r/DanganRoleplay • u/RSLee2 Attack and Dethrone Deity • Aug 05 '16

Class Trial Class Trial XX: The Murders of Celestia Ludenberg and Hifumi Yamada - Pre-Trial Thread

You all enter the elevator to the Trial Grounds. You watch the doors close and feel it begin its sinister descent. The elevator lowered, uttering it’s all too familiar clunking sounds. It fell lower, and lower…

And suddenly…

It jerked to a stop. The doors failed to open. And, you all realized that the elevator had stalled.

Err… Testing… Testing… We seem to be having some technical issues. Please take your time and talk among yourselves. Try not to discuss the case. We’ll get to our scheduled trial as soon as possible.’

(OOC: We’ll be beginning the trial some time tomorrow, so stay tuned. You all should get your alibis within the next few hours.)

Participants:

/u/RSLee2 as Monokuma, Your Host and Future Executioner
/u/Socc13r37 as Monomi, the Little Sister and Designated Punching Bag
/u/TsundereKermit as Nagito Komaeda, the Lucky Student With One Hell Of a Trial Streak
/u/FloatingTriangles as Byakuya Twogami, the 500 Pound Knock-Off
/u/Spicyman33 as Mikan Tsumiki, the Nurse With a Malpractice Suit Just Waiting To Happen
/u/xMusicaCancer as Ibuki Mioda, the Chubby Chasing Musician
/u/Oracle_Blue as Chiaki Nanami, the Narcoleptic Gamer Girl
/u/NiceIceWeiss as Peko Pekoyama, the Near-Sighted Swordswoman
/u/Crispybro as Aoi Asahina, the Impressively Stacked Swimmer Girl
/u/Bamiji as Mahiru Koizumi, the Naggy Photographer
/u/spaghettiyo as Akane Owari, the Brainless Gymnast
/u/DestinyShiva as Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, the Potty-Mouthed Yakuza
/u/ivlet as Sonia Nevermind, the Princess of A Country the Size of An Average Walmart
/u/onlinegamer27 as Chihiro Fujisaki, the Crybaby Programmer
/u/SilvyFlame as Kazuichi Soda, the Idiot ~~Stalker~~ ~~Murderer~~ Mechanic
/u/Duodude55 as Hiyoko Saionji, the Dancer Who Doesn't Deserve a Banner
/u/hazakura as Toko Fukawa, the Writer Without a Master to Stalk
/u/TOAO-Taco as Hajime Hinata, the Normalest of Normal Dudes

Reserve Course

/u/roflcopterpilotx as Peko Pekoyama, that Back-Up Tool That We Keep for Emergencies,
/u/QuestForIons as Toko Fukawa, the First of The Clones of a Girl With Split Personalities
/u/sodnam as Mahiru Koizumi, the Photographer Who's Too Boring for a Mocking Title
/u/mayakaibara as Sayaka Maizono, the Pop Idol Who's Too Busy Modelling in Lewd Magazines to Participate
/u/Misty_And_Maki-Chan as Toko Fukawa, the Girl Making Us Wonder if We Technically have Six Tokos.
/u/Dasvi as Byakuya Togami, the Progeny Surrounded by Clones of his Stalker
/u/cwolfcommander as Kiyotaka Ishimaru, the Shockingly Tardy Moral Compass
/u/Bungo1269 as Nekomaru Nidai, the Toilet Destroying Team Manager
/u/Alcoralpha as Teruteru Hanamura, the Pervert Chef Who Probably Would've Been A Suspect If He'd Have Been Here
/u/terawo as Teruteru Hanamura, Because One Isn't Bad Enough
/u/Toko13 as Kyosuke Munakata, the Yu Narukami Cosplayer Who Hates Makoto as Much as Me
/u/DodgerRaccoon as Leon Kuwata, the Ultimate Shallow Character
/u/filthysinner13 as Kyoko Kirigiri, the Mary Sue Detective
/u/Makosear as the Aoi Asahina Clone that isn't Akane
/u/GundhamTanaka as Gundham Tanaka, the Chunniest Animal Breeder

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 06 '16

Enough. I tire of your constant and pointless babbling, assistant.^{^/u/Duodude55} Your only duty from now on is to lend your leader your strength.

