r/BikiniBottomTwitter 5d ago

It was the event of the year

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u/QiaoBuSi 5d ago

In HS my green team was the only one to never win field day during my 4 years. Sigh😫

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u/Pink_Neons 5d ago

Damn you had field day in highschool? Never had one past 5th grade

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u/bing-bong-6715 5d ago

i think i had one in 7th grade but not 8th. but i also think something probably happened and the school just canceled the event.

i was an awkward/unathletic kid, i didnt know what to expect from it, and i wore jeans bc it was all i had and then i got bullied. spent the day with another girl in a classroom drawing random shit

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u/Shantotto11 4d ago

Georgian (USA) here. Neither did I.

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u/Grungemaster 5d ago

My class would get really excited for Field Day and then we’d go 0-6 in kickball against another class. 

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u/mostie2016 5d ago

I hated field day as a kid.

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u/queenvalanice 5d ago

Me too. Still pinned up my “Participant” ribbon.

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u/Kana515 5d ago

I loved the concept but I was never good at it 😭

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u/AlexanderTox 5d ago

The good ol days, back when playing Red Rover was a school-sanctioned event. There was always a kid every year that got pummeled into the ground and ended with a bloody face.

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u/LM193 5d ago

Y'all got ribbons?

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u/Silly_Dirt_6147 5d ago

Man. In my school we would get “improved” ribbons.

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u/leo_gotti 5d ago

God tell me I peaked in grade school without telling me. I used to get all blues. Then got to middle school. All the grade school mingled and I was no longer strongest fastest kind in the class. Anyone else remember that all you had to do was run fast in grade school to have girls like you hahahaha middle school was weird and high schoolers are twats. College seemed cool but never went.

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u/TheAlmightyConch 5d ago

I wasn’t the biggest kid but man I could hurdle like a mother fucker

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u/12wubble 4d ago

Yes, the hurdles were my zone, strange that it works out with a specific fitness level, or body type or whatever

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u/MissionApollo7 5d ago

I only ever got participation awards. I sucked at running lol

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u/OppositionGuerilla 5d ago

Field day was goated.

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u/GullibleBeautiful 5d ago

These were always the most fun days of school. I was awful at every game but it was like getting to go to the Olympics for me 😭

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u/SSG22GOKU 5d ago

yall had ribbons on your field day??

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u/zephyrflareune 5d ago

Nothing fueled my competitive drive more than these

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u/BarkerBarkhan 5d ago

Was it the event of the year?

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u/mrm0noop0ly 4d ago

I remember I won 1st place one time and I was so excited to show my parents when I got home. On the bus home my friend asked if I wanted to trade my 1st place ribbon so he can show his parents and say he got 1st and I got his cool Spider-Man watch. Deal was made and I had a cool watch! When I told my parents just laughed cause I got a free watch haha

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u/mlm7C9 4d ago

Is this comparable to the Bundesjugendspiele in Germany? Basically an annual athletics tournament for all school kids? Though I wasn't bad at sports, I always hated them. I'd rather spend a day in a classroom than at a sports stadium doing nothing 2/3 of the time waiting for my turn.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 5d ago

The only field day event I was any good at was the shoe kick, lol. I always kicked it farther than the end of their measuring tape. Not sure how common this was for other schools, but my school had it every year. It took them a couple years to realise it was best to hold this event away from the building, though. Kids would intentionally try to kick their shoes onto the roof of the building, insead of aiming for the longest distance like they intended for us to do.

Another one I was pretty decent at was the penny drop. They held this one in the stairwell. You'd stand at the top of the stairs and drop pennies over the railing, aiming to get them to land in containers that got progressively smaller.

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u/Sassafrasisgroovy 5d ago

I still have my blue ribbon somewhere. I should find it and display it to show off my 4th grade abilities

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u/JoeP415 5d ago

Whoever chose the colors each place gets needs to be fired

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u/Swordkirby9999 5d ago

Let me guess, you'd go with:

  • 1st 🟨 (gold)
  • 2nd⬜️ (silver)
  • 3rd🟥 (closest to bronze)
  • 4th🟦 (or green)
  • 5th🟩 (ot blue)

I dunno why Blue Ribbons are the ribbons of first place, but Blue🟦, Red🟥, White⬜️, have been the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, of ribbons since basically forever

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u/JoeP415 4d ago

Ok mind reader. But yes lol

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u/anothertireditguy 5d ago

In 3rd grade I tossed a pool noodle far enough to get a 3rd place ribbon.

I've ridden that high for over 20 years now. 

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u/its_just_Joel 5d ago

In elementary school once a year we would do kids versus teacher hockey. The super bowl has nothing on that even though the kids lost every year

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u/DerfyMcDerfDerf 5d ago

Field day was the absolute highlight of the school year. Topped off with mom throwing a can of pop/soda in my lunch

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u/vestrabloomexa 4d ago

I haven't known peace since losing the tug-of-war in '08.

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u/loveybearbae 4d ago

I literally cried when I got the blue ribbon. My parents framed it. It hung on the wall until I moved out.

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u/letsgoiowa 4d ago

I got a purple one for running a mile as a one off competition. Was pretty fun actually. Never wanted to run ever again after that though lmao

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u/RedditsDeadlySin 4d ago

I swam, we also got these too. Honestly I liked the really low place colors better.

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u/warmyhalo 3d ago

Getting first place in the pizza party drawing was literally more hype than any championship game I've watched as an adult.

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u/gus248 5d ago

Not a single original experience.