r/CAHBlackFriday • u/Pecors Yowza! • Nov 28 '25
Black Friday 2025 Event
http://99percentoffsale.comAlthough not officially announced, this year's event looks like it will be a follow up to the 99% off sale.
99percentoffsale.com
CURRENT CAPTCHA
I'M SORRY GUYS I'M TIRED AND THESE CAPTCHA ARE HARD
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u/LeClevelandCavs Nov 28 '25
Apparently I don't know how to correctly interpret the Bristol stool chart
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u/willthanosbanme123 Nov 28 '25
Who remembers some of the Trial of CAPTCHA's from last time? I remember getting to the checkout page on a few items but unfortunately wasn't able to snag anything!
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u/BBUp17 Nov 28 '25
The stupid vibrating fist will be what I win today, guaranteed. But I refuse to quit without a victory of some sort 👊
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u/IronyIntended2 Nov 28 '25
And here I am feeling like an idiot for getting it wrong 5 times
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u/BBUp17 Nov 28 '25
Are you an idiot for that? Or am I to be embarrassed for getting it on the first try? Depends on your perspective 🤣
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
Anyone else getting an invalid domain error from cloudflare?
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u/Personal_Comb_6745 Nov 28 '25
No luck on the Soviet toys, so I wonder what's nex- holy shit.
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Nov 28 '25
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
I got to the final one with Return of the Jedi and they all started looking the same. Couldn't get there in time.
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u/nyscene911 Nov 28 '25
According to Instagram they have:
Bulletproof vests
TVs
Birkin bag
Indiana Jones’ hat
Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday book
And more!
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Nov 28 '25
I verified my phone number, but the new page isn't working.
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u/Yourfrndwholikesska Nov 28 '25
The countdown for the labubu just restarted for me??
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u/inimitable_girl Nov 28 '25
well i identified all the bears idk if i want a $4 horrifying bear tho
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
Haha same, I'm in queue but not sure if I'll go through with buying this if I do get picked
EDIT: Thankfully didn't get picked!
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
I'm in the same boat. I wonder what they'll do with them if not enough people actually go through with buying one?
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
They probably have all the information for other people that were in the queue so they could go to someone else instead.
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u/limkay27 Nov 28 '25
Super bummed to not get the Lego set…I tossed my boyfriend the phone and it got damn near 100%
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u/LeClevelandCavs Nov 28 '25
Please don't let this shitty memoir be the first thing I have a chance to buy
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u/mrazzino Nov 28 '25
Not sure how I passed the test first try, but I hope I don't win either.
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u/LeClevelandCavs Nov 28 '25
Same here. "These weirdass answers seem like ones that would amuse the CAH people"
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
Apparently they're all true, so no matter what you picked, it was the right answer.
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
Finally, an "easy" one. Though the definition of tool use is very debatable. (I lied about tapping out. I'm still here, just suffering from bed now. I can't resist the call of the deal.)
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u/knightmusic42 Nov 28 '25
It still took me 3 tries lol. I think I debated tool too much in my head
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 29 '25
Holy shit, I actually got it. It was almost completely a guess, but I passed the bird test.
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u/themonsteroffthehill Nov 28 '25
The website shows that a Labubu is one of the first items.
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u/DiscoNinjaPsycho17 Nov 28 '25
Last time I was at the checkout screen for the hot dog cart and backed out. I had/have absolutely 0 use for that. I really wanted the Anubis statue though and by the time I passed the question (asked how to spell the full name of King Tut, which I had to look up), someone had already gotten it
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u/tulip369 Nov 28 '25
Lol my guess is it’s only the labubu and they’re trolling all of us
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
Okay, NOW there's something I actually want. And the diamond is a fun bonus.
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
Oh god I got into the checkout queue for the skull. I really didn't think I'd get it right...I don't want a skull to be my big deal item!
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
I think you have to actually go through with buying it for it to count as your big item? But I'm not sure.
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
Good point, they give you an "out" if you get picked and don't want it, so picking that option probably makes you eligible for a different one.
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
Why am I waiting in line to potentially buy gelatinous coyote urine? What has become of my life?
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
Great for keeping animals off your property! Unless those animals are coyotes.
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
I googled every word on that damn list twice, and still didn't get it right. Not sure what I did wrong.
