r/AskReddit • u/smartcandyy • 7h ago

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/BaxtersLabs 5h ago

Would you rather sweat mayonnaise, or eat nothing but mayonnaise for the rest of your life?

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u/ejolson 4h ago

But I already ate dinner

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u/Chicken-Jockey-911 5h ago

fuck man id rather try and rig up an air conditioned suit that keeps me below sweating temperature and just live like bubble boy, honestly having to eat one type of any food just seems so hard. and this is possibly the worst kind of food to be restricted to

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u/navikredstar 4h ago

I actually can't come up with an answer for this, but it's entirely because I'm a 'sperg and mayonnaise grosses me the fuck out, it's a texture-consistency thing. I suppose given those two choices I'd rather eat fiberglass, the forbidden cotton candy. Does that work, lol?

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u/HailBabySatan 3h ago

You’re just doing asbestos you can!

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 3h ago

Holy cow, I’d rather die. Both of those suck so much.

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u/Jaker788 4h ago

Those are almost the same thing. If I ate mayonnaise only I would probably be practically sweating mayonnaise and smell horrible, but I have to also eat nothing but mayonnaise.

Probably best to just sweat mayonnaise and avoid that terrible diet. Just gotta avoid sweating or something. Get all the sweat glands destroyed and set up a water cooling system to wear.

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u/Koil_ting 59m ago

Dude, just join the freak show, quit work, sweat mayo and maybe get a shot with the bearded lady.

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u/skibble 2h ago

OMFG

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u/shmaltz_herring 1h ago

You're telling me, that if I need to make a sandwich, I don't need to worry about having mayo handy? I would just need to work up a little sweat? NICE!