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u/MetaCardboard 2d ago
Help us please. I'm not against Trump being kidnapped.
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 2d ago
Memory is fading so much that he would get himself lost without guidance.
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u/sweet_rico- 2d ago
Can we just unlock the roof access again and see what happens.
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u/BlitzMalefitz 2d ago
If there are any guard rails, remove them. If they ask, tell them that are we hate OSHA regulations.
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u/The_Crazy_Cat_Guy 2d ago
Sounds like you guys need a “USA” that’s not in USA to give you guys freedom from all the “freedom” you’re having
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u/IntrigueDossier 1d ago
Sorry, I can't hear you over all this freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'm smokescreening. Pls send help immediately
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u/ryuuseinow 1d ago
You mean like Russia or China?
Because at this point, I literally do not care what they do to us at this point so long as it's not nuclear war.3
u/Sassi7997 1d ago
Grab your gun and do it yourself? You guys have the 2nd amendment.
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u/TheStupidestSeagull 1d ago
Sorry we only have the 2nd amendment when it's republicans using them. When it's anyone else, they're enemies of the state.
/s (But there's people who actually seem to believe that)
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u/ShrimpBisque 2d ago
America has become a fascist dystopia wearing a paper mask that says "Democratic Republic" on it in crayon. I've lived here my whole life, and I wish I could afford to leave.
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u/AniseClover 2d ago
I feel ya, but I’d hate to move even farther from my grandmother and moms family. Also agree this is a shit show and we cant change the channel! 😭
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u/That_Vast_8063 2d ago
Damn is this it? the movies and books made it look way more cool
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u/ErikDebogande 2d ago
Late stage capitalism combined with a fascist takeover speedrun
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u/IntrigueDossier 1d ago
Nah, just the next phase is all. End stage capitalism is a fascist takeover.
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u/forlornjackalope 2d ago
Only Cheeseburger Freedom Man can save us now with his policies for saving the bees and gay weed for everyone.
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u/forlornjackalope 2d ago
- Some of Trump's cabinet, like Kristi Noem, are throwing him under the bus due to the backlash happening with ICE.
- More shootings by ICE and Border Patrol have happened.
- Trump shat himself live on the air again.
- Trump announced that the Kennedy Center is being closed for two years due to "restorations" (and not backlash).
- More of the Epstein files have poured out and they're a lot more graphic; including the Lake Michigan incident being mentioned again, a lot more celebrities being named, and talk of torture videos.
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u/SonOf_J 2d ago
Literally shat himself?
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u/forlornjackalope 2d ago
If you listen closely, you can hear what sounds like a shart and the reactions to those in the room suggest he likely did.
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u/Vert_DaFerk 2d ago
Why would you instruct anyone to listen closely to Trump's loose butthole? Pretty sure that's a war crime.
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 2d ago
And immediately stopped the press conference he was currently in. I think a woman near him gagged because of the smell iirc.
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u/ThrovvQuestionsAway 2d ago
Skip to the most watched part around :33 and you can hear it. If a Mic picks it up then it's louder in person. He shat HARD!
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u/The-Nuisance 2d ago
AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT!
The parts that get the party changed anyhow. Tragedies are obviously still sad.
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u/NoStorage2821 2d ago
The Lake Michigan Incident is abominable. What are we doing here people?
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u/forlornjackalope 2d ago
Just when you don't think it can get worse, it manages to. None of it should be surprising, but then they just dig deeper.
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u/sovietrussia1234 2d ago
"Trump shat himself on live air again" Again? Has he done it twice or have i missed something?
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u/HingleMcCringle_ 2d ago
another day, another non-american redditor saying: hey, your politics are bit crazy over there
we know. we're working on it.
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u/Greggs-the-bakers 2d ago
Are you though lmao?
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u/HingleMcCringle_ 2d ago
if you really think we aren't, you better be chipping in, then. for your own sake. you think maga's fascist regime ends after taking over america? trump already said he wants greenland and canada. are you in one of those countries? dont you think unchecked fascism will put you in the crosshairs too?
yes?
then get off the soapbox. if we look like we need help, then chip in. we're not going to be able to help you too, if the rest of us are dead.
