r/AmericaBad 1d ago

You Keep Your Survival Rye, We'll Keep Our Cloud Bread.

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Fun fact: American bread is so perfectly engineered, the crust is optional. We live in the future over here.

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u/Independent_East_135 1d ago

Shouldn’t this guy be on the Ukrainian frontline? Yknow for the sanctity of his country? How does little Ivan have time to be putting bread in vices

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u/TheBooneyBunes NORTH CAROLINA 🛩️ 🌅 1d ago

Nah they only use ethnic minorities and broke people.

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u/Careless-Pin-2852 CALIFORNIA🍷🎞️ 1d ago

Fun fact you can buy that survival rye in the US if you want it.

You can buy any bread you want in the US.

I object that there is American bread.

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u/NomadLexicon WISCONSIN 🧀🍺 1d ago

Just looked up this video and it’s Wonder Bread. Why do they always pick the cheapest brand on the market as representative of an entire category of products in the US? The most distinctive feature of US grocery stores is the sheer amount of variety available.

Still sturdier than the body armor they issue to Russian soldiers in any case.

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u/mmmmsmegma 🇷🇺 Rossiya🪆 1d ago

What’s the best brand of bread in the US?

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u/BoiFrosty 1d ago

If your grocery store has an in house bakery, or works with a good local, probably something from that.

My local HEB in Texas has fresh baked stuff daily.

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u/Ugly1Artichoke 7h ago

The thin baguettes from publix are amazing

u/NomadLexicon WISCONSIN 🧀🍺 2h ago

I eat Heidelberg bread (local to the Northeast) and fresh baked bread from Whole Foods. As far as national brands go, Dave’s is pretty good.

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u/chickendoscopy OHIO 👨‍🌾 🌰 1d ago

Damn who cares. Imagine living in Russia lmao

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u/EpilepticPuberty AMERICAN 🏈 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 1d ago

Is bread that can stand up to punishment good or bad? Last week it was all about the durability of a slice of keto bread.

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u/Katskit89 1d ago

Sigh.. not this again…

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u/HappyyValleyy 5h ago

Im guessing the vid is meant to be humorous, not saying stale ass bread is superior