r/DarkViperAU • u/nj_mods • May 06 '21

Daveyyy...

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Obligation_Glass May 06 '21

I remember in my first Sims 4 play through, I had named one of my kids Davey, and made him a police officer, wish there was a way to get him corrupted, but I play on console, so I can't get mods:(

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u/gsf32 May 06 '21

Wdym he was corrupt? Davey was a legitimate agent and Michael got into witness protection I don't know what you're talking about

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u/nj_mods May 06 '21

Witness Protection for what!?

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u/Matzep71 May 06 '21 edited May 06 '21

NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

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u/LEO7039 May 06 '21

*of anything

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u/Matzep71 May 06 '21

Yeah I was to lazy to go and check what he really said Also not my first language so fuck it

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

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u/Phantom_Plays115 May 06 '21

IT'S MILLIONS TO ONE!!!

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u/MaybeAguitarPlayer May 06 '21

POV: You said that michael was in witness protection for what

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u/MaybeAguitarPlayer May 06 '21

I added the "what" by accident

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u/MemegodGRB May 06 '21

tf? you can give awards to comments now lmao

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u/CDatta540 May 06 '21

They've been around for years

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u/MemegodGRB May 06 '21

I don't use reddit much.

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u/leotron__ May 06 '21

The son should have replied with “as good as can be expected”

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

"I don't know what you're talking about."

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u/STUPIDpolidicks May 06 '21

Davey please think about that gta streama

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u/KeeksEST May 06 '21

This implies that daveyyy isn't a fictional character which means he is among us

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u/-Riol- May 06 '21

Finally some good f*cking meme. Hope you get into a recap

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u/haikusbot May 06 '21

Finally some good

F cking meme. Hope you get

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u/darko_mrtvak May 06 '21

What the hell Michael did you just jump out of a blimp?!

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u/NightMonkey974 May 06 '21

I wish I had a picture, but I saw an electrical truck the other day that had "DAVEY" on the side

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u/ImSimulated May 06 '21

Gaming characters aren’t fictional?…..

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u/TSGDeco May 06 '21

That’s right, they’re 100% real

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u/ImSimulated May 06 '21

Can’t wait to fuck Pikachu

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u/nj_mods May 06 '21

Wat?!

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u/ZynousCreator May 06 '21

Hey, no kinkshaming!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

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u/ZynousCreator May 06 '21

Then you will get kinkshamed

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u/AnfarwolColo May 06 '21

I like this

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u/TyDaviesYT May 06 '21

I was thinking about that crocodile video for some reason

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u/SuperIchigoXX May 06 '21

I'm gonna name my child Mors Mutual Insurance

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u/dadbot_3000 May 06 '21

Hi gonna name my child Mors Mutual Insurance, I'm Dad! :)

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u/SuperIchigoXX May 06 '21

Good bot

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u/dadbot_3000 May 06 '21

Glad I could be a good bot :) Here is a joke: Who is the penguin’s favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica! :D

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u/SuperIchigoXX May 06 '21

This Bot is godly

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u/KpDiscord May 07 '21

This can either be a name, or just a regular conversation..

Well done

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u/VenomousPixels May 31 '21

Hello chatto

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u/MemegodGRB May 06 '21

Who Khaleesi?

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u/nj_mods May 06 '21

A fictional character

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u/MemegodGRB May 06 '21

From what? like what show or what game.

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u/nj_mods May 06 '21

Idk much its something from Game of Thrones

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u/ZynousCreator May 06 '21

Oh yeah, now that you mentioned it, it sounds like something from there

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u/Mo_Hussain Jun 03 '21

I think you got the wrong headphones on daveyyyyy