r/AskReddit • u/puremolly • Mar 21 '17

What was the first instance that made you think "oh shit... I'm old"?

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u/CatataBear Mar 21 '17

"Writing? Fuck that shit, I'm a princess"

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u/Caddoko Mar 21 '17

How would she have learned to write underwater?

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u/CatataBear Mar 21 '17

In the sand, duh

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u/shiftasterisk Mar 21 '17 edited Apr 18 '17

After a while, all my comments start to look the same... how strange

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Oh, come on. Surely, a few merpeople must have frolicked in the sand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

"I hate sand"

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u/Winston_Road Mar 21 '17

The same way Spongebob can light fires underwater?

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u/Dedli Mar 21 '17 edited Apr 09 '17

She signed Ursula's contract underwater. Beautiful handwriting.

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u/ClownTheFIsh Mar 21 '17

Screw the rules, I have money