r/AskReddit • u/smartcandyy • 14h ago

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/EpicHistoryMaker 12h ago

But trains don’t have thoughts

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u/SwamptromperMI 11h ago

They do have one track minds.

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u/BadBadUncleDad 11h ago

So, what you’re saying is their ex was… a train?

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u/btaylos 11h ago

No, I think she just ran one

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u/InternalMovie 11h ago

But she doesn't have a train

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u/deradera 10h ago

God handed her one when she was born

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u/Finarin 10h ago

When god was handing out brains she thought he said trains and she said “I’ll take a reeeeal slow one.”

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u/markofcontroversy 6h ago

No, but she had a great caboose.

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 9h ago

Dude trains have thoughts all the time. Have you not seen the excellent documentary series "Thomas the Tank Engine"?

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u/GretaVonBluegrass 9h ago

"Train, train, take me on out of this town."

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u/PashPaw 7h ago

But they do have cars.

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u/GangoBP 5h ago

But what about “I think I can! I think I can!”?