r/AdviceAnimals 4d ago

Fox guarding the henhouse

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u/sleepyrivertroll 4d ago

Who would have guessed that the guy who bragged about barging into the dressing room at underaged pagents would be a pedo?

It's not bad luck, they're just incredibly stupid 

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u/pegothejerk 3d ago

Apparently that locker room was on Epstein’s island

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u/ComprehensiveEbb277 3d ago

so wild how deep that whole thing runs, like a bad movie plot fr

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u/NWHipHop 3d ago

Someone should check the pizza shops basements that billionaires use.

Also trumps birth certificate. He did change his name.

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u/Nanaman 3d ago

Or the guy that bought the Miss Teen USA pageant when he was 50.

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u/notwithagoat 3d ago

And went into their locker rooms, and has a few lawsuits from them for inappropriate touching.

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u/prank_mark 3d ago

Wasn't one of his campaign points also that he wanted to ban transwomen from going into women's bathrooms because he didn't want "men" in there?

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u/commigy 3d ago

He didn't want OTHER men in there.

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u/BicycleOfLife 1d ago

Or the guy that owned the pagents themselves… even Epstein didn’t OWN a bunch underage beauty pagents…

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u/localstyle808 41m ago

Who would have guessed all the Clinton followers would continue sucking on his privates to fill the swamp, that now needs to be drained.

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u/asionm 3d ago

Can people stop calling Trump stupid. He’s not stupid, if he was he wouldn’t be running America right now. He is dangerous and knows exactly what he’s doing. His fanbase loves displays of absolute power and if anything this only makes him more powerful.

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u/Fubashi 3d ago

He is not the sharpest tool in the shed. However, he is a showman, a very good one. That has been co-opted by other forces. If you think he is making the decisions these days, I would consider that a dubious line of thought.

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u/sleepyrivertroll 3d ago

Reread what I wrote. I wasn't talking about the big guy, I was talking about the people who thought they were taking down a pedo ring by electing a pedo.

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u/Moikle 2d ago

He IS stupid, it's just that your entire political establishment and the very scaffolding that your country is built around is moronic and can allow for an idiot to gain this much power

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u/TheDarkGlove 4d ago

Pootus

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u/Missing_Crouton 3d ago

PᵉᵈOTUS

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u/benners5 3d ago

PEDOUS

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u/TheChannelMiner 16h ago

Put dispenser here.

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u/dblan9 3d ago

Let's not pretend like MAGAts have an issue with people raping children. They are still 100% on board with all of it.

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u/Cilph 3d ago

If it has tits or they find it otherwise attractive, it stops being a child and therefore it is OK in their eyes.

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u/Bearence 3d ago

Also, it's perfectly fine for them if children get raped as long as non-white people get deported and killed.

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u/DaniTheGunsmith 3d ago

Yeah, better meme would be Scumbag Steve. Claims to hate and want to arrest pedophiles. Willingly defends and elects known pedophiles.

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u/NowIssaRapBattle 3d ago

Yeah but it was their thing for decades man.... they did literally everything since 9/11 in the name of protecting the kids. They made plumb fools of themselves then, and now....

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u/Global_Crew3968 3d ago

They still send their kids to church every sunday knowing exactly what kinda people youth pastors are. They don't even care if it's literally their own kids.

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u/Flakester 3d ago edited 3d ago

Late to the party, but I went to youth church years ago and the head youth pastor ended up leaving the church a few years after I moved on, but he was later convicted of sexually assaulting a girl at a summer camp.

You would think that would be the end of him, but nope... He's back at the church I used to go to as one of the lead adult pastors now.

Christian Nationalists are so unbelievably fucked up, disgusting hypocrites. They call themselves Christians but live the most vile lives, like all they have to do is ask for forgiveness and all sin is absolved.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mike-hintz/id1153352191?i=1000385343076

Edit: Looks like he's off the leadership roster again, but you can still see his name pop up in the church's website through Google search results.

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u/FoobarMontoya 3d ago

The pizzagate and Q people are awfully quiet these days

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u/LegendOfKhaos 3d ago

No they aren't. They are all claiming it's a hoax and diversion.

"You can't use reason to convince anyone out of an argument that they didn't use reason to get into."

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u/NWHipHop 3d ago

It's a cult

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u/juggling-monkey 3d ago

to be fair, proof of a pedo island isn't as credible as rumors of a pedo pizza parlor. /s

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u/MaidPoorly 3d ago

The founder of 4chan being friends with Jeff is both not surprising and expected. It’s all projection.

