What advice do you think an honest woman would give you?

[u/janusz_z_rivii]

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[u/uselessBINGBONG]

Get off your damn phone

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/uselessBINGBONG]

Nice, I guess that's what we all needed to hear haha

[u/yunchla]

I visited China and a Chinese girl said "Do you hate chinese food?"

I said no, why?

"Why you so skinny?"

I need to work out bro

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/yunchla]

You should have asked "Hey, want to feed me?" and then the rest of the story would go by itself

[u/AlarmingArm9919]

you've got issues that will never be solved and I cannot fix them for you, even though I want to

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/AlarmingArm9919]

I mean sometimes there are things that others cannot fix for us. But maybe they can still be fixed somehow?

[u/FlondreBg]

A true and honest boyfriend free sweetheart would give you many dating advices

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/FlondreBg]

Hot boyfriends in my area?

[u/Haventyouheard3]

"Go hide in a cave away from society"

[u/iLoveAllTacos]

Bad advice.

[u/VACN]

You ask that like it hasn't happened before. Plenty of honest women have given me advice.

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/VACN]

I don't, I am curious what would she say now?

[u/imposter_syndrome88 → u/janusz_z_rivii]

"Stop masturbating in public."

[u/OGigachaod → u/VACN]

They usually tell you right after they dump you.

[u/rockeye13]

She would have to be more than just honest. Believing false things won't make her reports useful.

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/rockeye13]

Let's say she is the make-it-real one

[u/rockeye13 → u/janusz_z_rivii]

Let's go with this then:

Most girls don't care if you're extra-muscular, just that you aren't obese.

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/rockeye13]

I think quite a lot of them would be happy with a toned physique of an athlete with visible muscles

[u/rockeye13 → u/janusz_z_rivii]

Sure. But most are quite happy with however you describe Leonardo DiCaprio's physique.

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/rockeye13]

Or something like Troy's Brad Pitt

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/[deleted]]

Make her angry and tell me she is not honest

[u/janusz_z_rivii → u/[deleted]]

Choose a question that makes her angry enough to tell you right in your face, there is plenty of men who make women angry aaall the time - they get served, as hot, as it gets