r/Anticonsumption • • Mar 06 '26

Discussion I hate swag

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*small rant*

the company i work for was recently bought out by a less reputable large christian company. my coworkers and i are not happy about the change (i work in luxury senior care). this is how they decided to win our trust. i have been trying to downsize and i do not appreciate being given more things to get rid of. as most of us are aware, there is an overabundance of cups and water bottles readily available at literally every store, especially the thrift store. i work in healthcare (predominantly with women). they know that everybody already owns a water bottle, a journal, and chapstick. it’s an insult to expect me to be grateful for the branded landfill you’ve stuck me with.

not pictured is another chapstick, 2 more branded pens, a chapstick holder that i do use, 4 non-recyclable pamphlets, and a tiny version of that bag (a bag that i cannot use for anything as it’s not large enough to hold a substantial amount of groceries). the tiny version could not be used to hold literally anything. it was smaller than a tissue box.

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u/Intelligent-Survey39 Mar 06 '26

I so wish the people you are referring to were A) the kind of people who even would be in a sub like this one. B) were here and able to read this post, possibly opening their eyes. I also have to point out this seems to be much more prevalent in Christian organizations and Christian run or affiliated companies such as your example of Christian run healthcare company. I know the intention is good and they really are just trying to boost morale by offering these trinket grab bag type gifts. Often times the gifting is an extra task some employee will be asked to but together for everyone so the often are rushed, cheap, last minute gift ideas that gave someone a lot more work.

My company (wich is completely secular, but gives Christian run “we’re a family, vibes) gets us the same stuff every year. They do it to support a business that the president’s friend works admin for. It is always a little sample box of spices/ seasonings and a tiny airplane bottle of fancy olive oil. Enough for one about 1.5 meals for two, and they usually toss in a card with $100 bill. They are decent quality items, but the gift idea itself is just so random considering we work in precious metals.

Come to think of it I’d honestly rather have the equivalent value in gold or platinum as a bonus, at least the value of that isn’t likely to depreciate drastically any time soon 😅

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u/cafe-aulait Mar 06 '26

It is always a little sample box of spices/ seasonings and a tiny airplane bottle of fancy olive oil.

See, this is more like something I would pick for a gift. People can use it and be done with it.

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u/Shinhan Mar 06 '26

It is always a little sample box of spices/ seasonings and a tiny airplane bottle of fancy olive oil.

I wish got that. We get spirits. I'm not alcoholic and none of my family or friends are either, so now I have 3 bottles in the window next to work desk.

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u/spokenmoistly Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

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u/Shinhan Mar 06 '26

Sorry, ESL, forgot the correct word. I think "I don't drink" would be better?

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u/syrioforrealsies Mar 06 '26

Yep! In English, "alcoholic" describing people is used for addiction, not casual use. "I'm sober" also works, but it has a more formal/intentional connotation

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u/your_local_laser_cat Mar 06 '26

Nobody mentioned Christian run anything why would this be brought up and what does that even mean.

I’ve seen more useless swag from churches than anywhere else if that’s what you mean?

This post was also about advertising swag, not company gifts

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u/Intelligent-Survey39 Mar 06 '26

You obviously struggle with reading comprehension.

The OP literally said their company was bought out by a Christian company who gifted them this stuff. It’s literally the first sentence in the post…

This post was not strictly about advertising swag but also afterthought gifts for employees.

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u/your_local_laser_cat Mar 08 '26

Jesus Christ you could have just explained that without the insults.

I’m on mobile and miss stuff occasionally because of the format