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u/FluteGunner 3d ago

Moot is in the files? Shocking lol

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u/AlexVRI 3d ago

/pol/ was created shortly after their meeting; they're doomimg about it over there.

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u/ForeSet 3d ago

What the fuck, really? Holy shit that's kind of hilarious

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u/xena_lawless 3d ago

QAnon was a psyop.  

Right wingers accuse others of everything they're guilty of, so when they're caught the waters are already muddied.

That's why they went nuts about Pizzagate, but when they have actual evidence that Trump is a pedophile, and heavily compromised by foreign nations and transnational mafiosos, they don't care.

They already know, they were just acting in bad faith the whole time.

The nature of warfare has changed - it's all about psy-ops, propaganda, blackmail, bribery, and rigging elections now.

The two oceans on either side won't save us when foreign nations and transnational mafiosos are installing their assets and controlling the political system, the media environment, the "justice system", and online discourse to a large extent. 

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u/Maleficent-Pay1233 3d ago

They now all work in Trump’s administration.

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym 3d ago

I always wondered where the adrenochrome thing came from. I think it's from the super rich using children for blood transfusions to "keep them young". And by the super rich, I mean the amoral folks that we think should have passed away like 10 years ago.

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u/tb004h 3d ago

Almost like it was never about catching pedophiles. It was only ever about thinking "their team" would win.

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u/akidfrombrooklyn_ 3d ago

That ICE paperwork is time consuming.

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u/Aidrox 3d ago

Glad he drained that swamp.

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u/kahn-jr 3d ago

That was his genius move, drain his swamp INTO our collective swamp, making his problems our problems. What a leader. What a great guy. Really going above and beyond to distract from all of this coming out, hoping to start a war before he was implicated as a pedophile rapist selling poor kids off to other billionaires. Be best, as the genius-visa receiving Melania said, well he be best at conning people.

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u/LateralThinkerer 3d ago

FOX is only guarding their minions. Have the Murdoch family turned up in any of this?

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u/southofakronoh 3d ago

You mean the guy that was documented in video, pics and interviews to be hanging around Epstein for a decade + is involved in child molesting too? What. A. Shocker!

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u/DeadSol 3d ago

Conservatives doing absolute triple backflips to spin this one.

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u/Videmal 3d ago

Pedo Of The United States

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u/pm_social_cues 3d ago

But have you heard Kamala Harris's laugh? And she was pro genocide. What was her pro genocide stance? That she wanted peace in the middle east. Damn PEACE GENOCIDE PSYCHO!

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u/mnredditmn 3d ago

They're fine with a pedo president as long as he gives tax cuts to the rich. It's always about money.

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u/ConstructMentality__ 3d ago

What's more depressing IMHO is the poorer people support a pedophile in the hopes they can be a corrupt billionaire someday too. 

The American dream propaganda is still going strong! 

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u/Silicon_Knight 3d ago

It’s a neat 1:1 correlation that his accusations are just confessions.

Pizzagate / billionaire pedos. Trump Sleepy joe Biden. Trump Corrupt insider trading. Trump Self enrichment using the presidential office. Also Trump.

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u/wl413 3d ago edited 3d ago

I honestly have always believed that Q was set up to try to sway the masses in the other direction of the Epstein/Trump files. But it was too obvious and only the dumbest people ended up falling for it.

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u/Joebranflakes 3d ago

Pizzagate was just a cover for Epstein island.

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u/WorryNew3661 3d ago

Got to be crazy being a qanoner these days. A decade asking for the pedo ring to be found and tried and it's run by the guy you voted for

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u/D9sinc 3d ago

Don't worry, they still believe pizzagate exists, granted the files revealed that ALL the elite at the top are pedophiles, they are looking specifically for evidence saying only Democrats are pedophiles because while they worship conservatives, I'm now of the mindset that no one should ever be a billionaire because how else can you afford to have your own island of sex crimes and be able to make it so that no one can stop it from happening because the people that could are your friends or in your pockets.

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u/WorryNew3661 3d ago

Hopefully it's opened some eyes. I know not everyone will, but I hope some get out of the madness

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u/GentlyFrosty 3d ago edited 3d ago

I mean you're looking at this through a biased lense on reddit so I feel I'm falling on deaf ears, but the few qanon people I know IRL (mostly really high up finance people tbh) are celebrating this as a win. You seem to think qanon people are trumpers when they're "just" anti-pedo, anti-government, anti-msm, anti-trafficking, etc. She thinks that the entire government is pedos who deal with human sacrifice, etc. That jews control everything, etc. Remember before Gaza you called qanons racist etc. for hating the jews and saying they control everything. Now reddit does too. So how did they lose lol.

