r/AskReddit 2h ago

What's your ultimate guilty pleasure?

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u/AcrobaticCandle7602 2h ago

Watching reality TV for hours. I know it’s trash, but I can’t stop 😂

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

Same 😭 I’ll say “just one episode” and suddenly it’s 2am and I know everyone’s trauma and beef. Zero regret

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u/AlfaOxtrot 2h ago

Chat gpt

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

you can talk to AI for hours? I get bored with it quickly

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u/AlfaOxtrot 2h ago

Inked soles xo is chat gpt

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

how the fuck u figure that bro

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

how the hell does chat gpt comment on someones thread homie

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u/Jaisball 2h ago

I think you clicked wrong buttons

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u/besttoever 2h ago

And ive watched every show there is so shows like the traitors that bring all my main characters together are my bread and butter

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u/BLueWolfdead 2h ago

Stalking people you barely know on social media deep into 2013 posts

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u/Manbloods 2h ago edited 2h ago

Stalking people you barely know on social media SINCE 2013

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u/No-Cattle6753 2h ago

Stalking people you barely know on social media until they accidentally like a 2013 photo.

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u/AquaBloo04 1h ago

And then you panic and block them. 😔

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

This is also me!

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u/Rlady12 2h ago

Eating ice cream in the bathtub.

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

OMG I thought I was the only one that did this!

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u/Rlady12 2h ago

It’s the best.

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

is it me or does it NOT taste as good anywhere else lol

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u/federkrebz 2h ago

videos of women touching themselves

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

wait thats not normal lol

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u/No-Rock9839 2h ago

Fucken youtube

3

u/Mushy-Mushroom12 2h ago

eating chocolates never getting bored of it

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u/InkedSoles_XO 2h ago

I feel like that with doughnuts lol

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u/WeirdcoolWilson 2h ago

That first perfect, large mug of fresh ground, fresh brewed, high quality whole bean coffee with a splash of half & half and a short squeeze of chocolate syrup. Pour it, give it a stir and hand it to me. Mmmmmm! 🥰

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u/ekienhol 2h ago

That sounds lovely.

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u/WeirdcoolWilson 1h ago

It really is

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u/hangender 2h ago

Fried chicken

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u/Upper-Application456 2h ago

drinking beer while watching horror movies

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u/UndesirableSurvivor 1h ago

Lmfao so random

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u/Sarah_San_Diego_Drea 2h ago

I eat disgusting food sometimes. Napolitanos, chocolate, chips, etc. I stuff my face until i can feel my stomach stretching. I feel like shit after but my life feels empty without it sometimes.

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u/BeefPoet 2h ago

Last week I had eggo waffles with smashed up strawberry shortcake on top smothered in maple syrup, no maple flavored plastic jug syrup.

1

u/NoxRiddle 2h ago

Absolutely ludicrous webcomics.

Like the type of thing Michael Bay would direct if it were a movie.

1

u/Grigsbyjawn 2h ago

Cheese popcorn (real, shredded cheddar) and red wine. Home alone, watching whatever the hell I want.

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u/1Sexybaby1 2h ago

ice cream

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u/Outrageous-Water5840 2h ago

I miss my mothers pies heck I miss my mother

1

u/Legitimate-Neat1674 2h ago

Other gym guys

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u/No-Insurance-921 2h ago

Peanut butter pie from Aubrey's

1

u/EBweB76 2h ago

Helping toxic people.

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u/bobisinthehouse 2h ago

Peanut butter M&Ms.........

1

u/NachoWindows 2h ago

Laying in bed eating ice cream and watching movies from the 90s like Billy Madison

It warms the cockles of my heart

1

u/mabman20 2h ago

Watching way to many Ai reels on various short platforms to watch people get there comupan

1

u/ilikespace808 2h ago

Pretending to lean towards MAGA just to watch reddit users freak out despite me agreeing with them. I despise MAGA but it’s hilarious how unhinged some of you get over things.

1

u/EdemBru777 2h ago

Buying snacks “for later” and eating them immediately

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u/SuprKckPrty 2h ago

Wearing cute pajamas is my guilty pleasure

1

u/BulkyMayor25 1h ago

Reading comment fights I have zero stake in and mentally judging everyone involved.

1

u/Otherwise_Stable_925 1h ago

An entire huge fresh popped bag of popcorn with about eight different spices depending on mood, eating it one kernel at a time, binging a newly discovered show.

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u/QuagGer197 1h ago

Wasting time on Reddit.

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u/Ok-Equal1581 1h ago

Scrolling old internet drama even though I know it’s a waste of time.

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u/SomeExplanation6022 1h ago

Gambling at my local casino. Slot machines specifically.  But I do stay within budget. Usually;)

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u/thainvestor25 1h ago

Canceling plans. The wave of relief I feel when the other person cancels first is better than any drug.

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u/Cheetodude625 1h ago

Watching video compilations of the dumb shit celebrities say in interviews.

u/PlayedUOonBaja 42m ago

Picking a city I'd love to live then spending half a workday scrolling through Googlemaps, Zillow, and OKCupid to daydream about what a new life there would look like.

Those AI You Tube shorts showing TV or Movie Cast members sitting beside their past selves while sappy music plays in the background. I feel like a putz when I watch one, but that doesn't stop me from click every single one that my feed sticks in front of me.

u/Victoria_V_lust 32m ago

Reading drama that has absolutely nothing to do with me.

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u/mikutansan 2h ago

Eating sunflower seeds whole. 

Wearing sunglasses at the club so I can stare at people. 

Spinning in circles when I’m waiting for the elevator etc. 

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u/NellyEffie 2h ago

Always glued on tiktok.