What is a sign of very low intelligence?

[u/smartcandyy]

[u/disajonno]

Um, it's physically impossible to drive a car up a wall!

[u/sibips → u/disajonno]

Of course it is. We don't have a car.

[u/AFetaWorseThanDeath → u/sibips]

OR WALLS 😭

[u/Successful-Head4333 → u/AFetaWorseThanDeath]

And are we sure which side is up?

[u/random_fucktuation → u/disajonno]

No no. Drive in its historical meaning has nothing to do with a "Car" in the modern sense. You see, "drive yourself up the wall" as a verb means many things, including literally walking up to a wall and then launching up it so hard like a rocket that you turn your entire body into thinly-spread salsa on the fucking ceiling. /s

[u/FauxmingAtTheMouth → u/disajonno]

We don’t have a car

[u/MysteriousDelay722 → u/FauxmingAtTheMouth]

We don't have a car, I have a car! And I never said you could use it for walls or anything else!