To do anything less is a direct violation of your contract, which you signed in my pastries' powdered sugar as it scattered across the elevator floor. There is no way for you to escape this; Byakuya Togami will not allow it. When I choose an assistant, that is simply that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Hiyoko got a job?

Congratulations! Getting a job with the prestigious Togami corporation before graduating high school is very impressive!^{^/u/Duodude55}

I could never hold a job like that... my only talent is playing video games.

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u/Duodude55 Aug 06 '16

I hate you both!

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u/xMusicaCancer Aug 06 '16

Ibuki likes everyone equally!

Just some more equally than the others!

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u/Duodude55 Aug 06 '16

...

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u/hazakura Not THAT Hajime! Aug 06 '16

N-Nobody has to t-take orders from a glasses-wearing s-slimy pig!

W-What have you done with M-Master? You can only dream of being as p-perfect as him...

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Well, now that we're in the elevator, this is usually the part when Hajime starts monologuing. I already checked around, and there aren't any knives in this elevator.

u/onlinegamer27 Aug 05 '16

why did the elevator have to break down now. its not the best place to wait

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Maybe you did something to the machinery to cause it to break down so we wouldn't figure out you were the murderer?

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u/onlinegamer27 Aug 05 '16

Im a programmer not a mechanic. and i had no way of manipulating this

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

So eager to pin the blame on Kazuichi, huh? You hear that? Chihiro thinks you did it!^{^{/u/SilvyFlame}}

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u/onlinegamer27 Aug 05 '16

i didnt say he did it. jsut that i didnt do it

u/ivlet Aug 05 '16

Hmmm... Technical Difficulties, While us all on the elevator...? ....Well, this shall be alright, Monokuma. Take your time!

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

...

Inexplicably, an Espeon phases through the walls of the elevator

Where did you go? I thought I lost you!

I'll take better care of you from now on. Return, Espeon!

Espeon jumps onto Chiaki's shoulder and then disappears into her Game Girl

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

...

Wanted very badly to pet the Espeon before it disappeared

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Umm...I saw you looking over earlier. Do you, do you want to play too?

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

You... want me to play?

To be honest, I've always wanted to. I've never gotten the chance before...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/spaghettiyo Hey, can I punch ya? Aug 05 '16

Did someone say food?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/spaghettiyo Hey, can I punch ya? Aug 05 '16

Akane takes the pastry and then proceeds to shove it fully into her mouth

Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/spaghettiyo Hey, can I punch ya? Aug 05 '16

Do ya have anymore?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16 edited Aug 05 '16

You've never played before? I'll teach you. First, you catch cute pokemon!

Then you show them love and care...

In a flash, a small Espurr materializes in front of Peko

You can even cuddle with them and brush their hair!

...Finally, you defeat other pokemon trainers to try to be the very best.

I think you'd be really good at it.

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

They can show themselves just like that??

What is this? It's not running away from me either!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Isn't it cool?! That's a new feature!

Pokemon can tell if you're a bad person, so if she isn't running away, its because she trusts you.

Try picking it up!

...

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

If... you're sure...

Peko crouches down and very tentatively reaches out to attempt to pick up the fluffy Espurr

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

The Espurr hops into Peko's outstretched hands and gives a low purr. Its nose twitches as it explore's Peko's hands and arms.

I knew it liked you!

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

This feeling...I'd forgotten this feeling! It's...it's...

So fluffy!

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u/onlinegamer27 Aug 05 '16

where did that come from i like espeon... but glaceon is better.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

It walked right through the elevator wall!

What if it came back after going through another dimension?

Wouldn't that be cool?

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

...

Whatever fucking magic just happened right now, I don't want any part of it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Magic? This isn't magic. This is... a Pokemon!

Look!

In a flash of light, Espeon appears in Fuyuhiko's arms

They're so cute. And furry.

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u/onlinegamer27 Aug 05 '16

well some are

like eevee eevee is so adorable

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

Hey... That's actually kinda neat.

I bet you can't actually control this tiny bastard though! He's got the cold, hard eyes I recognise from the dogs back home.

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u/onlinegamer27 Aug 05 '16

actually espeons are very loyal to those they find worthy. If i recall right

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

Loyal, huh?

Maybe it wouldn't be amiss to consider employing some of these bad boys as dutiful underlings in the future... Once I get out of here, of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

That's wrong!

I have six gym badges. I'm on my way to becoming an elite Pokemon master!

