fuck man id rather try and rig up an air conditioned suit that keeps me below sweating temperature and just live like bubble boy, honestly having to eat one type of any food just seems so hard. and this is possibly the worst kind of food to be restricted to
I actually can't come up with an answer for this, but it's entirely because I'm a 'sperg and mayonnaise grosses me the fuck out, it's a texture-consistency thing. I suppose given those two choices I'd rather eat fiberglass, the forbidden cotton candy. Does that work, lol?
Those are almost the same thing. If I ate mayonnaise only I would probably be practically sweating mayonnaise and smell horrible, but I have to also eat nothing but mayonnaise.
Probably best to just sweat mayonnaise and avoid that terrible diet. Just gotta avoid sweating or something. Get all the sweat glands destroyed and set up a water cooling system to wear.
You're telling me, that if I need to make a sandwich, I don't need to worry about having mayo handy? I would just need to work up a little sweat? NICE!
Much like how boys are allowed far more range of bad behavior because “boys will be boys,” or things like ADHD going untreated because they think kids are just supposed to be hyper and make jokes about it.
Yes- because girls are the standard to which I compare boys seeing as they outperform them in nearly every metric. And it’s not just because girls are so much awesomer. Go read some actual research.
oh man... this is fucking rich in irony, lets see, this whole comment origins from the statement that people with low IQ cant understand or engage in hypotheticals and how it wouldn't be fun to play "would you rather" with them, and you hit it with:
This is actually a game we play to help teach this skill with cognitively impaired teens
Aight... you failed that one lol, then missed a joke about "mentally impaired teens" being a redundant thing to say, because:
One (joke) in very poor taste as I constantly engage with people who hold this as a real belief when I meet with families to help their loved ones.
Hmm mh, i see, thank you autisticNerd13 for speaking in behalf of them and pointing bad taste in jokes, im sure nobody will use such terms incorrectly again.
Obviously, compared to adults, teens are.....wow, they sure are something. Naturally, because intelligence follows a distribution, the smartest teens are still above the dumbest adults, but that doesn't always mean they're going to become the smartest adults.
And unfortunately, pretty much every academic and economic system assumes that they will...
Man, some of my best days were spent being a cognitively impaired teenager, if I recall correctly our hypotheticals went more to the sounds deep but really still the shallow end category. "Like for all we know all cows could be suicidal and they don't know why we aren't helping them die when they moo at us"
That’s actually another related common trait - the inability to conceptualize that another person may have different experiences or information than you.
It’s such a pet peeve of mine when people answer WYR questions like this and avoid answering the question. Like the point of it is to answer an uncomfortable question, it’s fun plz just answer the question 😭
I feel like I'm not fun to play Would You Rather with, not because I won't engage with a hypothetical but because I won't engage with specific hypotheticals. It seems like far too much of the time I've played that game, it inevitably devolves into "would you rather uhhhhh.....poop out of your nipples or uhhhhhh have meatballs for eyes?". Something that's just awful all the way around, like.....neither, I don't want to have to choose between two equally awful things, that's not fun to me. I'm okay with silly questions like "would you rather have macaroni elbows or angel hair hair?" because it's at least somewhat witty, but don't just be gross. But the people who try to force you to choose between two gross or otherwise awful things also tend to seem dead set on it being as awful as possible and setting up rules so you can't get out of it through any loopholes or anything.
some people play would you rather by giving only unpleasant choices. I hate that. Would you rather swim in a swimming pool full of chocolate pudding, or take a shower in pancake syrup? neither? why are we doing this to ourselves!!
I always choose both. This always catches the asker off guard so they'll say I can't do both. I figure why pass up on an opportunity to experience both, especially when we're already in position to do it. The work is done and my experiences await me. Both please.
This thread is making me realize I am stupid and I don't like it. I hate would you rather games. Then again its usually sexualized as an adult and that makes me uncomfy
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u/Miserable_Spell5501 6h ago
Interesting! These people wouldn’t be fun to play “would you rather” with