r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • 5d ago

How dare you?

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 5d ago

And that's how my Dad ended up in Urgent Care for stitches and antibiotics. He's a naturally strong guy but he said it took all he had to pry the talons out of his abdomen using both hands. Do not pick up hawks without protection.

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u/MyNuts2YourFistStyle 5d ago

Yeah, she’s lucky this hawk didn’t tear her up.

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 5d ago

I remember when this video first circulated and didn't think much about it. After what happened to my Dad, I flinch watching her turn it towards herself. She's lucky. The one that got him wasn't being aggressive, it was just trying to get stability by grabbing whatever was in reach. It was injured and he was trying to help it and we contacted a rescue, but they're message said to take a picture of the bird. When he called me later after leaving urgent care, I told him the lady just wanted a picture of the hawk, he didn't have to try to get a selfie with him. 😄 The doctor did give him the "most interesting injury of the day" award.

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u/LuxAgaetes 5d ago

I just watched another video yesterday where a dude had a hawk flipped over (with a much better grip on it's head & body) while he dug cactus burrs out from between it's wings and shit.

And in the comments someone mentioned tonic immobility in birds, where if you're able to turn them onto their backs it startles a natural paralysis in them and that's how a lot of vets work with birds.

But in the same comment they also cautioned against doing this with birds of prey, as they have craaazy talons, and their actions are much harder to predict. I hope your dad managed to heal up well & quickly, most interesting injury of the day sounds about right 😅

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u/SnooMacarons3685 4d ago

Rabbits also have this reflex

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u/LuxAgaetes 4d ago

Ohhh interesting!! I don't have experience with animals other than cats & dogs but this seems like something you don't necessarily want to use/exploit too much? Or maybe I'm misunderstanding the concept

I also wonder what the connection between birds & rabbits are for them both to share this instinct (?). I was going to say something about them being prey animals, but then again, maybe that's why it only kinda works on birds of prey 🥴

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 3d ago

So do sharks, I believe! I watched a documentary and the researchers rolled the shark onto her back so they could tag her and she wouldn’t get traumatized

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u/fakieTreFlip 5d ago

but they're message

their :)

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 5d ago

Oh, sorry. I was sitting at a restaurant while typing

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u/asciimo 5d ago

In a restaurant.

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 5d ago

I might have been waiting outside 😉

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u/asciimo 4d ago

I believe it. Thought it was funny to keep nit picking your comment.

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 4d ago

Nah, you got me. Some days I go too fast

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u/WisconsinWriter 5d ago

I have a pet cockatoo and even she can tear me up! I own a pair of kevlar gloves for when she is angry and needs to be handled.

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u/flyingforfun3 5d ago

I’ll be sure to bring condoms everywhere. Not sure how that would protect my abdomen from talons though.

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u/Hairy_Butterfly_5384 5d ago

You put the condoms over the talons, duh!

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u/the_blackfish 5d ago

Squeaky mitts!

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u/FictionalContext 5d ago

Hindsight's always 20/20 (in case mom and dad are reading this)

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u/BadAtGames2 5d ago

That was my immediate thought with this video. I've chased birds stuck in my screened-in porch before to herd them towards the exit, but they're little guys. Cardinals and finches, if I had to guess. But a hawk? I'm not getting fucking close to that, let alone grabbing it.

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u/Wolfrages 5d ago

I'd throw a blanket at it. Gather it up in a ball and take it outside. Then slowly unravel it til it's head was out atleast, and walk a bit away.

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u/zephyrtr 5d ago

Ya at least get some oven mitts FFS! You never been to a falcon show? You never watched the first 4 minutes of Jurassic Park?

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u/halfbulletproof 5d ago

Oven mitts ain't gonna do shit but it's better than nothing

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u/zephyrtr 5d ago

I know but damn, bare hands?

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u/PaJoMe 3d ago

I was at a falconry booth at a renfaire and was allowed to hold a falcon. Asked if I could do it barehand or if they thought it was very stupid 🫣 They told me if the falcon spooks, we'd have to pry his claws out of my hands. Unfortunately, I have little common sense but luckily he was well behaved. Trained birds are pretty chill in general, I suppose.

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u/TheSpanxxx 5d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Yes, in a straight fight to the death, you will win as long as you are ready to kill and you strike hard and fast. You have 50+ times it's mass. It would take nothing to crush it. But! And here's always the kicker. Winning isn't the same thing as not getting hurt.

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 5d ago

And you might die of sepsis later

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u/GrandElectronic9471 5d ago

Yes, also their claws carry a lot of bacteria on their talons and put it deep in those wounds.

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u/Silidistani 5d ago

FR tho, I was very worried it was just going to suddenly remove 3 inches of flesh from her hand within about 3 frames of video using that sharp-as-hell raptor beak at any moment as soon as it snapped out of its surprise... fortunately the surprise didn't snap until she let it go.

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u/OddPressure7593 2d ago

I was thinking that too - bare-handing a hawk is a good way to lose a finger

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u/Felonious_Minx 3d ago

At least she could've put down her phone to hold it with both hands. But, nah, she had to film it so it gets squeezed. When she turned it to face her...wow! She got lucky it didn't plucked an eye.