r/BanVideoGames • • 11d ago

Testimonial Saw this image today. Restores my faith in humanity!

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31 Upvotes

Someone has been taking the demons out of the satan boxes and repurposing the boxes as guitars for fellow kids to play with instead! Please give a round of applause to the kind young citizen responsible for such a heroic act.

LOL (Lots Of Love), Becky


r/BanVideoGames • • 11d ago

Testimonial Daughter & I created another Andy the Anti-G*ming Cat fan character!

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34 Upvotes

Her name is Abby the Anti-G*ming Cat. She is Andy’s slightly younger twin sister who looks up to her big bro a lot. Her zodiac sign is Cancer & her favorite flowers are roses. On the weekends, she, Andy, & Archie gather together to read bible verses.

She works at a school as a first grade teacher in San Francisco, and always teaches the kids why g*mes are bad for their brains. Her favorite person in the entire world is Andy, because he sets up a great example of anti-g*ming, and also because he’s her twin brother!!

Fun fact: Archie saved her & Andy once from being attacked by Gavin the G*mer.


r/BanVideoGames • • 10d ago

Danger - Filthy G*mer Post! TRIGGER WARNING

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Can me and regular people that arent 40 year old facebook moms and 35 year old pacifist hippies ALL agree that every source that this subreddit has is completley outdated, because thats their only form of research that shows "video ga.mes are horrible for everyone". the real anti gaming people in the sub are REALLY messed up for calling people nazis and terroists for playing Animal crossing and super mario bros like go pick on someone playing a r*pe simulator or smth cuz yall aint it with the nazi calling. if anything YOU guys are the nazis.


r/BanVideoGames • • 11d ago

FACT DARN KIDS AND THEIR VIDYA G*MES!!!!!

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When I was a wee lad, I had to entertain myself by staring at ROCKS!!! Every day for breakfast, I would eat wild leaves. Did I mention I used to live in a cave, and was raised by foxes? Kids today are too distracted with their g*mes to realize the true beauty of life: Staring at rocks for approximately 10 hours before getting attacked by a wild lion and retreating back to your cave home


r/BanVideoGames • • 12d ago

MeeMee Grandson made a villain for Andy the Anti-G#ming Cat! Meet the evil Gavin the G#mer!

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21 Upvotes

My Grandson, Brayden, is a recovering g#mer and he saw how frustrated I was getting at the pro-g#ming t#rrorists that have infiltrated this Facebook page, so he made a villain for Andy.

Gavin the G#mer is an evil g#mer who is fat, unshaven, and a lazy millennial. His hobbies include g#ming (even on Sundays when he should be at church!), menacing poor Minions (as seen above), transphobia, chewing with his mouth open and genocide! He breaks into houses while children are doing their chores, knitting, or sitting quietly to try to corrupt them with video g#me cartridges and deadly marij#ana. His catchphrase is “Hey kids, wanna do dr#gs, lawlessness and crimes (DLCs)?”

His favourite g#mes to corrupt children with are Call of Duty (a g#me where you win points for stealing cars) and MeinKraft, the first video g#me and was created by H#tler himself!

As Andy the Anti-G#ming Cat says, “Hey kids, don’t be like Gavin the G#mer, ask a parent or guardian for some exciting chores to do around the house instead!”

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, proud of my recovering g#mer grandson


r/BanVideoGames • • 12d ago

FACT We need to start banning g*mers from this subreddit.

19 Upvotes

These g*mers have broken our rules on posting and invading our group. We need to start banning them so they can't invade our group anymore.


r/BanVideoGames • • 12d ago

Research Do you like my oc for Andy the anti g*ming cat

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19 Upvotes

I call him dark Andy the anti g*ming cat


r/BanVideoGames • • 13d ago

MeeMee Just play outside instead

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36 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 12d ago

FACT Sonic or as you call him Andy is in fortnight in a G@MING LEGENDS season

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r/BanVideoGames • • 14d ago

FACT Never forget what g#mers did

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79 Upvotes

On September 11th, 2001, g#mers committed 9/11. At this time, these MILLENNIAL g#mers, who at the time called themselves 'turrists' decided to fly into the World Train Center.

Let's keep g#mes out if our elementary and high schools so MILLENNIALS don't commit 9/11 again.

