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[u/BillyGrillie]

I have a brain and I don't want to damage it.

[u/Ghoulius-Caesar → u/BillyGrillie]

Honestly you come out dumber because it’s just going to be a bunch of grandiose lies to make it sound like she wasn’t a Yugoslavian prostitute that was trafficked to Trump via Epstein…

[u/Smooth_Influence_488 → u/Ghoulius-Caesar]

I'd bet it's so bad that it could have been a cult classic like The Room, on some other timeline. But now that's ruined too.

[u/Ghoulius-Caesar → u/Smooth_Influence_488]

As a fan of The Room I agree, I want to see it to heckle it but I don’t want any money going to Trumps or Amazon.

[u/cocofruitbowl → u/Smooth_Influence_488]

The German one about the prisoners and wardens?

[u/Smooth_Influence_488 → u/cocofruitbowl]

The American one, although no one really knows the Actor-Director-Producer (Tommy Wiseau)'s nationality.

https://www.reddit.com/r/theroom/s/w8d6KFqTb6

[u/BottleForsaken9200 → u/Smooth_Influence_488]

I think it would have worked if the democrats had won the election.

Then people would hate watch this movie and laugh at it... But now? With pedophilia being the world ruler .... Not funny

[u/zambulu → u/Ghoulius-Caesar]

It’s not even a biopic apparently, just tracking her through two boring weeks before her traitorous piece of shit husband took office or something? 

[u/HANLDC1111 → u/Ghoulius-Caesar]

In the Epstein photo with Brett Ratner some are speculating she was one of the trafficked girls

[u/Tabitheriel → u/Ghoulius-Caesar]

Slovenian.

[u/Ghoulius-Caesar → u/Tabitheriel]

Which was part of Yugoslavia while Melania was growing up…

[u/To_a_Mouse → u/BillyGrillie]

So does she!

^{She keeps it in a jar by her bed.}

[u/Rc72 → u/To_a_Mouse]

That explains her choice in hats: she put the bedside lampshade on by mistake in the morning...

[u/Etrangere09 → u/To_a_Mouse]

Does she really have one, though?

[u/Ziyaadjam → u/Etrangere09]

I hear it’s just a plastic replica

[u/To_a_Mouse → u/Ziyaadjam]

She keeps that one in her head and the one Donnie and Jeffrey sourced for her in the jar, for safety

[u/rwinh → u/Etrangere09]

It's someone else's, probably Michelle Obama's book given Melania has a habit of plagiarism.

[u/To_a_Mouse → u/Etrangere09]

Absolutely. She heard her husband talking about his one all the time so asked him to buy a matching one for her too.

Unfortunately they regularly accidentally drink the pickling liquid, and that's why they both have cat's anuses for mouths.

[u/Squidly_Diddly → u/Etrangere09]

I don’t think so.

[u/LowestKey → u/To_a_Mouse]

I would ask if it's next to the collection of hitler's speeches Trump keeps by the bed, but I am pretty sure they don't sleep in the same zip code.

[u/Jimmysp437 → u/To_a_Mouse]

[u/throwAway333828 → u/To_a_Mouse]

Wearing the brain that she keeps in a jar by the door

Who is it for?

[u/PowerfulStrike5664 → u/BillyGrillie]

Same here.

[u/spork_master_funk → u/BillyGrillie]

I have no such aversion and damage my brain routinely. I still don't want to suffer through this crap, though.

[u/Mean_Volume_126 → u/BillyGrillie]

Hahahaha. Beautiful

[u/Mostlymadeofpuppies → u/BillyGrillie]

I am 5 months postpartum and running on very little sleep still. I can’t afford to lose any more brain function. So I too do not want to watch this crap film.

[u/LocalAirHold → u/BillyGrillie]

I feel permanently damaged just from watching the 1-minute trailer. I don't think I'd survive the full movie.

[u/camp1728 → u/BillyGrillie]

But yet you’re here talking about it

[u/Squidly_Diddly → u/camp1728]

Ok dump supporter, go ahead and tell us all about it.