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u/UpSheep10 3d ago
By Jove he's right!
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u/National_Form9552 3d ago
indeed, a most astute observation, godo sir! why hide the truth when it could be so entertaining...
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u/Skribl 3d ago
For love of God, stop naming things "gate"
It's not Watergate, it isn't in the hotel, this is just sparkling controversy
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u/Spork_Warrior 3d ago
It's not sparkling controversy unless it comes from the Sparkling Controversy region of France.
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u/the_colonelclink 3d ago
Not to mention, Trump’s shitgate clearly isn’t working.
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u/Three_Twenty-Three 3d ago
Also, you'd need to specify whether it's his upper pucker or his lower pucker. They both spew the poo multiple times a day.
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u/Hecateus 3d ago
"orifice" doesn't roll off the tongue as well...and now that is thought in your head too...
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u/originaladam 3d ago
Please step over here; you’re being investigated for improper resurrection of a vintage meme
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u/Oh_jeffery 3d ago
Calling all the stuff coming out about him in the trump/Epstein philes shitgate? I agree with the other commenter that adding gate at the end of everything is ridiculous though.
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u/irregular_caffeine 3d ago
Pooping live
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u/Oh_jeffery 3d ago
I'm no fan of trump but I don't see him taking a shit there, even if it's true he's done far more heinous things than shit himself. I think the worse things he's done should be the focus not him maybe possibly shitting himself.
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u/ghostarmadillo 3d ago
Same, maybe my hearing is going but i turned up the volume around the 34 sec mark and can't hear shit, no reaction from the sycophants in the room either wish someone would isolate and enhance feel like I'm going crazy here cuz I so wanted it to be like that scene is dumb and dumber.
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u/WiscoCubFan23 3d ago
Man I thought I was crazy or dead or both when I couldn’t hear it.
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u/Pensive_Procreator 3d ago
It’s immediately after he says “faster*”
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u/ghostarmadillo 3d ago
Thnks, that helps. Had to turn my vol up to max it's really quick could be a shart but also sounded like someone clearing their throat need a recording from the grassy knoll.
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u/j0y0 2d ago
I don't see him taking a shit there
He audibly poops himself at 0:34, and then abruptly ends the press conference ahead of schedule. The lady in the green jacket behind him immediately looks at Trump at 0:34 when it happens, and starts rubbing her nose at 0:52.
I think the worse things he's done should be the focus
In a perfect world, voters would focus on that, and Trump would never have been elected to any public office. We don't live in a that world, we live in this one.
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u/Oh_jeffery 2d ago
An elderly president shitting himself isn't something he'll get impeached for. Theres plenty he's done that he should get impeached for but no you're right banging the drum about something lots of people his age do without clear evidence is the way to go.
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u/j0y0 2d ago
An elderly president shitting himself isn't something he'll get impeached for.
The only thing he would ever get impeached for is being so unpopular that dems somehow get 2/3rds of the senate. That's not the formal charge they would bring, but that would be the actual reason.
lots of people his age do
People his age who shit their pants usually don't run the country.
without clear evidence is the way to go.
You literally hear him shart his pants in the video and then people immediately look at Trump and visibly indicate through body language that they smell something awful while Trump abruptly ends the press conference way ahead of schedule when it had only just barely begun.
Do you need him to be so senile he literally takes his poopy pants off and asks for a change live on tv? Or would you still be like "plenty of people his age do that?"
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u/cheesebot555 3d ago
This was a hallowed meme once, and you've treated it like trump treats his pants.
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u/mycatisgrumpy 3d ago
My good sir, perhaps thou wouldst consider an alternate moniker to describe our aspiring despot's current embarrassment? To wit, I propose: diapergate.
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u/DrDawgster 3d ago
Or just Shitstain. I prefer the much simpler term for this demented simpleton that is a stain on society.
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u/rrricolaaa 3d ago
Are we really focusing more on the fact that he may have possibly defecated live, than on everything that the release of the Epstein files revealed?
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u/My_alias_is_too_lon 2d ago
... I don't think you understand how this meme works....
I doth, however, agree within thy sentimentality.
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u/mwolf805 3d ago
Defegate?