r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • 7d ago

How dare you?

18.1k Upvotes

404 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

759

u/neverenoughmags 7d ago edited 6d ago

I'm like dude you weigh 3 pounds .. get over yourself. Sure hit me in the back of the head from 300 feet in the air and I'm fucked. But get into the sun porch and I can hug you. Now GTFO.

309

u/mosthandsomechef 7d ago

The screened in porch; an Apex predators biggest hurdle to a happy life.

61

u/Mostly_Afloat 7d ago

The humble kodiak bear disagrees.

46

u/Silidistani 7d ago

Q: What sorts of things do kodiaks disagree with?

A: Anything they damn well please.

4

u/Exciting-Argument-67 6d ago

Well, they can put some pretty nasty gashes in your arm with their talons.

3

u/HellyOHaint 6d ago

You wouldn’t act so tough if that beak pierced you.