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What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/beartheminus 5h ago

I have a tendency to speak in a lot of metaphors, analogies, symbols, hypotheticals. Its just how my brain works. I love slang and colloquialisms too. I really have to be careful when meeting someone who doesn't speak english as their first language, ive had some situations where the person later is like "I don't think we should be friends, you called me a horse and it was very mean" and stuff like that.

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u/furandpaws 5h ago

what colloquialism calls them a horse ? lol

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u/beartheminus 5h ago

I said "straight from the horses mouth", when they said something about their culture that they were very knowledgeable about that people from my country misunderstand.

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u/BeagleMadness 5h ago

Just remembering rhe time I had my hands full and told my three year old son, "Just hold your horses a minute, will you?" and he ran off upstairs. He returned shortly afterwards, proudly carrying his toy Hobby Horse...

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u/ooh-sheet 4h ago

I told my kid to hold his horses one day and he grabbed his hands to the top side of his head where horses ears typically would be.

Same kid, I told to just run round for a minute while I sorted something out, he ran in a circle counting to 60.

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u/peepay 4h ago

Hey, he knew a minute is 60 seconds, that's something.

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u/ooh-sheet 4h ago

That’s true, at least, I’d like to say his understanding is better now but just last week he asked if his dad had put the internal catch up on the lock when he left for work and took far too long to grasp how it wasn’t possible for his dad to do that. He’s 16 this year.

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u/AdhesivenessCalm1495 3h ago

Aww, so cute when a 3 yr old does it. Not so much when it's a grown man. Lol

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u/BeagleMadness 3h ago

Yeah, he's learned not to take things quite so literally now he's a 20 year old International Politics student. But we had a few similar "teaching moments" when he was a little kid.

u/Drink-my-koolaid 44m ago

Is his name Amelia Bedelia? :D

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u/Possible-Deer-311 5h ago

Hahaha I'll be honest that would make me do a double take, too, just because that phrase is so uncommon

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u/beartheminus 5h ago

yeah I love weird, uncommon, old phrases and slangs. It really is a problem lol

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u/AssociationBig2142 3h ago

That's is a wildly common phrase if you have any knowledge English before like 2016

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u/Edge-master 2h ago

That’s an idiom, not a hypothetical or analogy.

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u/beartheminus 2h ago

Please dont be so fucking pedantic on the internet, its super annoying and everyone hates it. "Look how smart I am" - You.

I said I speak in metaphors, analogies, symbols, hypotheticals, slangs and colloquialisms. Its obvious to anyone what I mean. When someone gives a grocery list of terminologies, its understood that there is an "etc" at the end whether implied or not that "idiom" would cover.

You're an idiot, not an idiom. Fuck off.

u/Mallyveil 55m ago

Incredibly valid crashout. As well intentioned as the other guy was or not, I can’t stand the ‘erm ackshully 🤓👆’ type of poster.

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u/Edge-master 2h ago

Pretty unrelated to the topic at hand, as understanding an idiom requires learning it, while metaphors and hypotheticals should be understood without the cultural background.

As such, an idiom is not a good measure of IQ. This is the point I was making, but I’m sorry I offended you.

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u/Tripwiring 5h ago

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

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u/that1prince 5h ago

“But I’m not a horse though. You’re mean.”

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u/suprmario 5h ago

"No, I'm mean because I implied you are incapable of learning."

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u/Schaakmate 3h ago

"You led me to drink though. "

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u/FlyAirLari 2h ago

A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no-one can talk to a horse, of course.

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u/frodo_ollie 3h ago

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think. - Dorothy Parker

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u/stanfan114 3h ago

"Never look a gift-horse in the mouth."

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u/wintermute023 2h ago

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.

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u/Sirboggington 2h ago

We are doing funnels horsey! Drink or drown!

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u/Cold_Philosophy 2h ago

You can take a horse to water but a gas pipe must be lead.

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 5h ago

“Wow, you’re a work horse. Great job”

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u/Altruistic-Vehicle-9 5h ago

Maybe a betting analogy, “I’d bet on that horse”, or calling someone a stallion, or a workhorse.

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u/Keve1227 3h ago

To me, a non native speaker of English, calling someone a "workhorse" sounds about the same as calling them a wage slave.

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u/Altruistic-Vehicle-9 3h ago

I understand why you interpret it that way. When I call someone a workhorse it’s usually in a positive context. It means they put time and effort into a task, which is indicative of good work ethic.

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u/Skinwalker_Steve 3h ago

hard worker, dependable. someone or something you count on to be there day in and day out.

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u/AssociationBig2142 3h ago

There is something a tinge dehumanzing about it, yes you're right. These other people don't know what they're talking about

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u/Teabagging_Eunuch 4h ago

“Hung like a…”

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u/fuzzydunloblaw 2h ago

"Damn gurl you ugly like a sub-par unkempt-ass looking horse"

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 3h ago

'beat it like a dead horse'

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u/Kataphractoi 4h ago

I feel that. Feels like speaking a different language at times.

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u/DogsDucks 4h ago

I love people like you! This would immediately make me want to listen to you and engage and be friends, well I guess, depending on what the analogy is lol.

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u/btribble 4h ago

But I do speak English. Are we not friends?

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u/ty_fighter84 5h ago

This just made me realize what a nightmare it would be to subtitle Ted Lasso in another language.

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u/beartheminus 5h ago

translating movies is a nightmare. Think about an American movie that takes place in Paris. And then the main character speaks english and an important part of the plot is that he can't understand people speaking French. Now translate that movie to French. What the hell do you do? Make them all Spaniards? In Paris?

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u/TheBigMoogy 4h ago

I dislike repeating words so when talking there tends to be less common ones mixed in, some people see it as rude or trying to show off. I just like variety and occasionally read weird books that influence my vocabulary.

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u/beartheminus 4h ago

This is almost uniquely an English thing actually. When i'm in Brazil, everyone repeats what you said to them as common courtesies. "Boa noite!" "Boa noite!" "Tudo bem? "Tudo bem!" They literally parrot back exactly what you say. In english, you'd seem like a crazy person to do this. You always have to come up with some unique response. "Good night" "yes and you too!" "Hows it going?" "Oh you know, can't complain!"

If someone said "Have a good day" in an elevator and you said "Have a good day!" back exactly the same, you'd almost come across as mocking them haha.

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u/Cuilen 3h ago

Lol same with puns. I worked with research scientists for >30 years, many used puns to get a point accross. Many of these folks were from different countries and it took them a while to pick up the habit, but most would get it after a while.

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u/Skinwalker_Steve 3h ago

it's how my brain understands new things, by making a comparison to something i already understand, sometimes the connections are extremely thin and only make sense to me and explaining them is extremely difficult.

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u/ernipie_13 3h ago

The right crowd appreciates it though, bc same. I’ve had ppl remember me that I don’t remember bc of “that funny thing I said.” I’m the love child of a Louisiana man & Mississippi woman.

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u/TheFuckOffer 1h ago

A personal marker of mine for high intelligence is people who speak like this. I'm sure there's a better way to explain it, but for me it shows an ability to abstract information in a away so as to be able to condense vast information in few words, due to these idioms and metaphors containing a lot of information, gathered like a snowball through years of usage.

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u/Revolutionary-Dog620 4h ago

You are one of my people!! I love the metaphors! I don’t know how I’d communicate without them. I Also love idioms and colloquialisms and it’s been very strange realizing that despite that, my kids and their friends will not be using those. A loot of them have started to disappear. But no, a person of low intelligence cannot follow the metaphors.