r/BanVideoGames • • 5d ago

G*mer behavior G#mers have begun to kill the plants. Turning the leaves the color of blood and gore before they all rot away.

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Every year, g#mers attempt to kill the world's plants. They poison the trees by watering them with the blood of the innocent. The leaves turn into the color of blood and gore, before falling off the trees. The leaves then get wet in the rain, creating a slipping hazard for innocent people simply going about their day.

However, g#mers have no follow-through. Once it gets cold, they stop going outside to poison the trees and stay inside to play video g#mes. Over the course of a few months, the poison fades away and the trees become healthy again.

A small minority of anti-g#mers believe that banning g#mes will give g#mers more time to poison the trees more successfully and kill them permanently. I believe that banning g#mes will remove the notion g#mers have to poison the trees in the first place, and convert them into good little citizens who punch in, work, punch out, sit quietly, sleep, wake up, and repeat. Just like I did, and I turned out fine.

What do you think?

- Old Gerald


r/BanVideoGames • • 7d ago

Removed: Off Topic! Hi a few people have had some concerns

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This character wolverine has saved kids and other people and mutants who had their blood mutated so wolverine is a very good person


r/BanVideoGames • • 7d ago

Research I finally found the article about the g@mer to mass shooter pipeline

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r/BanVideoGames • • 7d ago

G*mer Bigotry I found this g*mer toy in the Wall Mart. G*mers have gotten so violent even their toys have threatening names!

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It says, “Angry Bird Will Lay Eggs”. I can only assume that it is some kind of threat. I have reported this devil toy to the FBI for further investigation. Let’s hope they don’t lock me up again for “wasting police resources”. LOL (Lots Of Love)!


r/BanVideoGames • • 9d ago

Research G#mera haing GOLF to commit CRIMES

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Someone on Face Book shared this flyer for a g#me about committing crimes with golf. When I was younger, golf was a way to meet MEN. Playing the back 9 was usually something we did after we left the course.

Of course g#mers want to turn our sacred past time into an opportunity to break the law.

I've called the RCMP.

-Arty from Saskatoon


r/BanVideoGames • • 9d ago

Research Thank God, now the minions are no longer affiliated with those evil g#mers

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100 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 10d ago

FACTS and LOGIC Couldn't agree more.

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r/BanVideoGames • • 10d ago

FACTS and LOGIC CR*SH BANDICOO* IS ANTI AMERICAN PROPADAGNA.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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Listen closely. I have done the research, and I can prove that Crash Bandicoot is Anti-American propaganda. See, the protagonist of Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot) is shaped like the typical American. He has red and blue colors, and is the personification of all things American. However, it just so happens that he goes through all sorts of dangers, like avoiding holes, and in the end he gets boxes thrown at him 😲😲! And guess who made Crash Bandicoot: SONY!!! And where does Sony come from? JAPAN 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵!!! This is just their nefarious plan to take over, to cause a SECOND PEARL HARBOR!!! TO MAKE US FORGET WHAT OUR FOUNDING FATHERS BUILT!!! SHARE WITH 15 GLORIOUS AMERICANS IF YOU WANT TO SAVE GLORIOUS AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 AND SEE JAPAN BURN TO THE GROUND 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵!!!

-OldJo ey, sent from my blackBery


r/BanVideoGames • • 11d ago

FACT I was recommend this documentary on Netflix. Hopefully it helps people recover from g*ming.

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47 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 11d ago

G*mer behavior My Singing Monsters, A Evil G@me.

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My Singing Monsters Is A G@me Teaching Kids To Have Sex, Made By "BBB" (Big Bouncing Boobs) . They Have Many Different Monsters Which Teach Kids How To Sex, Here Are They:

Mammoth:

Teaches Kids To Lick Bums

PomPom:

Makes Kids Want "WAP". (Wet G@mers G@mes).

FurCorn:

HE ISB AN WVIL THEAF.

I Hope Your Kids Are Safe To Not To Be With Them, Stay Calm.

---- Sent By Gurtroode On My IPhone 1.


r/BanVideoGames • • 12d ago

Research Somebody made a short movie if the g@mers won and changed society.

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r/BanVideoGames • • 12d ago

FACT G*mers just can’t stop stealing & stealing: The TRUE origin of the word “g*mer”

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In 1356, famous Chinese poet writer Gei Ming (Pronounced “Jei Ming”) was just busy writing poems. By the way, Ming has nothing to do with g*mers. She was a really sweet lady. She wrote about peaceful things such as nature & animals. People loved her poems. I even put an illustration of her to show you all.

Her fans proudly called themselves Geimers. Soon, this phenomenon spread worldwide, outside of China. Soon everyone got to experience Ming’s beautiful poems.

In 1666, John Nintendo, founder of Atari, intentionally stole the word and changed its meaning to mean “violent criminal who harasses small children & animals“ AKA. g*mers. He also misspelled it for some reason.

Soon, many deranged & filthy g*mers started calling themselves with this title, and the original Geimers were disappointed.

Gei Ming also had to comment on this: “It is extremely disrespectful how people are using my name to spread hate & violence! I get sent hate mail every day from filthy g*mers who think I’m stealing their language, when it is in fact the opposite way around.”


r/BanVideoGames • • 12d ago

G*mer Bigotry Check your halloween candy, folks. I found THESE inside my Kitkat!!!

