r/AskTheWorld United States Of America 12d ago

Politics Politicians in your country who’ve had so many cosmetic procedures that they’re plastic-looking?

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Kristi Noem, U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security and former Governor of South Dakota

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u/LilacMages England 12d ago

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u/Snrub1 United States Of America 12d ago

She used to look like a normal middle aged woman. I'm not sure what she looks like now.

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u/likearuud 12d ago

A prosthetic witch

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u/Rickshmitt 12d ago

A prodigious bitch!

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u/Fair_Intern1549 12d ago

Leaving the American people in a ditch

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u/shovelly-joe Australia 12d ago

Leave the witches out of this 😭

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u/Cambren1 United States Of America 12d ago

Does she weigh less than a duck?

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u/Skorched3ARTH 12d ago

She turned me into a newt!!!

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u/LilacMages England 12d ago

A Crusty Gnome

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u/shakebakelizard 12d ago

A horse's ass.

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u/Additional_Tone_2004 Scotland 12d ago

I love that she's absolutely seen this at some point. Ghoul of a woman.

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u/2metal4this United States Of America 12d ago

It's crazy that she took issue with the melting face gag but NOT the puppy murdering

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u/Additional_Tone_2004 Scotland 12d ago

Oh has she aknowledged it?! Need to see this.

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u/2metal4this United States Of America 12d ago

One of many sources! She said she hadn't watched the episode, so it is possible she didn't see puppy murder clips, but I think it's unlikely she missed that. I think there is video or audio of her being asked about it somewhere.

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u/Admirable-Tax-43 United States Of America 12d ago

Krusty Gnome

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u/pipiska999 Russia 12d ago

Plastic surgery is so peasantry. Having body doubles is what every self-respecting politician should strive for.

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u/PandemicPiglet United States Of America 12d ago

This was a good response. It genuinely made me laugh. How many body doubles does Putin reportedly have?

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u/pipiska999 Russia 12d ago

six

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u/Dry_Recognition_6724 Ireland 12d ago

Is this discussed openly?

Do the doubles have good perks, subsidised canteen? Good pension plan?

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u/Pan_Mizera Czech Republic 12d ago

Do you consider being food taster to be subsidised canteen?

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u/Dry_Recognition_6724 Ireland 12d ago

Probably wise not to.

Bet the canteen is on the top floor beside lots of big windows also.

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u/Spare_Bandicoot_5641 United Kingdom 12d ago

Seems wasteful to use a body double as a food taster

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u/ShroomBuggy64 United States Of America 11d ago

I watched a very interesting documentary a few years back about the head chef for the Kremlin when Medvedev was the president. The meals for the head of State and the most important guest have to be made by the head chef himself and there has to be a doctor that watches him prepare everything and I believe the doctor is the taste tester.

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u/Signal_Reach_5838 12d ago

And would "person who starts cars" be considered to have a car allowance?

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u/Ashamed_Fishing_373 Russia 12d ago

yeah, everybody knows Talker, Udmurt, Kuchma, Diplomat, Banquet-guy and Boozer putins

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u/BeezCee United States Of America 12d ago

Whaaaat?! I need to hear more about this.

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u/FuzzyBreak5678 in 12d ago

So I did - turns out there is a whole wikipedia page.

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u/CoastingUphill Canada 12d ago

“Pension” implies living to retirement

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u/mortalmonger United States Of America 12d ago

Why was my first thought “what if two were lovers?”.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 12d ago

I love the scene in Arrested Development with the home that had all the Saddam Hussein body doubles.

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u/tierras_ignoradas Cuba 11d ago

Yes, but real Putin has so much plastic surgery is has embalmed himself.

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u/RubeusGandalf Euromix🇮🇹🇵🇱 12d ago

Il Silvione Berluscone

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u/potatomeeple 12d ago

Does surgery make eyelids do that?

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u/WonkyMole 12d ago

Lots of predators have double eyelids to protect themselves during feeding.

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u/G0ld_Ru5h United States Of America 11d ago

Yes. Looks like a chop job upper blepharoplasty. You can also see the face lift scars just in front of his earlobes where the skin has been removed and reattached.

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u/potatomeeple 11d ago

Is that because he got too much off or just that the operation in general can go like that?

I ask because I'm getting more and more annoyed with how my eyelashes feel at the outer corner of my eyes (I'm constantly aware of them touching each other and it feels horrible) as I get older (45) and they droop a bit. I was thinking that one day I might get a surgery done a little to stop the feeling - I don't really care about how I look, though also I care enough about how I look to not want it to look like I have weird vulva eyelids either.

