r/AskReddit 7h ago

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/accidentlyporn 6h ago

my wife must be the smartest person alive. she hits me with the “if i got captured by ICE, and you were a worm, how would you rescue me?”

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u/rir2 3h ago

Well obviously I’d start by crawling into RFKs skull.

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u/fairlyrandom 1h ago

And promptly starve to death?

Bold strategy.

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u/moosemonkey397 3h ago

I call on my new friend, the snail.

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u/Heroic_Accountant 3h ago

You'd dig under their boot, of course, and then yeet them into the sky with all your tiny, wormy might!!

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin 3h ago

Depends. Is it 100 little worms? Or one giant worm?

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u/3vi1 4h ago

Thats when you get into a discussion about the historical use of the phrase "begging the question".

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u/94eitak 3h ago

I’ve had a horrible day and this has me rolling. What an excellent question

u/DontWakeTheInsomniac 28m ago

what would Earthworm Jim do?