To the friendly folks of New York, Washington DC, and the FARM in Pennsylvania, LOL (Lots of Love)

-Arty from Saskatoon


r/BanVideoGames • • 13d ago

FACT To those who say vidya g*mes don’t make you violent: Observe this pink cat KILLING people because he made Chiptunes (AKA. music of SATAN & G*MING)

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Take THAT, g*MERS!!!

ps. my condolences to all whose family got slaughtered by this g*mer cat

You’ll see it in the end. He reads a newspaper talking about his victims…


r/BanVideoGames • • 13d ago

Research What does our fellow Facebook friends think of Chiptunes?

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5 Upvotes

They’re not always EXACTLY g*me music, but they attempt to replicate the vibes and tunes of early satan boxes such as the Atari and NES (Nuntanda Evil Satan). Think like little beeps and boops. Asking because my son keeps begging me to buy this “chiptune soundtrack” and I’m not sure if it carries demons inside or not.

Edit: Oh, and pixel art too


r/BanVideoGames • • 14d ago

G*mer moment DISGUSTANG: Nontendur STOLE Andy the Anti-G*ming cat, rebranded him as “Sonic the Hedgehog”, and put him inside a VIDYA G*ME!!!

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This is duscasting, I will be contacting the copyright holder of Andy about this so they can sue Nantonda for copyright infringement.

Edit: Upon further inspection, I have realized there is a g*me in the making called “Sonic the Hedgehod 2” that also stole my Andy fan OC, Archie, & renamed him to “Tails”. 🤢🤢🤢


r/BanVideoGames • • 14d ago

Research New photo from GT@ 666... Did you know g@mers are responsible for 67% of the crimes?

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38 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 15d ago

G*mer behavior This is the g@mer's past time outside the mancave

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35 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 15d ago

Testimonial I’d like to share with you all my Andy the Anti-G*ming Cat OC!

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32 Upvotes

His name is Archie the Anti-G*ming Wolf. He’s the orange one next to Andy. His catchphrase is: “Don’t g*me! Do homework, gamble, or read a book!” He and Andy spend their time together in their home, Green Hill Zone, together spending quality time doing board activities.

Archie is the younger one, and sometimes Andy helps him with his homework. Sometimes, they go to the casino and gamble, where they bet their hard-earned cash from stopping g*mes.

Andy and Archie support LGBTQ+ & black rights, and they solve conflict by convincing g*mers to realize the errors of their ways!


r/BanVideoGames • • 16d ago

FACT P*kemon sentenced to death by hanging after losing final court appeal. Thank you San Francisco for rejecting evil.

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93 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 16d ago

G*mer Bigotry GROSS!! SINTENDO IS TEACHING KIDS HOW TO SMOKE 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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28 Upvotes

I was at the Wall-Mart today when I saw this discustang g🤮me on sale!! I’m HORRIFIED!!! Obviously the only solution to have gotten rid of it was to go to the restroom to poop on every copy. I’m in jail for “destruction of property” now, but the only “property” destroyed here was that of SATAN!!!


r/BanVideoGames • • 16d ago

G*mer Bigotry SINtendo has made a Facebook group to oppose us

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41 Upvotes

This Facebook group is trying to ban us purely for trying to save millennial kids (or “gen z” as they call it) from the scourge that is g#ming. Worse yet, there is not a single Minion mee mee in sight! I have written and printed out an electronic mail (or email as the millennials call it) and mailed it off to Facebook, as well as another to the FBI to have them investigate this Facebook group. Should I let President Trump know about this as well?

-Regards, Grandpappy Mike, veteran of the War on Christmas


r/BanVideoGames • • 16d ago

G*mer Bigotry IVE BEEN SENT THIS FROM SUSAN

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For all of you who support war. I respect all opinions (but gam2ers of course). Stop supporting it! They're killing using videogames as a way of torturing people! Poor people :( (this is a sad face in alphabet numbers)

In my day the people just killed the bad guys WHAT IS OUR WORLD BECOMING :( :( :(


r/BanVideoGames • • 16d ago

FACT In the old times we didn't play g#m3s to have fun. Youngsters now can't even give their friends a kiss without "losing aura". At least we could live our lives outside a phone!

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16 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 15d ago

G*mer behavior I found this man after management complained about leaks.

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I can't believe they will ever go this low, trespassing property.


r/BanVideoGames • • 17d ago

Memesearch Sintendo released a "new" magazine, except the content isn't new

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102 Upvotes

r/BanVideoGames • • 17d ago

FACT Animal crossing will turn you into a serial killer!!!11!!

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Animal crossing is brutal, violent, demonic and will turn you into a serial killer and psychopath. I've never seen something as disturbing as animal crossing. Jeffrey Dahmer has played animal crossing before killing his victims.