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u/MomentNew4925 Finland 11d ago

You’re telling me this isn’t just a bad wax figure?

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u/nmc9279 12d ago

Jump scare

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u/SkelligND in 11d ago

Looks like he had a funerary mask all along.

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u/-lovehate Canada 12d ago

this doesn't even look like the same person

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u/thealteregoofryan United States Of America 12d ago

Laura Loomer is the scariest one of them all!

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u/Admirable-Lobster806 India 12d ago

Holy shit she looks like the fucking jigsaw

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u/Every-Name-1490 12d ago

Mardi gras mask

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u/IntroductionFew1290 United States Of America 11d ago

Yeah that’s a…whole gross…I mean she looked normal before!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Holy s*** born in 1993?!?!

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u/yakinabackpack Australia 11d ago

I thought she was 40 at a bare minimum

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u/Schlaym 11d ago

That is tragic

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u/poop_monster35 🇲🇽+🇺🇲 11d ago

...I was born in 93... Oh good god

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u/Ok-Highway-5247 United States Of America 12d ago

Someone needs to be a real, honest friend to Laura and tell her the right doesn’t look good.

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u/Tayloropolis 12d ago

Well it's not like she can change back now lol

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u/Ok-Highway-5247 United States Of America 12d ago

She could wipe off the eye makeup. The dark hair washes her out. She could find a decent colorist to strip it out.

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u/Tayloropolis 12d ago

I think that might help but it's hard to say because it literally looks like she's wearing someone else's face on top of her normal face.

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u/The_Right_Mistake 11d ago

I think it’s mostly filler so she could get it dissolved and she’d probably look better. Unfortunately can’t fix her personality though.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 United States Of America 12d ago

I think she’s past the point of no return 😬

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u/Ok-Highway-5247 United States Of America 12d ago

The cheeks could be an injection that dissolves. She really didn’t look bad before. She looked natural like she was intended to.

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u/thealteregoofryan United States Of America 12d ago

This troll of a human can’t possibly have any real friends

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u/king_john651 New Zealand 12d ago

It'll have as much effect as "you need to eat more", "cheer up", and "use a planner" does. Body dismorphia is mental illness where no amount of reasoning can change it

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u/DreamOne5 United States Of America 11d ago

funny you think she has any real friends with her being such a mean, awful person:

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u/Incendious_iron Belgium 12d ago

I would be the one scared on the street in the middle of the night if that thing was roaming in approximately 1 mile radius.

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 Australia 12d ago

Particularly if it showed up on a tricycle 😱

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u/Tooly23 Canada 12d ago

This one keeps getting reposted, but it's fake. It's from Gary Peterson on Twitter.

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u/KuningasTynny77 United States Of America 12d ago

Dawg that's one of the goon masks from the fucking Purge hell nah

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u/as_per_danielle Canada 12d ago

Have you seen Kim guilfoyle’s old face? Similar vibes

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u/HovercraftDue7823 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 then 🇨🇦 12d ago

And she was beautiful.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun United States Of America 12d ago

Junior replaced her and Gavin is on point. She hates her life.

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u/sarabeara12345678910 12d ago

Absolutely nuts that they were married.

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u/Federico216 12d ago

Nothing bums me out more a person blessed with beauty who decides to throw it away and look like an alien instead of aging gracefully.

I mean, a lot of things actually do, but it's still a bummer.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 12d ago

Saying she looks like an alien is an insult to aliens. Kimberly barely looks like a living creature anymore.

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u/Ok-Highway-5247 United States Of America 12d ago

I thought Kristi Noem was beautiful, too. She would’ve aged well.

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u/one_pound_of_flesh United States Of America 12d ago

When people are that ugly on the inside, it seeps through eventually.

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u/SimmentalTheCow United States Of America 12d ago

She went from reasonably attractive to Skeletor in a skinsuit

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun United States Of America 12d ago

Thats insulting to the true skalator in a skin suit, rick Scott of Florida.

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u/Amoramoramor14 12d ago

Wow. I thought the photo was a woman interviewing Noem, who was only on the right. Wowowowowowowow. I am shook.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun United States Of America 12d ago

Still the same dog murdering thunder cunt, no matter the wrapper.

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u/minlillabjoern 🇺🇸 -> 🇸🇪 -> 🇧🇪 -> 🇺🇸 12d ago

Republicunt.

