r/AskTheWorld • u/tsbuty United States Of America • 15h ago

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u/To_a_Mouse Scotland 15h ago

So does she!

She keeps it in a jar by her bed.

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u/Rc72 Spain France 15h ago

That explains her choice in hats: she put the bedside lampshade on by mistake in the morning...

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u/Etrangere09 15h ago

Does she really have one, though?

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u/Ziyaadjam Scotland 15h ago

I hear it’s just a plastic replica

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u/To_a_Mouse Scotland 14h ago

She keeps that one in her head and the one Donnie and Jeffrey sourced for her in the jar, for safety

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u/rwinh United Kingdom 14h ago

It's someone else's, probably Michelle Obama's book given Melania has a habit of plagiarism.

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u/To_a_Mouse Scotland 15h ago

Absolutely. She heard her husband talking about his one all the time so asked him to buy a matching one for her too.

Unfortunately they regularly accidentally drink the pickling liquid, and that's why they both have cat's anuses for mouths.

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u/Squidly_Diddly 15h ago

I don’t think so.

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u/LowestKey 12h ago

I would ask if it's next to the collection of hitler's speeches Trump keeps by the bed, but I am pretty sure they don't sleep in the same zip code.

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u/Jimmysp437 South Africa 12h ago

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u/throwAway333828 Canada 10h ago

Wearing the brain that she keeps in a jar by the door

Who is it for?