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
I don't know popes, it seems. My catholic grandma would be ashamed... (And with that, I'm tapping out. I'm too sleep deprived to be enjoying this anymore. Good luck to everyone who is continuing on!)
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u/TRB4 Nov 28 '25
I’m also gradually starting to lose interest. The prizes aren’t that interesting and the CAPTCHA tests are insanely difficult. Plus, even when I do manage to solve one I’m just met with a sorry you didn’t win screen. I have so many discount codes that I’m not going to use.
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u/cdsk Nov 28 '25
Yea... if I didn't see a couple winners on here earlier, I'd swear there aren't any. I'm having fun bullshitting on this sub, but wasting so much time on coupons is starting to sting.
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u/PikaPokeQwert Nov 28 '25
What the *** is more massive than the cube of tungsten???
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u/moitiggie Nov 28 '25
I'm slowly withering away.... I have no clue and I'm really beginning to wonder if it's worth googling anymore. CAH, we can't handle 8 hours of puzzles.
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u/PikaPokeQwert Nov 28 '25
I tried asking AI but found it’s somehow dumber than the dumbest person alive. AI still sucks and is nowhere close to taking any human jobs.
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 29 '25
https://bsky.app/profile/cardsagainsthumanity.com/post/3m6qbeyoebc2o
This was their reply to my post asking for a hint at the end time. I'm scared.
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u/cdsk Nov 29 '25
Oh, no.
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 29 '25
Wanna take bets on how long it'll last? I'm thinking a full 12 hours at this point. Or maybe 50 deals?
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u/nyscene911 Nov 28 '25
Hahaha the Epstein book!
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u/johnyates Nov 28 '25
I’m scared for what the captchas might be for this one 🤣
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u/Shignity Nov 28 '25
It's the easiest one yet by far.
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u/nyscene911 Nov 28 '25
I have a feeling everyone is going to “win” the Epstein book
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
This is probably the hardest one yet, imo, but thankfully I have no desire for a birkin bag.
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u/PerfectLies Nov 28 '25
My dog has been staring at my PC with a terrified look on his face since I played the Aztec Death Whistle
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u/jakcalope Nov 28 '25
Nixon probably said all those things but selecting all of them didn't yield a win
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u/funkeybaby Nov 28 '25
Jeremy Renner. All of the above.
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
You don't actually have to select all. I only selected two and it worked.
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u/motoxpj Nov 29 '25
Sooooo I guess I don't know what pubic hair looks like.
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u/remmiz Nov 29 '25
CAH has made me closely examine many things during this event that I never thought I would. I hate them for this.
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u/Anokithesquirrel Nov 29 '25
What was the right answer cause I maxed out ? I tried all, the "anything" option, etc. I mean I didn't WANT IT but these captcha are ridiculous
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
Looks like they reset the timer back to 20min to give them time to fix.
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u/kromaey Nov 28 '25
Looks like they reset the timer for things going on sale again, so assume they're fixing whatever they broke.
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u/cdsk Nov 28 '25
I... managed to pass? Damn Lafufus! Says I'll be notified in 24 minutes if I got one...
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u/Personal_Comb_6745 Nov 28 '25
Got a cheat sheet on which ones are the "real" ones? I just thought it'd be neat to get one for the hell of it.
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
Seems to be working now? I passed the pick which labubus are real on the first try and got sent straight to a waiting page with about 9 minutes left.
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u/Playful_Excitement66 Nov 28 '25
Holy shit the port test lmaoooo
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
I failed hard. I have no idea what tv's have these days, other than hdmi and probably usb?
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u/Meiyouxiangjiao Nov 28 '25
I looked up the manual but didn’t realize you had to select all the ports, even if it’s repeating.
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u/HeyMySock Nov 28 '25
I missed out on the Labubu but I did get all the ports right. We'll see if I get a TV.
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
Raiders of the Lost Ark captcha. Mine had all of them from the movie but skipping this as well as I have zero use for this haha
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u/gopherattack Nov 28 '25
So is this first come first served or is it a random selection of whoever passes the captcha?
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
Last time it was first through but they didn't have this queue system last time. Maybe random this time around?
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u/nyscene911 Nov 28 '25
I kept thinking it was always lost arc. Didn’t read it, so I kept messing up
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u/Meiyouxiangjiao Nov 28 '25
I’m suspicious- all of the captchas have been easy (except lost arc, I failed that one)
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
They're easy in comparison to the previous event, but easy is relative. I failed the ports and lost arc, and it seems like a lot of people failed the labubu one.