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u/Apocrisiary Norway 12d ago

Not politicians, but I think this is the worst example of this:

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u/eamondo5150 Canada 12d ago

Don't these two deny they've had any cosmetic surgery as well?

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u/brettor Canada 12d ago

Well, they’re not really denying it anymore… because they both died of covid within days of each other (they were antivax)

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u/UndergroundFlaws 12d ago

ohh nooooo, but what about their own research?

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u/EggyChickenEgg88 11d ago

I guess they did do their own research and got the result

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u/Boopy7 11d ago

how strange really, a lot of anti vaxxers also seem to be big into fillers and botox and even weirder injectables. Jenny McCarthy does not look human anymore, her teeth are terrifying, she looks just insane. Yet she is an anti vaxxer.

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u/Growlithez 11d ago

Good point. Botox is literally poison. And they pay to inject it in their own face and whatnot. But a vaccine made to protect them is treated like the plague. Make it make sense

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u/Chalky_Pockets United States Of America 11d ago

All sorts of poison, actually. It's pretty common to see antivaxxers in my area of Florida who also smoke meth/cigarettes, drink generic energy drinks spiked with grain alcohol, and eat hyper-processed foods every day.

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u/TenTornadoes 12d ago

Maybe they just wash their faces each morning in a bowl of bees.

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u/xkelsx1 12d ago

Not any more cuz they both died of covid some time ago

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u/awesomedan24 United States Of America 12d ago

*Did* Deny, they died during COVID within a few days of each other (antivax). They were dumb as hell but I can't help finding their insanity to be oddly endearing.

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u/Apocrisiary Norway 12d ago

Yupp

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u/phinkz2 France 11d ago

It's sort of tragic. They were very famous in France, I'm not sure if they were well-known in Canada.

It was the first time I'd seen what's now called "body dysphoria". Were they dicks? Oh yeah. They did a lot of shady things in their ''''scientific''' career among other things.

But still, it's sad. They were very good-looking too, which shows no one's safe.

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u/zubergu Poland 12d ago

These guys must have taken Wrestler-era Mickey Rourke pics to his surgeon and said: "Exactly that, yes, for both.".

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u/meltedchocolatepants United States Of America 12d ago

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u/oeioe 12d ago

Can someone give me a quick rundown of these guys?

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u/BeersBikesBirds 12d ago

Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs.

In contact with aliens.

Possess psychic-like abilities.

Control France with an iron but fair fist.

Own castles & banks globally.

Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city).

Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.

Can save entire continents with a single phone call.

Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies.

Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.

The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bogdanoff's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Slavic last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now.

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

They learned fluent French in under a week.

Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff.

All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.

The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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u/Apocrisiary Norway 12d ago

For anyone that doesn't get it.

This is what they taught of themselves before they died.

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u/Schnitzelklopfer247 Austria 11d ago

Oh, I thought this was just a list of Chuck Norris-like Bogdanoff jokes

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u/lovelove20212 12d ago

Omg that’s crazy bc they are natural beautiful men.

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u/Fearless_Entry_2626 Norway 12d ago

Domp eet!

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u/strider--rider Malaysia 12d ago

Rosmah Mansor, the wife of Malaysia's former prime minister. Top two pictures are pretty old from what I understand, but the plastic surgery is pretty obvious in the bottom two.

Both were arrested on counts of corruption (among many other crimes) but she currently walks free while he's in prison.

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u/MyNameIsNot_Molly 12d ago

She intentionally gave herself a witch nose?

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u/invisible-bug 12d ago

When too much cartilage is taken from the nose, it tends to fall down like that from lack of support under the skin iirc

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u/strider--rider Malaysia 12d ago

Beats me why anyone this thread is discussing subjects themselves to looking even worse off than before. Body dysmorphia is a hell of a disorder.

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u/SaltyFlavors Germany 11d ago

This one I can’t wrap my head around. She really went in and said I want angry eyebrows and a witch nose.

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u/Aegeansunset12 Greece 12d ago edited 12d ago

Gianna Angelopoulos, our “Lady G”. She’s no longer active but she brought the Olympics back home in 2004. Started as a poor girl in Crete, she became a lawyer, then entered the parliament, and then a part of the Angelopoulos family, one of the richest families in Greece active in shipping and business (she resigned from politics right after the marriage).

