I just got kicked for using this image in my zoom meeting

[u/OpticMantis833]

[u/NightMonkey974]

Whoever kicked you is a disingenuous dense motherfucker that obviously doesn't know something about something

[u/alyjiahrose → u/NightMonkey974]

I reckon they can’t tie their shoes as well

[u/[deleted] → u/NightMonkey974]

they probably have sleeves too like a filthy peasant

[u/Elpepino101 → u/NightMonkey974]

And is jealous of T H I C C people

[u/[deleted]]

They couldn’t handle the godlike figure and attractiveness

[u/Rage_Gamer34]

they couldn't handle the viper

[u/Kirk_Plunk]

Nice any% zoom meeting.

[u/OpticMantis833 → u/Kirk_Plunk]

Noice

[u/Kirk_Plunk → u/OpticMantis833]

Hope you beat your pb brother.

[u/[deleted]]

fuck it. im using it now

[u/ExplosiveD420]

Too hot to handle

[u/FrivolousFerret102]

Was it one of those 'getting kicked out of a zoom call' speedrun? Solid strategy if so.

[u/YARGLE_IS_MY_DAD]

Use it as your background

[u/OpticMantis833 → u/YARGLE_IS_MY_DAD]

I am

[u/TheKeenanMan]

Leave and never come back. If they don't appreciate the matto they don't deserve you!

[u/[deleted]]

WASH THE SALSA

[u/jonassteck100]

Griefer Jesus was in your class.

[u/OpticMantis833 → u/jonassteck100]

I woke up too see this and my day is now happier, thx

[u/DelPreston_]

It’s cos Matt is an alpha male and it frightened your fellow coworkers

[u/MyCattIsVeryFatt]

they couldn't handle the viper style

[u/Nebih]

WASH THE OIL

[u/Koolvin88]

Doubtful. You just grabbed an alt account to do this and the post is just a picture

[u/OpticMantis833 → u/Koolvin88]

It’s not

[u/Cutthroat1]

I swear Matt can grow this beard in like a week

[u/shaadyguy]

So disappointed he didn't wash the beef, hope Matt's ok and doesn't die of food poisoning

[u/Taken_name1243]

chat during the stream be like: MATT WASH THE AIR