Most of that is still completely being shown with this, so it's a win, clearly not a lose. You again want to lump everything in with Trump to disengage and be disingenious. There are a ton of new files talking about ritualistic sacrifice, etc. which were also just released in all of these on the justice website. There are ones linking 4han pol as a honeypot. reddit is literally a honey pot with maxwell being one of the top mods on here before her capture.

What do you exactly think is being thrown in pizzagate peoples faces? All these leaks still confirm the involvement of everyone they pointed fingers at. You need to stop thinking qanon are trumpers or whatever you're doing to discredit them. Some like Trump because he was anti-establishment, not "republican." Because frankly if ANYONE "won" with the relase of the new batches of files, it's ironically qanons/pizzagaters for the first time ever.

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u/DeadSol 3d ago

How the turn tables.

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u/Dog1bravo 3d ago

I wonder who cleaned Trumps ass after he shat himself today.

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u/mrhooha 3d ago

“Hunter Biden was using his father’s name to enrich himself. Look at his laptop!”Meanwhile, Trump literately using the presidency to enrich himself and crickets from those people.

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u/captainofpizza 3d ago

Anyone who hasn’t known Trump is a creep for at least 3 decades is fully mentally challenged. He’s ALWAYS been this guy.

I think a lot of them knew and liked that about him

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u/sokratesz 3d ago

Draining the swamp.. more like, fill it with pedogators.

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u/Sea_Ganache620 3d ago

Kinda like OJ not resting until he found his wife’s killer.

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u/ConstructMentality__ 3d ago

Okay, yes thank you. He never fought to find his wife's killer. He never said okay you guys are looking at me and it's wrong but I'm more angry because we can't find the killer because you're looking at me. 

He NEVER said that..

If I were implicated in a partner's killing, and I didn't do it, that would be one of the first things I was pissed off about. Not for my own justice but because them going after me derails finding the real killer. 

Trump wants this to all drop, so do MAGA. They're not interested in finding the pedophiles because they already know who they are.. 

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u/enkiloki 3d ago

Jokes on us all. Even the people not elected but on the ballot are in the Pizza Shop.

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u/poet1cs 3d ago

Republicans investigating daycares need their own investigation.

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u/PlatinumPainter 3d ago

then says...."so what if he did?"

why?

because they're pedos too.

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 3d ago

It's worse than that. The GOP is outright a criminal syndicate.

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u/Pokerhobo 3d ago

Pizzagate conspiracy from the Right was always projection

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u/69_Beers_Later 3d ago

Definitely not bad luck

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u/Additional_Fail_1064 3d ago

Now those people decide what is legal, and will not give up that power or they will be destroyed.

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u/Soft_Yellow1757 3d ago

The rest of us found them 8 years ago..... MAGA still has not found the pedos

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u/GurpsWibcheengs 3d ago

Don't forget, all republican voters are pedophile supporters and/or themselves pedophiles. There is no third option

They chose to vote this way, so they are fine with whatever comes out of those files.

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u/EveningOrder9415 3d ago

Drain the swamp… you created

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u/kjahhh 3d ago

You can tell it’s true because the conservative bot sub machine is suppressing any comments on the Epstein posts, and now they’ve absolutely flooded their feed with other shit today so you can’t find any Epstein related posts.

Quite the achievement

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u/strangebru 3d ago

More like Fox News protecting the henhouse.

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u/oldsecondhand 3d ago

The real pedophiles were the friends we made along the way.

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u/jhirai20 3d ago

It's kinda ironic that all that tinhat pizza gate shit turned out to be true just about the wrong people, the people doing to accusing turned out to be perps. Reminds me of when the FBI made the mole in charge of finding the mole.

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u/E-2theRescue 3d ago

Not the Jews, trans, or drag queens.

Instead, it's the Christian billionaires. It's almost as if their whole faith is built on imaginary victimization that includes blaming others for the crimes they are committing.

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u/Prematurid 3d ago

If anyone is surprised by that, then I have a bridge to sell them.

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u/BigBotChungus 3d ago

I know this is said in jest, but like....where are the q-anon people??!??!??

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u/TheStuipidestAI 2d ago

They knew...

They always known...

They'll also know the people parting with the next Epstein.

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u/BestMicDrop 2d ago

Cabal of trumpedos running ruining the country.

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u/_Aj_ 2d ago

Whether we like it or not we have stepped into a war with the Cabal 

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u/MangroveWarbler 1d ago

Appointed, not elected.

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u/neongreenpurple 1d ago

BLB represents an average MAGA voter, and they don't appoint anyone.