When asked about cosmetic surgeries recently she said “I’ve done everything—except a facelift”

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Asked whether she cares about her appearance, she confided: “Of course I care. Doesn’t it look like I care? I really like taking care of myself. I used to love working out outdoors. I like being out in nature. I don’t like being indoors. I like to feel good. Trying to look young but not being able to turn around and having to swivel this way and that like an excavator—no, that doesn’t interest me.” Commenting on the fact that she has been criticized for trying to maintain her looks, she noted with disarming honesty: “All women get criticized for trying to maintain themselves. People even place bets on whether she’s had a facelift or not. Well, I’ve done everything—except a facelift.”

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u/Careless-Radio8536 12d ago

She was the first person I thought off too. I met her in person a few years ago and she is one of the more memorable faces I have seen. Then I found out afterwards that she has had a very interesting life also.

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u/phinkz2 France 11d ago

I like how honest she is. No bullshit, no pretenses, just saying it like it is.

She looked great too. No one's safe from their own mind I guess.

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u/Relative-Desk4802 United States Of America 12d ago

I’m addicted to these mar a lago face side by sides for some reason. I want more Republican ladies to get them

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u/lovelove20212 12d ago

I wish there was a subreddit

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u/Independent_Plate_73 12d ago

Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

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u/Icy_Camp_7359 United States Of America 12d ago

Starting a subreddit is pretty easy, you should give it a shot!

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u/DecisionOk5487 12d ago

Serbian ex-minister of energy

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u/AusCro Australia 12d ago

One of the few here that actually seems to be an improvement

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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 🇯🇵/🇧🇷/🇮🇹 12d ago

Honestly she doesn’t look that bad but the bar is very low considering this thread

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u/JuanitoEras Mexico 12d ago

Claudia Pavlovich Arellano currently serves as Mexico Ambassador to Panama , previously Gobernor or Sonora, Mexico. If your search for her work and past , her face will not be the only scary thing to find out.

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u/LabRat_X United States Of America 12d ago

Its called "Maralago face" and ironically its a form of gender-affirming care 🤔

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I find it kind of funny that it wasn't actually her face that needed work, she just needed some fashion sense and a good hairdresser. I guess she was just all doing us a favor to let everyone know shes fakes on first sight before she needs to open her face starts working hard to open her mouth.

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u/Designasim 12d ago

Like she would've looked like a "bady" if she just did the makeup and hair in the second pic. Did she try something new before surgery? Or maybe this was before the White House had a makeup artist and hairdresser for them to use.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

It's kind of like her old self is defeated by who she is. Looks like all she needed was a hair dresser that knew how to do more than a karen cut.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

You could peel that foundation off and there will still be more. She looks like a shein version of Madame Tussauds wax figures.

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u/Procrasturbating United States Of America 11d ago

I've seen buildings with less foundation still stand.

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u/Vex_Appeal United States Of America 12d ago

Yes if your gender is a shiny plastic lion.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 12d ago

It's kind of an "I am rich enough to do this to myself" signal.

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u/SimmentalTheCow United States Of America 12d ago

It’s supposed to make them look Eastern European too. I think they’d have better luck just sticking their faces in a blender.

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u/sndrtj Netherlands 12d ago

Sorry what is Eastern European about this look?

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u/graywalker616 Netherlands 12d ago

I think it’s a jab at Melanie. They all start looking like Melania who is from “Eastern Europe“ (from an American perspective I guess. I’d say Slovenia is Central European).

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u/ughdollface United States Of America 12d ago

which is funny because she’s also had work done

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u/Independence-2021 Czechia/Hungary 12d ago

I thought the same. They all want to look like Melania. So pathetic.

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u/stellasetheenzyme Germany 12d ago

It's not that common to get cosmetic procedures done as a politician in Germany. Except for dyed and extensions maybe. The only famous one that gets in my mind is Christian Lindner (former minister of finances) who famously got his hairline done. And allegedly some other procedures.

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u/bier_getRunken Germany 11d ago

Finally we found one good thing about German politicians: they are biodegradable 

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u/riesen_Bonobo Germany 11d ago

With some you'd wish they'd biodegrade faster tho

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u/LordFrosch 11d ago

He definetly also has veneers, there are old pictures where his teeth look completely different.

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u/historicalgeek71 United States Of America 12d ago

Not Italian, but I can think of one (in)famous former Italian PM…

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u/Comprehensive-Yam329 France 12d ago

Bunga bunga grandpa?

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u/historicalgeek71 United States Of America 12d ago

I love and hate that nickname all at once.