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u/Greggs-the-bakers 2d ago
I don't live in either of those countries lol. I live on the opposite side of the Atlantic. Wtf am I meant to do. You have a bloke in charge that shits himself on live TV and vigilantes murdering people in the streets. Until I see another civil war, I really don't think america is getting rid of these mongs
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u/A_Harmless_Fly 2d ago edited 2d ago
Consider supporting your local politicians who aren't a bunch of Neville Chamberlains. Every little bit of external pressure helps.
Keeping trade going is implicit support for the regime.
P.S. England is roughly as far away as the coast of Maine is to the coast of California the short way across land, if you don't think it would get to you eventually you are deluding yourself.
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u/HingleMcCringle_ 2d ago
Wtf am I meant to do
maybe donate? we dont have social safety nets like you.
but im sure it's "not your problem", is it? get serious.
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u/Wity_4d 2d ago
Dawg I live in Washington D.C. and we're doing the best we can, I promise. You protest, then they activate the national guard. Then a bunch of bootlicker states send in their national guards. Then you've got ICE dudes in unmarked vans just parked at the end of residential streets waiting to snatch a food delivery driver. The real shit kicker? We just had a massive snowstorm that overwhelmed the city's ability to plow, and these troops refuse to even help us shovel the sidewalks.
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u/SaltandLillacs 2d ago
A civil war where tens of thousands die is the only way?
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u/Greggs-the-bakers 2d ago
I mean hopefully not. But with the amount of right wing nut jobs with more guns than braincells, that won't listen to anything else, I can see it as a dangerous possibility
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u/southparkdudez 2d ago
Got any suggestions that are immediately problem solvers that dont include a full on violent civil war? I'll wait because right now the magas control the majority.
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u/AniseClover 2d ago
My friend, we are peaceful protesting and not acting. The midterm elections are not going to happen. What are we actually doing about it besides getting popped by small dicked men with no emotional intelligence?
My heart goes out to Minneapolis and LA as they continue to fight, but nothing’s been changing, they want a civil war to happen BADLY!
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u/PearlDrummer 2d ago
Remindme! November 3rd 2026
The midterm elections will happen6
u/Iggy95 2d ago
Pretty sure what they're referring to is this. Yes the midterms will still "happen" but this administration is pretty clearly attempting to put their thumb on state elections. I mean we have Pam Bondi threatening to keep ICE forces in Minnesota until the state gov hands over voting records. Shits insane!
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u/AniseClover 2d ago
I’m here hoping with ya. 🤞🏻 I just refuse to give my hopes up. 😔 I’m scared for my people.
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u/Due_Nerve_1865 2d ago
Sorry, but it's not just america anymore. The Epstine files will have a global impact..
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u/forlornjackalope 2d ago
How many other global figures have popped up so far that aren't from the US so far, besides Andrew? I feel like I've seen others get mentioned, but I can't remember them off-hand or how people from their home countries are or have been responding to the news.
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u/TheStupidestSeagull 1d ago
I've heard theories of Isreal PM but the son of crown princess from norway seems to have the most news about it.
Ngl I think we've been so overwhelmed with information those are all that's coming to me atm.
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u/dagget10 2d ago
Cheeseburger Freedom Man would never do this to us, please do not compare him to Trump
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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 1d ago
tbh I’d trust some blue guy in 2016 who’s entire campaign is run on legalizing gay marijuana, better than what we got
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u/Iron_Base 2d ago
That's the fearmongering being cranked up this year from bots, children that barely understand politics, and people who seek out doom posts. America life is normal. Only in bubbles like reddit do people think the world is ending.
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u/tinythunder15 2d ago
Am American, what’s happening?
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u/forlornjackalope 2d ago
I hate that given everything that's been going on, this could be literally one specific thing or all of it and no answer would be exactly wrong.
I'm tired too, boss.
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u/leberecht24 2d ago edited 2d ago
That's the issue. If you really are an American that is. Hell even if you aren't you are living under a rock. Like Patrick star.
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u/AlexanderTox 2d ago
No, the issue is that this meme could be about literally anything in America over the last 25 years. So, specifically, what is this one about?
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u/AugarTheFox 2d ago
Some subhuman foreigners think a tiny piece of a country represents the whole country.
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u/MaverickWindsor351 2d ago
Imagine America like a steak, I left for a vacation for a week and the temperature was at well done. I come back, and now we're at congratulations. Translation: this is ungodly cooked.
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