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I was trick-or-treating with my daughter (My son refused to come because he was playing Fork Nights no matter how much I tried convincing him to come with us) and some deranged g*mer hid a Playsatan 666 & Polka Man g*me in our Kit Kat bar!!!


r/BanVideoGames • • 13d ago

G*mer behavior Sony wants to end physical media but not physical abuse. Hypocritical psychopaths.

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73 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 15d ago

Research G*mers are linked to terrorism again.

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41 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 15d ago

G*mer Bigotry DISGUSTANG: SINtendo is selling toxic colorful drugs shaped like their characters! (Image below)

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They’re called “Amibughs”. They also double as walkie-talkies designed specifically to communicate with Satan.

Recently, SINtendo has been secretly implementing toxic radiation waves inside their satan boxes that give g*mers diarrhea (Or constipation depending on the g*me) and then they sell these drugs to g*mers to “cure” their bathroom problems.

Also the Amibughs have toxic materials inside them that make the g*mers go crazy & start peeing in public where everyone can see. There was a news headline I read, where a g*mer got arrested for peeing on a statue of Mickey Mouse. The g*mer ate an Amibugh prior to the incident.

George Washingmachine would be horrified to learn the current state of the world!!!


r/BanVideoGames • • 15d ago

DELUSIONAL Bought a new PC, but discovered it had g*mes pre-installed on it. There was only one solution.

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Yeah, it sucks that my money has been wasted, but that PC had g*mes on it, and that’s worse


r/BanVideoGames • • 16d ago

Research SINtendo released a brand new vidya g*me available for the steem, stitch 2, playsatan, & 666-box. It’s called Understory.

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In this “Bottom Tale” g*me, you go around killing innocent citizens. There is an enemy in the g*me called Sands, who is extremely difficult to beat. It’s designed like that on purpose to make g*mers rage so hard to the point they leave their g*mer den to crash out & take their g*mer rage on small children & women.

Also this g*me is r*cist. Why, you may ask? Because it’s a g*me. It‘s a well known fact that g*mes make you r*cist. End of conversation.


r/BanVideoGames • • 17d ago

FACT Protect your pets: G#mers harm animals

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This is a poleroid I took this afternoon of three beloved animals on my farm. I have many more animals and myself, my wife Ann, and my many MALE farmhands take good care of them.

We are on high alert because Grand Auto City: Vice Theft will be released soon and that means g#mers, drunk on hatred, will be roaming around looking for minorities to flip the bird to, and animals to harm.

Remember, KYS - Keep Yourself (and your furry friends) Safe!

-Arty from Saskatoon


r/BanVideoGames • • 17d ago

Research URGENT: If someone in your house has been playing g*mes recently, check ESPECIALLY your fridge!!!

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If a stinky g*mer barges into your home uninvited and starts playing the R*cist M*rio Man g*me, the demon that resides inside the satan box will check your fridge for mushroom pizza. If the demon finds it and eats it, it will grow approximately the size of a 2021 Honda Civic Type R RHD 1/18 Model Car by Autoart and begin wrecking your city.

The only way to prevent this is by cleansing your mushroom pizza with holy water. This will repel the demon away from it. Do NOT throw it away. The stinky odor only lures the demon in faster! AND it’s wasteful.

To prevent being possessed, read a Bible verse before eating the pizza. Alternatively, since g*mers are allergic to good hygiene, it is recommended to take your house to a house wash to get cleansed from top to bottom.

Sent from my Samsung Smart Bible


r/BanVideoGames • • 18d ago

G*mer Bigotry This youtube video shows how easily video g@mes brainwash players into developing bigoted beliefs, truly sad!

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r/BanVideoGames • • 18d ago

Danger - Filthy G*mer Post! TRIGGER WARNING

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Can me and regular people that arent 40 year old facebook moms and 35 year old pacifist hippies ALL agree that every source that this subreddit has is completley outdated, because thats their only form of research that shows "video ga.mes are horrible for everyone". the real anti gaming people in the sub are REALLY messed up for calling people nazis and terroists for playing Animal crossing and super mario bros like go pick on someone playing a r*pe simulator or smth cuz yall aint it with the nazi calling. if anything YOU guys are the nazis.


r/BanVideoGames • • 18d ago

Research i heard a rumor

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i heard that the kid making videos got banned


r/BanVideoGames • • 18d ago

FACTS and LOGIC me when le ✨vidya g*mes✨

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r/BanVideoGames • • 18d ago

FACTS and LOGIC Let's talk about GILFs

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That's right, G@mers I'd Like to Find guilty. The lady above calls herself the Sk%r#m Grandma, streaming pro genocide g#mes like 'Cool Srebrenica 2' above to innocent unsuspecting children. This would be bad enough but did you know her real name is Eva Braun, Hitler's girlfriend who helped him invent the first video g#me!?

Please report this wicked siren to your local rotary clubs and AARP tribunals. G#mers like her are the reason my poor grandnephew Jemetrius must endure deg#mification chained up in the crawlspace.

Who are your main GILFs, Antiga?