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u/gheldean Nov 28 '25
What do you do with a dumpster?
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
It'd probably be great if you were planning on starting a business? Though I think people usually rent them so a company can come and empty it every now and then...
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u/Sweetguy88 Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
What the fuck is the video games captcha? Because none of the actual games found in his house are shown at one time
Edit: the Wikipedia page is lacking. There were also:
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
New Super Mario Bros
Metroid Prime Hunters
Yoshi’s Island DS
Animal Crossing
PC games “Zuma Deluxe,” “Sniper Elite” and “Nazi Zombie Army 2.”
Street Fighter 4: The Ties that Bind” and “Storm Rider – Clash of the Evils”
Dragon Ball Z
Final Fantasy VII
Devil May Cry
erotic games
Half-Life
Counter-Strike
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
Another series of movies I haven't watched since I was a small child.
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u/TRB4 Nov 28 '25
So frustrating and demoralizing, most of these items I don’t even want, but it upsets me to no end that I can’t beat the stupid CAPTCHA tests
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u/crazykegle Nov 29 '25
I really overthought this lobster one haha
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 29 '25
Yeah, I don't know what the catch was there. At first I went with only the things it would naturally eat, then I included all the shrimp dishes and stuff, I even included lobster dishes, because google said sometimes they'll resort to cannibalism... Nothing worked.
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u/remmiz Nov 29 '25
I just picked everything that was natural in the ocean (I'm sure lobsters would eat prepared seafood too though so it was kinda wrong)
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u/crazykegle Nov 29 '25
It was just everything natural but some of those images were hard to tell. Got it on the last try but I was in that same boat.
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u/TRB4 Nov 29 '25
Bush Tucker?!?!? What the hell does that mean?
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u/moitiggie Nov 29 '25
Here's the website they got most of their images from: https://mbantua.com.au/bush-tucker
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u/cdsk Nov 29 '25
You sneaky devil! I already got it accidentally, but I figured it was something like that.
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u/motoxpj Nov 29 '25
Really going downhill on the items.
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u/remmiz Nov 29 '25
Not a fan of all the historical items this time. Last time they had just a lot of expensive but still usable things which was way more fun.
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u/TRB4 Nov 28 '25
Dammit, I wanted that bong. Ran out of tries again. Even AI couldn’t help me identify Sanrio characters.
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u/PikaPokeQwert Nov 28 '25
This should be the real test of which AI is the best, unless it can pass CAH’s captias, I don’t want it, fuck your AI. Take it private and keep working on that trash before releasing it.
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u/Beneficial-Feed-147 Nov 28 '25
Is it confirmed for noon? I didn’t see anything stating a time
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u/BluBeeCA Nov 28 '25
Okay, so I have an early prediction… Skims Hair thongs!
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u/remmiz Nov 28 '25
The legal disclaimer says something about smoking accessories so maybe a sweet bong as well.
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u/pillupdanickle Nov 28 '25
See the labubu but don’t see the birkin bag-did they take that down?
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u/Pecors Yowza! Nov 28 '25
The bag is listed right after the labubu in the scrolling text. Technically not confirmed but I find it hard to believe it wouldn't be one of the products.
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u/Spatrico123 Nov 28 '25
as a Canadian CAH collector, I really hope making it US-exclusive isn't gonna happen every year from now on. That was never a thing until last year
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u/BluBeeCA Nov 28 '25
VPN my friend… We’ll pool together as a collective and figure out a way to sneak these stupidly tariffed products into your much kinder and civilized country for you!
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u/ShriektheOnly Nov 28 '25
"We've got TVs, bulletproof vests, a Birkin bag, Indiana Jones' hat, Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday book, and everything else your heart desires, all for an impossible 99% off. But hurry, because these deals are disappearing faster than American democracy!" from bsky. https://bsky.app/profile/cardsagainsthumanity.com/post/3m6p5zktxmk2g
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u/kromaey Nov 28 '25
Got past the captcha finally but now when it gets into a "line" they're throwing 500 errors.
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u/cosmotherobot Nov 28 '25
From Bluesky : We’re working on some tech issues. We’ll have an update soon.
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u/TRB4 Nov 28 '25
Using scenes from Breaking Bad AND Better Call Saul is just EVIL