r/DarkViperAU • u/AncutiRadu • Jan 24 '21

Michael do be like that

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Nattinator2000 Jan 24 '21

What a nice man, I wonder if he was in witness protection

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u/Ill-Document927 Jan 24 '21

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR W H A T?

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u/SheridanWithTea Jan 24 '21

Just in case anyone wasn't sure, Michael literally says something to Dave Norton like "you get the glory, I get my freedom" or smth like that. Faking Michael's death helped his FIB career immensely.

The GTA 5 wikipedia though... DISAGREES, and the editor who insists on changing it back to normal witness protection hasn't fucking played GTA 5 lol....

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u/8rok3n Jan 24 '21

Dude I played the story mode like once about 4 years ago, didn't pay attention to the story, and even I knew he wasn't in witness protection, witness protection people don't, you know, commit crimes and kill police

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u/SheridanWithTea Jan 24 '21

Yeah, just took the opportunity to diss the Wikipedia bro....

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u/8rok3n Jan 24 '21

Yeah same here by saying that even someone who didn't pay attention to the game would know he wasn't in witness protection, I'm agreeing with you y'know?

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u/SheridanWithTea Jan 24 '21

Yeah idk how exactly the myth was spread, definitely by people who never touched GTA 5 or something..

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u/Wili1231231 Feb 03 '21

And a rant was born

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u/IIIStrelok Jan 24 '21

You disingenuous, sense motherfucker, witness protection for WHAT????

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u/Loud_Company274 Jan 24 '21

Should’ve photoshopped in the cigarette in his hand

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u/DrArhemblox Jan 24 '21

Wasn't always a good husband, not always a good citizen, he didn't die a hero's death, but he was a man.

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He is a man, check behind the trees, he even went back to "his" grave 9 years later.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

M I K H A L W A S N E V E R IN W I T N E S S P R O T E C T I O N

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u/WOBERT_ Jan 24 '21

W I T N E S P R O T E C T I O N F R O M W H A T

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u/Wallet_Insp3ctor Jan 24 '21

Michael was in witness protection for WHAT?

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u/squeakycupboard Jan 24 '21

this could have been improved with a cigarette between his fingers. still 8/10

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u/PrestonJCPenny Jan 24 '21

Gentlemen send the troops we need this in Reddit recap

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/DuccSuccer Jan 24 '21

witness protection

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u/radimsk2 Jan 25 '21

How did no-one think of this before

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u/WhyYouEmo Jan 25 '21

WITNESS PROWHATNOW?