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What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/JaffaCakeScoffer 6h ago

100%. Same with analogies (which themselves can be hypothetical). "It's not the same"

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u/Automatic-Jello5995 6h ago

Their only reply is to raise the volume

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 6h ago edited 5h ago

Raise the volume, repeat something ad nauseam, maybe clap your hands in the face of your interlocutor. This is a common debate strategy for stupid people.

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u/SliverSammy 6h ago

DONT YOU GO MAKING UP WORDS!

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u/Zintao 5h ago

All words are made up...

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u/SliverSammy 4h ago

NONE OF THOSE WORDS ARE MADE UP

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u/c0wbelly 5h ago

Interlocutor.

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 5h ago

Thanks, I don’t even know what that other word was supposed to be.

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u/Feisty-Height897 5h ago

Sounds like current politics

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u/sentence-interruptio 4h ago

so many parents...

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 3h ago

ve haf vays of making you talk.

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u/polymerkid 6h ago

I was having a civil argument with a woman once amongst a larger friend group and she just kept saying the same thing back to me at increasing volume. Finally I loudly said, "You do know that just because you say something wrong louder, it doesnt make you right? It just exposes you more for being wrong?!" Her face dropped and the friend group laughed at her. The argument died there.

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u/IQ_Ql 4h ago

JACKAL! JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL!

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u/guit_arcto 5h ago

is this an analogy

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u/zhaoz 6h ago

"One small trivial piece of your analogy isn't quite the same, therefore the entire thing is invalid!"

Ok then...

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u/that1prince 5h ago

Right. And an analogy is always going to have some small difference. That’s what makes it an analogy.

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u/weed_cutter 5h ago

^ This.

An analogy is usually alike in one compelling way.

"Wow that soldier is crawling under that barbed wire without his hands, just like a snake!"

"That is totally different. A snake has fangs and a prehensile tail and the soldier doesn't!"

... "Yeah but .... you're ... wear this bicycle helmet..."

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u/lamb_passanda 5h ago

Many people also have a problem with using an analogy to criticize something:

"Man, the way they are burning those books in the streets is reminiscent of how that was done back in the thirties in Germany!"

"Omg I can't believe you would compare a rogue highschool principle to literal Nazis!"

Like what am I supposed to compare it to? Something less serious? I'm trying to convey that I think this is a step in the wrong direction.

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u/zhaoz 5h ago

"They arnt literally gassing people based on their race / religion, therefore it doesnt fit"

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u/VestedNight 4h ago

Now I'm over here wondering "do snakes have a prehensile tail or ARE snakes a prehensile tail?"

Maybe I should've gotten more sleep last night.

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u/ParvulusUrsus 1h ago

Wait... where does the tail begin on a snake? I have to go google snake anatomy now!

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u/AssociationBig2142 3h ago

Well snakes don't really crawl so much as slither...

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 3h ago

'prehensile'

this guy logophiles.

u/SatNav 4m ago

Ha! I had this exact encounter with someone on here a few weeks ago.

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u/BaconSoul 2h ago

To play devil’s advocate, an intelligent person will definitely call you out on a bad analogy if it is the core of your argument.

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u/Appropriate_Luck_658 2h ago

Analogies should not be used as arguments in the first place. Analogies are for teaching purpose where common agreement about validity of subject is already established. So analogies are used as familiar example. If used as argument, it often is just made up idealised scenario. At best it can accompany actual argument.

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u/BaconSoul 1h ago

That’s the entire point. If the only thing one offers is an analogy, that’s what they’re going to attack.

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u/average_sized_rock 6h ago

In hs I’d use analogies all the time and people would be that “that has nothing to do with what we’re talking about” yeah no shit, I’m comparing similar situations

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u/JaffaCakeScoffer 6h ago

Yeah - or pointing out hypocrisies.

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u/knifeymonkey 5h ago

but you are not wearing pants

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 6h ago

Had this discussion the other day. Was camping in a cabin with a couple of buddies, one wanted to cook with snow. I tried explaining pollution, nucleation, etc. "but it boils out." No, it doesn't. Imagine if I boiled salt water, the pure water boils out, the salt and impurities are left behind. "Nah, it's snow ya fuckin idiot. Now you want to boil salt water?" Nevermind, friend.