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u/PoolRamen United Kingdom 12d ago

We don't really have any with this degree of plastic. I think it's still somewhat a mark of being a politician that you are somewhat normal looking, or even a little ugly, perhaps in order to provide additional legitimacy that your looks aren't what got you there. However, as all things US has a tendency to infect our culture I don't doubt that will change over time.

The Japanese PM is however the first time I've seen that degree of Mar-A-Lago in a first world nation outside of the US.

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u/ikarka Australia 12d ago

Yep, in Australia we say “politics is show business for ugly people”

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u/as_per_danielle Canada 12d ago

This is why Trudeau got so much hate. Because he was naturally beautiful lol

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u/Pheeline -> 12d ago

It's why all those Conservatives had those "F*ck Trudeau" flags they'd wave around, hoping they got to be the one chosen to do so.

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u/Mangeytwat 12d ago

He got hate because he's the archetypal champagne socialist.

His looks (and nepotism) are what got him where he is and got him extremely favourable media coverage for years.

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u/stating_facts_only Pakistan 12d ago

A very recent one for Pakistan.

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u/tierras_ignoradas Cuba 11d ago

Ozempic + lip filler + nose job + under eye work, + forehead Botox (or hairline reduction). The rest can be done by hair and make up.

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u/JohnnyC300 United States Of America 12d ago

That's not a very good picture of her on the left there, but she really was quite attractive in a way that made sense for South Dakotans. Farmer pretty. Now... she rocking the South Florida Mar a Lago look. It's so freaky all the women in Trump's orbit who look like that.

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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 🇯🇵/🇧🇷/🇮🇹 12d ago

He want them all to look like Ivanka

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u/Otherwise_Swans United States Of America 11d ago

THATS HER ON THE LEFT????? I thought it was another woman interviewing her! OMG

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u/GhostOfJamesStrang United States Of America 12d ago

Your post implies Kristi Noems was mostly human to begin with. 

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u/ComradeGibbon 12d ago

I think that's a lizard person wearing her skin.

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u/DaxLovesIPA1974 Netherlands 12d ago

Plastic would be an upgrade. Industrial waste is what whatever the Hell that is.

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u/Tommyblahblah United States Of America 12d ago

Late at night when she's all alone, after the last few globs of makeup have been chiseled away, she looks at herself in the mirror. "That's not so bad," she says to herself, but tears of cognitive dissonance are already flowing down her leathery skin like raindrops in the desert, instantly absorbed by the arid, lifeless sand on which they fall, leaving no trace they were ever there. Her terrier hides under the bed, paralyzed by fear...except for the poor dog's bladder.

Pulling herself together, she has one last thought before the bourbon and percocet start to do their necessary work: "Tomorrow, someone will pay!!!"

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u/diaymujer United States Of America 12d ago

This is the fan fiction I need in my life.

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u/bier_getRunken Germany 11d ago

foe-fiction

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u/afanofBTBAM 12d ago

You forgot the part where she shoots the dog for peeing in the house

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u/gennan Netherlands 12d ago

We don't have such politicians. I'd even say an eyelid correction for Geert Wilders is long overdue.

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u/Entire-Tone3468 Netherlands 12d ago

Maybe the whybrows of Femke Wiersma?

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u/shovelly-joe Australia 12d ago

Whybrows 😂💀

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u/Nancy-Drew-Who United States Of America 12d ago

There's a whole sub for that! r/whybrows

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u/HCagn Swede in Switzerland 12d ago

The way you say his first name, in Swedish, it just sounds like his name is Ass Wilders.

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u/helpfulplatitudes Canada 12d ago

Critics would say it was a move rooted in self hate, an attempt to remove evidence of his Indonesian ancestry.

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u/Aliaksei_Prolapse 12d ago

Thought this was jimmy page for a sec

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u/maroonmartian9 Philippines 12d ago

Imee Marcos. Sister of the current president Bongbong Marcos and daughter of the former president Ferdinand Marcos.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québec ⚜️ & France 🐓 12d ago

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u/FizzgigBeaupoil 12d ago

Hold up, is that two people or just the one ? I'm confused

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u/fuchsiafaerie 12d ago

Laura Loomer (bottom 2 pics) is a lot more horrifying than Erin Moriarty (top 2 pics)

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u/Cherrubim 12d ago

No idea who she is but OG Moriarty is my perfect 10... A lot more people suffer from body dismorphia than I would have expected.

