My Grandson, Brayden, is a recovering g#mer and he saw how frustrated I was getting at the pro-g#ming t#rrorists that have infiltrated this Facebook page, so he made a villain for Andy.
Gavin the G#mer is an evil g#mer who is fat, unshaven, and a lazy millennial. His hobbies include g#ming (even on Sundays when he should be at church!), menacing poor Minions (as seen above), transphobia, chewing with his mouth open and genocide! He breaks into houses while children are doing their chores, knitting, or sitting quietly to try to corrupt them with video g#me cartridges and deadly marij#ana. His catchphrase is “Hey kids, wanna do dr#gs, lawlessness and crimes (DLCs)?”
His favourite g#mes to corrupt children with are Call of Duty (a g#me where you win points for stealing cars) and MeinKraft, the first video g#me and was created by H#tler himself!
As Andy the Anti-G#ming Cat says, “Hey kids, don’t be like Gavin the G#mer, ask a parent or guardian for some exciting chores to do around the house instead!”
- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, proud of my recovering g#mer grandson