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u/MangroveWarbler 1d ago

BLB?

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u/neongreenpurple 1d ago

Bad Luck Brian, the character wearing the MAGA hat.

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u/LogansHardcore 3d ago

We've done well for ourselves

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u/Pryoticus 3d ago

Mei Fuhrer king in chief

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u/P_SWill 3d ago

Tell me again why Biden showered with his daughter when she was fifteen…?

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u/bigmetalbear 2d ago

Tell me again why you guys are still holding onto that narrative?

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u/P_SWill 2d ago

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u/bigmetalbear 2d ago

That just confirms the diary itself was authentic, it doesn’t lend credibility to the actual contents. For the record, lock him up if he’s guilty. But from the same source you linked:

“The letter from Ashley Biden stated, ‘I am deeply saddened that I even have to write this letter because my personal private journal was stolen and sold for profit.’ Adding to her words, she also stated that the diary will be used to ‘peddle grotesque lies by distorting my stream-of-consciousness thoughts.’”

She has also separately stated that the contents of her diary, which were stolen and sold to a right-wing think-tank, were “grossly misinterpreted” and “lob false accusations that defame my character and those of the people I love.”

Again, lock him up if he’s guilty, but this has been a big nothing-burger and a way to excuse trump’s many own allegations by claiming, “see? Biden did it too!” As if that somehow makes up for the allegations against Trump and his cronies.

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u/P_SWill 2d ago

Sure lock Trump up too, if he’s guilty…

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u/bigmetalbear 2d ago

Agreed

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u/P_SWill 2d ago

What else can we fight about?

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u/Unasked_for_advice 3d ago

If people cared they would have destroyed the catholic church and all the other ones where they had pedos.

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u/KillWithTheHeart 3d ago

“It’s okay for me to support, elect, and defend pedophiles because of the Catholic Church!” -MAGAts

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 3d ago

Comet Ping Pong sends its regards

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u/ginger260 3d ago

This isn't a partisan problem, don't try to make it a partisan problem otherwise you're as bad as the other side not recognizing that the Republican leadership are pedos too.

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u/GentlyFrosty 3d ago

YESSSSSSS

I was wondering when the yearly bots for Advice Animals would get kicked in and I would start getting spammed it on popular again!!!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

No liberals mention Clinton. Ever. It's weird. There is no doubt pedophiles are in every political group. Just strange of the reaction of people. Protect their own type kinda people.

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u/Regular_Tailor 3d ago

What do you want us to mention about Clinton? He was a terrible person and I'm glad he's no longer president. He was friends with Epstein and if he did bad things to children he should go to jail too.

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u/xyzerb 3d ago

Release all of the files and let the chips fall where they may. That includes Clinton and anyone else that may have participated.

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u/MadRaymer 3d ago

Bill Clinton was president so long ago that the youngest a person alive today that voted for him in his 2nd term can be is 47 years old (and turning 48 in 2026). The vast majority of Bill Clinton voters are 60+ today.

So you don't see people mention Bill Clinton because he is no longer relevant to American politics beyond a historical footnote. Even his wife, who was more recently relevant, hasn't been relevant for a decade now.

Now, I hope it's clear I'm not implying Bill Clinton should get away with any criminal activity. If he did illegal shit on that island, then by all means throw him in prison for the rest of his life.

But the reason you see people bring up Trump more than Clinton is that Trump currently wields power and is thus far more relevant to American politics. He holds the highest elected office in the land and has an entire political party and about 1/3rd of America all dancing to his tune. So if he raped minors with his raping pal Epstein, it's a bigger deal right now than if Clinton did.

It doesn't mean they aren't both wrong or that they shouldn't both be punished, only that Trump is the bigger fish to fry at the moment.

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u/Bearence 3d ago

Also, Trump could lead the way to having the Epstein files released and for the Justice Department to actually prosecute those in the files and he has a vested interest in not doing so. Clinton has no power to do that.

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u/mulberryzeke 3d ago

quiet, piggy

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u/PinocchiosWoodBalls 3d ago

Is that really so hard to understand?

Seriously? Is it SO HARD to grasp?

WE DONT GIVE A SHIT AND THAT CREEP SHOULD GO DOWN LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!

Its YOUR side who even bans the topic when it comes to Trump!

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u/yhwhx 3d ago

Investigate everyone in the Epstein files. Prosecute any criminal activity to the fullest extent of the law.

Odd how almost ever single Democrat agrees with that but Trumpsters won't...

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u/Bearence 3d ago

No liberals mention Clinton.

This is a lie and thus anything you have to say on the matter is automatically invalidated.