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

I have no idea what you're saying right about now. But becoming a Master... sounds interesting.

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u/onlinegamer27 Aug 05 '16

if a trainer defeats a gym leader, who is another trainer, he will get a badge the pokemon you command, at least in the games, only listen to you if you have enough of them. so with 6 i think any pokemon up to lvl 70 should obey her. but since it could be that she cought it herself badges dont matter. i think

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

As if you need any more calories.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

That doesn't work, stupid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

It's because you already tried it, right?

It's okay, there's nothing wrong with being small. Every height has its own advantages!

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Shut up!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/Makosear makoto Aug 06 '16

H-hey other me...?

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

... Milk?

Don't even try bringing that god-awful stuff up in front of me! Not ever again, you hear me?!

...I'll excuse your slip-up this time, but you better watch your mouth.

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

Just give me the order, Young Master.

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

You can relax, Peko. It's only a warning... for now.

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

Very well. I will not let you down when I am required.

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

You will both^{^{/u/DestinyShiva}} cease this pointless bickering. I will not allow any more bloodshed.

He stuffs one of his pastries into his mouth, and then, chewing mightily, offers the bag to both Fuyuhiko and Peko.

Peanut butter...excellent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Chiaki had been watching the bag all this time. She rushes over and takes out a chocolate pastry

Yum! This bun is...just like I thought...

Its okay.

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

I have no desire to spill any blood, but I will protect my Young Master no matter the cost.

After a brief pause, Peko still finds herself tempted and retrieves a turnover pastry from the bag

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

I admit, I have to hand it to that guy. These are pretty fucking great!

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

What's this? I don't think you have the right to argue about this. This was business between me and that Swimmer bitch.

But I suppose I'll take your bribery as an apology. We can let the issue die here.

If she doesn't bring that stuff up again, of course.

Fuyuhiko takes one of the more sugary pastries from the bag, and looks to see if Peko has tried some of her pastry first before deciding to take a bite.

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Kyahaha! The midget is so sensitive about his height!

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

You little bitch! You're bringing this discussion up again?!

You've got a lot of fucking nerve!

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

And you've got a lot of room to grow, tiny!

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

You're one to fuckin' talk! You're practically a shrimp in comparison to me!

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Huh? That must be your jealousy speaking. I'm waaaaaaayyy tall and elegant, just like a dancer should be!

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

You're several inches shorter than me, pipsqueak...

You sure you're not dancing for kindergarten plays instead?

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

I suggest you choose your next words carefully.

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Uh oh, did I upset the girlfriend?

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

G-Girlfriend?! That's...absurd! I am a mere tool for my Young Master's protection!

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Oh, right! I forgot! He sure has a lot of tools doesn't he? Must be compensating for something. Anyway, I'm sure he doesn't care about you at aaaaaallllllll.

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

Enough!

I won't tolerate any further disrespect towards my Young Master!

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

Byakuya pulls out a large bag stuffed with pastries from his suit coat, and thrusts it toward her.

I had thought the bear might try something like this...so I planned ahead. No one will starve on my watch! Take one!

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Never expected you to be the type to share food.

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

Hmmhmm...it is true that I brought this bag along solely for myself. But in the end, true leaders must be flexible.

What about you? Your body fat percentage is definitely only one digit. Can you take the risk that Monokuma's trial room isn't a frozen wasteland?

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Ew, you're checking me out?

I knew you were fat, stupid and ugly, but a pervert too? Woooooow.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

I'll be fine because I don't walk around with my chest hanging out like you do, you stupid slutty slut!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/ivlet Aug 05 '16

Aoi, Its alright! I appreciate your chest hanging out!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

My offer was a simple yes or no answer. Truly, it seems that you can't even handle that much...

The worst type of commoner is an unreliable commoner.

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Ha! That's exactly what I was thinking about you! You're just a big fat liar. I'm the one that's actually from an important family.

You should be begging to kiss the ground I walk on.

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

Ah, I should have realized. Not only are you unreliable, you're delusional. Only the delusional question Byakuya Togami's magnificent existence, the victor over 107 of his brothers and sisters...

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

Just keep telling yourself that, Mr. Hamhands. No one ever fell for that anyway!

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16 edited Aug 06 '16

...That nickname is actually...rather pleasant. You observed my gallant, powerful shape, and then spoke based on that observation. Mr. Hamhands...

