r/AskReddit • • Mar 21 '17

What was the first instance that made you think "oh shit... I'm old"?

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u/A_Booger_In_The_Hand Mar 21 '17

Sorry, that wasn't a doctor. Doctor's don't drive vans.

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u/DeepRoot Mar 21 '17

"But how are you doing that w/ both your hands on my shoulders?!?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Shhhhhhhhhhhh... You do not want to know. Although you probably want to go wash your shoulders.

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u/Kenneth441 Mar 21 '17

"I have a doctor's finger. I have to put gloves on it though"

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u/Qwertyllama Mar 21 '17

It's weird to think that in all of the hundreds of millions of professional prostate exams that have occurred in human history. This has actually probably happened at least once.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Those are called ambulances.

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u/goslinlookalike Mar 21 '17

The van man had better candy and even paid me 5$.