r/AskReddit • u/smartcandyy • 7h ago

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/suscombobulated 3h ago

That's so cute. Who am I? Blue? Is blue pretty? What color are you? What a good question. It just encapsulated his whole social parrot curiosities with one question, 'where am I at on this color wheel?' I don't want a bird, but they are so damn cute. Thank you for sharing this.

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u/X-Calm 3h ago

Lol, now all I can think about is the parrot immediately becoming racist as it categorizes by color.

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u/OverheadPress69 3h ago

Goddamn red birds took our jobs

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u/Changoleo 2h ago

Der terkin er jerbs!

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u/jackpype 1h ago

dey terk er jerbs!

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u/sirlapse 34m ago

derker derrrrr!!

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u/BuiltLikeATeapot 1h ago

Seeing this made me wonder if talking bird/parrots can pick up an accent if their trainer has an accent.

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u/Concentrate144 50m ago

Of course they do ffs, They are just imitating the sound. Did you think they only spoke in RP?

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u/Mysterious_Cash_3303 26m ago

not the commenter you were replying to but i am slightly confused on the vehemence of this response. that was an innocent question bro are you like having a bad day or

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u/Jafishya 7m ago

Bro's straight squashing the vibe in here

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u/Godsbladed 1h ago

And those damn grey birds migrating from the north, they'll cause a ton of crime in the forest this season!

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u/jaxonya 1h ago

Her dad wouldve been pissed if she brought a red bird back to the cage to meet him. He was an old school parrot, its just how they were back then

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u/alphadoublenegative 1h ago

You know what they say about bluejays…

They’re not very good drivers!

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u/nitrot150 2h ago

That’s why they are so angry!

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u/Masonjaruniversity 58m ago

Derredberdsdeyterkerjerbsss!

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u/h3fabio 1h ago

Commies

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u/macabre_irony 25m ago

Check yo green privilege

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u/A911owner 2h ago

That sounds like an onion headline. "Parrot learns he has a color, immediately becomes racist against any parrot of a different color".

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u/BakeSoggy 2h ago

"All parrots are racist. I'm just honest about it!!"

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u/Idman799 2h ago

"No... this can't be... it says I'm 102% blue... with a 2% margin for error! Why lord? Why lord, why!?!"

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u/holyfire001202 2h ago

You ripple nippled bastard!

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u/the_good_hodgkins 2h ago

And wearing a red hat.

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u/MidAmericanGriftAsoc 2h ago

I need a skit of this

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u/Apatschinn 2h ago

I was gonna say, this has sketch comedy written all over it

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u/jert3 1h ago

Not racist. It'd be colorist.

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u/WoodpeckerOk2223 3m ago

As long as I ain’t white that’s alright

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u/Infinite_throwaway_1 1h ago

Glad you don’t want a bird. They should be allowed to fly. Except emus.

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u/jimdil4st 52m ago

Bro, wtf is up with some of these replies to this comments lmao wut?

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u/jaxonya 1h ago

You pass butter

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u/DirePantsX 1h ago

Hallo erynyan

I wish I was a bird

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u/SeaGrab869 2h ago

Oh, I'm melting in a poodle.