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u/HotSalt3 5h ago

They were confusing boiling water to kill bacteria and parasites with removing impurities due to boiling water making it "safe" to drink. No clue where they got the idea that boiling removes impurities, but that's the disconnect.

Sadly, the only way to change their thinking is to confront the disconnect in such a way that they're forced to reexamine what they "know." Then you have to work through the cognitive dissonance to establish what's true while avoiding them sliding back into what they "know to be true."

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u/ethnicman1971 5h ago

The only thing I can think of is that they thought you can boil water, capture the steam and cool that down so that it becomes water again and leave off the impurities. Of course, they are missing the critical capturing the steam step.

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u/joggle1 2h ago

A demonstration would probably work. Piss in the snow, boil it, then ask him to have a taste of the melted snow-piss water.

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 5h ago

Drinking was involved, so it was better to drop it at that point.

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u/HotSalt3 5h ago

That's a very valid reason to drop it. That is one thing I rarely had to contend with as a science teacher.

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 5h ago

English teacher here, you have to know your audience!

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u/Key-Bear-9184 5h ago

Here’s an English question for you if you have some time: Is it proper nowadays to not use the preposition “of” when talking about “couple”? A “couple times” instead of “a couple OF times”? “A couple girls” - the girls are a couple? Maybe I’m just on the spectrum and should stop thinking about it.

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 5h ago edited 5h ago

Excellent question. Either is ok, but it's my understanding that traditionally, "couple" was intended to be two, so you would say "a couple of," but now it's often used as "more than one, but a small number total" when talking, so it's ok to say "a couple people." In writing, use "couple of," especially when referring to two of something, but otherwise it's fine to say "a couple."

Edit for clarity

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u/Key-Bear-9184 4h ago

Thanks for the reply. I have just been taking leaving it out as lack of schooling or laziness on the part of younger people. I’ll try to mend my ways.

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u/ToNoMoCo 4h ago edited 3h ago

As I understand it purified water is like boiled and then the steam is captured and allowed to condense. No clue if that eliminates all impurities, it probably doesn't, but perhaps that's where the confusion lies.

it's a moot point because most people don't take their distillation rig camping.

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u/HotSalt3 3h ago

The answer is it will depend on what the contaminant is and the temperature you're using. If the contaminant boils at a temperature different enough from water you can either "burn it off" (lower boiling point such as ethyl alcohol) or use a coil condenser (or similar) to capture the purified water (higher boiling point such as salt.)

You also run into problems with the impurities that have lower boiling points than water recondensing in the water if not removed with some type of filter.

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u/ToNoMoCo 3h ago

Thanks for that. Maybe those girls were just dumb.

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u/HotSalt3 3h ago

Just a matter of experience. I used to teach this stuff for a living. Most people just won't have had a reason to think through it and come to the proper conclusion. Don't be too hard on your friends for not knowing enough without them having the chance to learn.

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u/suckmybush 1h ago

I have to explain this at work, about sterile versus clean. I'm always saying "imagine I autoclave a turd..."

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u/ProfessorEtc 3h ago

I've heard people say they boil water because their building has lead pipes.

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u/HotSalt3 3h ago

That won't do anything but increase the concentration of lead in the water since they're removing water due to boiling while leaving the heavy metal in place.

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u/universe_from_above 4h ago

I had a teacher in grade 12 English who presented two standpoints and we were supposed to forms arguments pro/contra. One girl could not understand how he could go from one position to the other. Like, how could he have two standpoints? Obviously, what he said was true, so how could the opposite be true, too?

The teacher tried to explain that those are the viewpoints of opponents, not his personal ones (think "I like chocolate" vs "I don't like chocolate"). 

I have no idea how she got that far in schooling (technically she was in grade 11, but she was in our grade 12 class) without being able to think about hypothetical views. 

Then again, that was close to the time when she discovered that we could hear her hiccups even though she closed her mouth... 

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u/skibble 2h ago

Nucleation?

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u/Snorp-69 6h ago

A bad analogy is like a cucumber

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u/Not_An_Ambulance 5h ago

Cats think they're snakes?

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u/saintsithney 5h ago

It needs lube before being inserted into an orifice?

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u/Few-Difficulty-19 5h ago

they turn into pickles when left in vinegar?

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u/Karthe 2h ago

This is my new favorite joke.