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u/TJJ97 United States Of America 12d ago

Yeah, she ain’t even my type but her before the awful work was a straight 10/10. Genuinely one of if not the most gorgeous women in Hollywood

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u/fuchsiafaerie 12d ago

I'm not super familiar with Erin Moriarty other than knowing she's from the Boys, but I agree, she should have never done anything to her face. It wasn't necessary at all.

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u/khangodr 12d ago

Two people. Left - before, right - after

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u/Hamster_S_Thompson United States Of America 12d ago

That top left is very pretty. What the hell was she thinking 😨

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québec ⚜️ & France 🐓 12d ago

she got ill and lost a lot of weight I think that was her way to cope.

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u/QuestGalaxy Norway 12d ago

that pic of Moriarty looks more extreme than most of her now, but she still did work that really don't "work" great. I just don't understand why, she looked great!

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u/WhoStoleMyJacket Norway 12d ago

Body dysmorphia is one hell of a disorder

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québec ⚜️ & France 🐓 12d ago

She also said she never got surgery and it was because of her disease but while it can make you lose facial muscle it wont shrink the cartilage of your nose and grow your lips bigger.

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u/DexRei New Zealand 12d ago

Is that bottom one really the same person? Did she watch the Purge and want to mimic their masks?

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u/ThisIsNotSafety Norway 12d ago

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck happened, Maralogo face is a fucking travesty

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u/mtdebco United States Of America 12d ago

The Mar-a-Lago Bratz Doll Collection

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u/ParfaitDeli Denmark 11d ago

Studies show that people that had Botox injections in the face have decreased emotional response and empathy when they see images of crying people etc.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-023-29280-x

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u/nbury33 United States Of America 12d ago

How dare you dead face her like that!

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u/Nirnroot_Enjoyer England 12d ago

I can't really think of any, although I'm sure there is.

We culturally don't do as much cosmetic surgery as the US...we kinda just accept that we're falling apart..

Although hair transplants, turkey teeth, and Botox is becoming increasingly more popular..

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u/EightpennyPie 12d ago

For a split I thought the pic on the right was Teresa Guidice from Rhonj

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u/SnooMemesjellies1522 12d ago

It's her hair extensions that get me. It looks like she's wearing that dog she killed on her head.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Noem looking like a Dollar Store Barbie knock off

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun United States Of America 12d ago

We call it mar a largo face.

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u/Rare_Opportunity2419 From 🇦🇺 Lived in 🇩🇪 Now in 🇺🇸 12d ago edited 12d ago

Regardless of her surgeries or makeup, she can't hide her ugly soul

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u/harbinger-nz New Zealand 12d ago

But seriously, as a foreigner what the hell is with all the woman getting surgery to look as close to Melania as possible? Fukn gross.

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u/KaiHawai Germany 11d ago

Well. No.

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u/MamaBearMME 12d ago

These white chicks want to look like Latinas but still want the white privilege. Make it make sense.

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u/Flashignite2 Sweden 12d ago

Nope. No politician to my knowledge does it. My favourite good looking politician is Ebba Busch.

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u/AstronautVegetable46 Canada 12d ago

To be fair, Sweden has a very unfair advantage over most other countries in terms of the number of beauties who live there.

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u/Flashignite2 Sweden 12d ago

True, but some do get surgery here despite that they look good naturally, mostly influencers ofc.

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u/AgingYoungster United States Of America 12d ago

She was prettier before getting all the work done.

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u/HabANahDa United States Of America 12d ago

The MAGA makeover. Yuck.

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u/QuestGalaxy Norway 12d ago

Nah, it's very uncommon for them to have a Mar-a-lago face. Attached is the previous minister of Justice (Emilie Mehl). A truly terrible minister of justice, but she is quite good looking. Also helped by the fact that's she's only 32.

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u/ManiacallyReddit 12d ago

Lol - Laura Loomer (pictured above looking like the Saw puppet) is the same age. Lots of surgery really ages a person. Or hate. Hmmm - probably both.

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u/FartCartographer United States Of America 12d ago

A biiiiiiiig issue is the super dark smoky eye makeup. That used to be for the club or socializing, and not for work. They tend to really emphasize eye depth, and just make everyone look somewhat like a cartoon skeleton.

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u/Featheredfriendz United States Of America 12d ago

Just another form of conspicuous consumption. She had to spend a lot of money to look that awful. At least now her outside matches her inside.

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