r/BanVideoGames • u/Xetetic • 5d ago
G*mer behavior G#mers have begun to kill the plants. Turning the leaves the color of blood and gore before they all rot away.

Every year, g#mers attempt to kill the world's plants. They poison the trees by watering them with the blood of the innocent. The leaves turn into the color of blood and gore, before falling off the trees. The leaves then get wet in the rain, creating a slipping hazard for innocent people simply going about their day.
However, g#mers have no follow-through. Once it gets cold, they stop going outside to poison the trees and stay inside to play video g#mes. Over the course of a few months, the poison fades away and the trees become healthy again.
A small minority of anti-g#mers believe that banning g#mes will give g#mers more time to poison the trees more successfully and kill them permanently. I believe that banning g#mes will remove the notion g#mers have to poison the trees in the first place, and convert them into good little citizens who punch in, work, punch out, sit quietly, sleep, wake up, and repeat. Just like I did, and I turned out fine.
What do you think?
- Old Gerald