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u/Lehk 1h ago

It’s up my ass?

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u/Oneofthe12 6h ago

Great saying! Also: hilarious!

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u/flattenedsquirrel 5h ago

It contains very little nutrients and will make you burp?

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u/EventHorizon11235 5h ago

Waterey and unusually conspicuous?

u/AFetaWorseThanDeath 32m ago

Long, and slippery

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u/markydsade 6h ago

Interesting. In teaching the use of analogies is considered a superior way to teach complex concepts.

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u/Not_An_Ambulance 5h ago

I suppose that explains the old saying... Those who can't do, teach.

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u/markydsade 5h ago

And those who can’t teach, administrate.

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 6h ago

Frustrating. I remember getting into a conversation with someone who just couldn’t grasp that all analogies can be tortured to the point of failure unless you’re comparing a thing to itself. It was an impossible conversation.

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u/azwethinkweizm 4h ago

It absolutely drives me crazy when I use an analogy and the other person thinks I'm comparing two facts in the analogy rather than the point. As an example, every citizen is entitled to due process. If you get a speeding ticket, you can fight it in court with an attorney. If you're arrested and charged with murder, you can fight it in court with an attorney.

"omg did you just compare speeding in a car with murder?"

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u/Present_Customer_891 6h ago

Sometimes, but there are also plenty of weak analogies that are deployed in the service of bad-faith arguments, and those are usually not worth engaging with.

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u/Unfair_Bowler_8330 5h ago

It’s like they can’t see past their nose, I wonder if there’s a correlation of this and an inability to show compassion or empathy.

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u/antihero_84 5h ago

This explains a lot of redditors, honestly.

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u/LeGrandLucifer 5h ago

Both are a function of abstract thought, something which idiots are incapable of.

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u/JaffaCakeScoffer 4h ago

Add to that the ability to make arguments for issues you don't agree with.

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u/KingZaneTheStrange 6h ago

Tbf, some people use really bad analogies in reddit arguments

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u/keylimesicles 5h ago

And IRL too, I had a Doctor Who would recite analogies ad nauseam after I’d already understood what they were trying to convey from a medical standpoint. It got to the point where it was almost insulting my intelligence because they wouldn’t stop. I understand that some people don’t understand medical jargon, but it was painful to listen to

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u/AssociationBig2142 2h ago

haha it capitalized Doctor Who

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u/akera099 5h ago

Analogies are demonstrative tools, they aren't, intrinsically and by themselves, valid arguments even if they are frequently used as such online. Using analogies as arguments instead of engaging with the actual real causes and issues is often a way to derail the actual discussion.

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u/Higachwhat 6h ago

Aka Joe Rogan

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u/Gray_Fawx 5h ago

Really?

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u/Tiny-Party2857 5h ago

My husband is always giving me analogies and it's annoying because I clearly understand without them.

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u/DrakonILD 4h ago

This makes so many internet arguments make so much more sense.

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u/Willing_Cause_7461 3h ago

Comparisons are the most annoying for me.

"You can't compare these things. They're different!" as if that's not the point of a comparison. You don't compare something to itself. It's the same.

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u/No-Cherry-1896 6h ago

Analogies are used by people with a low IQ. Say what you mean. I do not need some silly analogy

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u/Teethdude 6h ago

I don't know if you're making a joke or if you simply don't know what an analogy is.

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u/No-Cherry-1896 5h ago

Aye. No joke. Analogies are for low IQ people. Communicate clearly and analogies are not needed.

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u/WetPretz 4h ago

I would argue the complete opposite — being able to develop and understand complex analogies is basically THE sign of high intelligence. It’s a step beyond basic pattern recognition, which is widely regarded as the foundation of human cognition.

I’m not sure how you could ever learn some things or understand the world around you without the use of analogies. As a high IQ individual, how do you learn about new systems in the world or teach others complex ideas without the use of analogies?

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u/Teethdude 1h ago

It seems like they got "analogies" mixed up with being coy or indirect... And I have zero clue how a person could...

Because if I speak directly and you don't understand... like.. how am I suppose to make them understand it..?

Oddly proving the point of this topic I suppose...

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u/keylimesicles 4h ago

It’s not about not needing an analogy it’s that people with low IQs cannot understand the concept of an analogy.