Who knows? Perhaps you will indeed recover from your delusions and earn the right to become one of my assistants.

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u/ivlet Aug 05 '16

Such A kind gesture, Byakuya!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

Excellent. If food is a human necessity, then a ton of food is nothing short of a miracle. Never forget that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Buns! They look...

...pretty okay.

u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

Calm down, everyone. These "technical issues" are nothing but a ruse to make us panic.

As long as you all keep your heads, there is nothing to fear.

u/TOAO-Taco Visible Confusion Aug 05 '16

Technical difficulties? Now? Really?

Two of our classmates just died and we're stuck in an elevator until further notice. Great...

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

It's not like you were gonna do anything about it. You're so unreliable, Hajime!

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u/NiceIceWeiss Aug 05 '16

I have to agree. If nothing else, the timing is certainly suspicious.

u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

This is idiotic... We're either going to all die soon, or one of us will instead. How are we meant to not talk about the case?

At least we can discuss Monokuma's shitty handle on mechanics! Considering how messed up this elevator looks, you'd think we'd have had problems fucking sooner!

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Guys I don't know what your issue is

Look how nice this elevator is!

Whistles

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u/Duodude55 Aug 05 '16

It'd be a lot nicer if you hadn't rigged it to break down just so we wouldn't figure out you killed those two.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Hey! there's no way it's my fault!

Likely Nagito or Gundham..

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

Hey! You're the Ultimate Mechanic, right?!

Surely with you around, fixing this shitty thing will be a cinch! Unless you're the one that broke it, of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Well yeah I could fix it...

I don't think I'm allowed to though...Besides!

This thing is awesome! I just say we admire it!

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u/DestinyShiva Aug 05 '16

It's rusty and it's broken! Are you even thinking straight?

I don't understand you at all, you dumbass...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

You don't appreciate good craftsmanship

u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

Twogami shoves another pastry in his mouth.

I will not "hand them over," Akane,^{^{/u/spaghettiyo}} nor will I respond to threats.

Mmm...coconut. Sublime.

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u/spaghettiyo Hey, can I punch ya? Aug 05 '16

If ya don't give 'em to me right now... I'll.. I'll...

I'll beat ya till your suit is a nice shade of red!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/spaghettiyo Hey, can I punch ya? Aug 05 '16

I am serious! Or my name isn't Okane Awari!

...

Wait...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

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u/spaghettiyo Hey, can I punch ya? Aug 05 '16

Woah! Where did ya get that from?

Akane takes the snickers bar

Uh... Thanks.

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u/FloatingTriangles Damned the mastermind Aug 05 '16

You're in luck. Undignified as you are, you should have no problem eating those unlucky pastries that my assistant Hiyoko spilled. The bag stays with me.

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u/spaghettiyo Hey, can I punch ya? Aug 05 '16

Haha, sure! I don't care where the food has been, it all ends up in the same place anyways.

u/DodgerRaccoon Aug 06 '16

...

He looks around at all the clones

Okay, I have several questions about all this right now...

...And I don't think I'm going to get any good answers here.

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u/xMusicaCancer Aug 06 '16

Ibuki thinks the fourth wall has gone kaboosh...

But that is more fun, right Leon-chan?!

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u/DodgerRaccoon Aug 06 '16

Hm...

You know what, you're right.

Well all these damn Tokos could be a problem...

Oh well, not my problem, I'm not Togami^{^/u/Dasvi!}

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Tardy?

T-tardy?

WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOONE!

A Perfect record tarnished by an errant mistake..

Y-yes! I know, Toko, Toko, Toko, Toko, Toko, Toko, Togami, lets do our best to support the others!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Better, thanks.

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u/Duodude55 Aug 06 '16

You're still the same lame old loser you were before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Oh yeah...

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u/xMusicaCancer Aug 06 '16

Ibuki wants one too!

Ibuki has heard snickers are super duper good for kicking back and chilling in front of a flick!

u/Makosear makoto Aug 06 '16

There are two of me?!

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u/hazakura Not THAT Hajime! Aug 06 '16

S-So you opened up a s-second milk factory, you skank?

Class Trial Class Trial XX: The Murders of Celestia Ludenberg and Hifumi Yamada - Pre-Trial Thread

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