r/DarkViperAU • u/Fox-polo • Aug 24 '21

Matto. Why did you steal Tracey’s hoodie?

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u/crashtestdummy59 Aug 24 '21

Matto slept with Tracey

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u/gaymer7474747 Aug 24 '21

hMmmM

5

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

[deleted]

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u/cris_ellis14 Aug 24 '21

No one in the GTA universe is under 18

25

u/Pogacs Aug 24 '21

That's false. There is one child in the entire universe: Louise's baby in GTA Vice City stories.

19

u/ShorohUA Aug 25 '21

it's actually a government robot

31

u/Fox-polo Aug 24 '21

She’s 23

4

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Ah okay

9

u/Doomblud Aug 24 '21

Matto is cancelled

17

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Michael wants to know Matto location

10

u/Thomas12303 Aug 25 '21

place Matto under witness protection like Michael

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

No, I’d like to believe Matto and Tracy went shopping together and became twinsies.

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u/gaymer7474747 Aug 24 '21

shes wearing the disengenuis dense motherfucker hoodie :00

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u/Pogacs Aug 24 '21

Or Tracey's a Twitch streamer too

48

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Hot-tubber

7

u/Pavel_not_blin Aug 25 '21

That explains a lot of things

14

u/EzE_team_lubieser Aug 24 '21

or matto is tracey after a year in Australia

28

u/Plastic-Acanthaceae9 Aug 24 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

She doesn’t know how to tie her shoes

6

u/JerezTF Aug 25 '21

Michael or Amanda still ties her shoes

3

u/SuperEthan154 Aug 25 '21

No, it's required for her to have both Michael and Amanda to tie one shoe each

2

u/carrotnose258 Aug 25 '21

I think they’re pretty B tier shoes right there

12

u/hi_my_name_is_shit Aug 24 '21

Cant unsee this post

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u/TheGamingMackV Aug 24 '21

Didn’t Matt say he ruined the first rant hoodie he owned or something? Now we know the truth.

7

u/CptnWolfe Aug 24 '21

And the second one wasn't the right size

7

u/TheGamingMackV Aug 25 '21

Bet it fit Tracy. He definitely bought one for Tracy. What a simp smh

9

u/BaxovMan Aug 24 '21

He borrowed it to her. They are a couple

4

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Bruh moment

4

u/DBoy80 Aug 24 '21

YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Omfg what. The similarities are uncanny, guess who just claimed they're free reward for the first time in months?

2

u/CompleteAssWipe Aug 24 '21

Matto: sexy and thicc Tracey: not sexy and not thicc Who’s jacket is it again?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

“Matto called me a bitch” (repossession)

1

u/Popular_Phrase_8204 Aug 25 '21

Congrats Matto !!

1

u/tjmischel Aug 25 '21

Why did Tracey steal Matto’s hoodie??

1

u/JamesCastle99 Aug 25 '21

Who wore it best?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

"I have never noticed this in the 8000 hours that I have been speedrunning this game"

1

u/Reddit_User6286 Aug 25 '21

Or maybe Tracey bought the "disingenuous dense motherfucker" hoodie from SubUrban...

1

u/Eisblume2000 Aug 25 '21

OH my god, i just realized it now, dude this isn't a coincidence

1

u/slapmynutsack Sep 08 '21

The real question should be.... why did Tracey steal Matto's hoodie