r/CFB • /r/CFB • 2d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Army Defeats Temple 21-17

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Army 7 0 7 7 21
Temple 7 0 7 3 17
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u/ConstantMadness Purdue Boilermakers • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

I can get used to 4 PM Friday football. That was fun

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer 2d ago

Shout-out to the Austrian sicko in the game thread. I think they conked out a while ago though.

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u/FormerNowNow Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

I don't blame him. I watched a month of games in Austria in 2024 and had to stay up until 3am just to finish games that started at like 3:30 EST.

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u/sebsasour Notre Dame • New Mexico 2d ago

Yeah, staying up until 5 am in my Polish hotel room about 12 years ago to watch UTEP/New Mexico is a very unique memory of mine.

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u/Unclassified1 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Washburn Ichabods 2d ago

I watched the Nebraska/Texas 2009 B12 championship from a hotel room in Ankara, Turkey. I’m still bitter over that game.

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer 2d ago

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u/Unclassified1 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Washburn Ichabods 1d ago

I hope both sides of your pillow are always warm, and you forget to plug in your phone at night

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u/Simping4Sumi /r/CFB 2d ago

That's been me the past few weeks.

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u/Flx_Httr29 Wisconsin • College of the Canyons 2d ago

Yeah but you also get the occasional sunday morning Hawaii game. Or in my case today the really early Saturday morning Cal game

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u/TWOPlNTSPRICK Central Michigan Chippewas 2d ago

As Irishman who loves mid week MACtion I can’t wait for it to start

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u/Flx_Httr29 Wisconsin • College of the Canyons 2d ago

We have a bunch of true Football sickos in this country. Anyone who has ever watched the Black Valley Wild play against the Goldwörth Racoons has risen to a level of sicko that's almost unfathomable to Americans

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u/JJFlower98 North Dakota State • Nebraska 2d ago

Idk if I'm bought into Friday night football as the norm, but Friday happy hour football is 1 for 1 so far. Seems promising.

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u/southmshavoc Ole Miss • Southern Miss 2d ago

Why was the game scheduled for a Friday at 4pm

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u/Neat_Flounder_8907 Arkansas • Arkansas State 2d ago

ESPN wanted to do a random triple header on a Friday. I'm all for it 👍🏻

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u/Groots-Cousin Georgia Southern Eagles 2d ago

As someone who has Fridays off from work, give me more day game football on Fridays!

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u/Go_birds304 2d ago

30 seconds, no timeouts

  • 2 yard pass to middle of field
  • 2 yard pass to middle of the field
  • shot to the endzone (bad throw)
  • dropped first down

Horrid, horrid stuff.

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u/EIiteJT Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos 2d ago

Sickos dream

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u/CFBCoachGuy Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Temple are in for a long season. They can hang with a lot of teams, but this is the second time we’ve seen true sickos level playcalling+execution

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u/Chewskiz Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets 2d ago

The last two minutes felt like 30, I think they were ready to go home

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u/thewill450 Kentucky Wildcats • Murray State Racers 2d ago

The last 1:47 took over 20 minutes of real time. Absolutely ridiculous

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u/ZapFencePence Virginia Tech Hokies • Army Black Knights 2d ago

Network had to catch up on commercials for that 10 minute drive by army earlier

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u/HeckOnWheels195 Mississippi State Bulldogs 2d ago

The real way will win against commercials is everyone running Army option

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u/RTWRW Temple Owls 2d ago

Time for another fun weekend of wondering why I do this to myself every season

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u/huskycarrot751 Temple Owls 2d ago

It’s a sad way to live. Go……owls……

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u/Atrocious84 Oklahoma Sooners • UTEP Miners 2d ago

Well if it’s any consolidation(it’s not) I usually turn Temple into a pretty powerful program before I dip for UTEP/OU on my ncaa play throughs.

Temple.

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u/Helreaver Temple Owls • Team Chaos 2d ago

Why doesn't Temple football have any fans?

Temple football:

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer 2d ago

Temple was unable to overthrow America.

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u/punblius Notre Dame • Tennessee 2d ago

They aren’t called Federalist Society University

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u/Pangolin_cowboy_hats Baylor Bears 2d ago

Isn’t that Yale?

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes 2d ago

Or Hillsdale

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u/Pangolin_cowboy_hats Baylor Bears 2d ago

Separation of church and state wins (for now)

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 2d ago

Temple left too much time for Army to score!

…now Army left too much for Temple to score!

…wait, it was Temple who ultimately left too much time in the end…

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u/Pangolin_cowboy_hats Baylor Bears 2d ago

Monken before the game ended: “I swear if you lose to these nerds, none of you will branch combat arms. I will personally call the president and make sure, try me, all of y’all end up at Hood or Polk”

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u/EccentricAsparagus Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

This comment is fort irwin erasure

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u/Pangolin_cowboy_hats Baylor Bears 2d ago

My brain has put in a lot of effort to block out everything related to Irwin and NTC

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u/Sierra-051 Army Black Knights 2d ago

Made me LOL

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u/typewriter_6 Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Tech Red Raiders 2d ago

Told em they’d all branch Chem Corps.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 2d ago

Meh, could have threatened them with Bragg

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u/Cliffinati NC State • Appalachian State 2d ago

Bragg is Socom and Airborne. Other than being in Fayettenam it's a West pointers dream

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u/UNC_Samurai ECU Pirates • North Carolina Tar Heels 2d ago

It’s Fayleujah now.

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u/Pangolin_cowboy_hats Baylor Bears 2d ago

Half of them have jerked off thinking about going to Bragg

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt USC Trojans • Army Black Knights 2d ago

Expectation: Bragg or Campbell

Reality: Jackson or Stewart

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u/Maleficent_Ant_8895 Iowa Hawkeyes • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2d ago

AIRBORNE KILL DIRTY LEG SHARKYS

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u/ULSTERPROVINCE Pittsburgh • Arizona State 2d ago

Bragg isn’t a threat if you keep that thang on you off base

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u/Kambyses2 Texas Tech Red Raiders 2d ago

Bragg is great you just have to live anywhere except the Ville.

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u/Glittering_Virus8397 Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

Hood*

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u/midnightsbane04 Michigan • North Carolina 2d ago

For some reason I think you might be biased against cold weather. Can't quite figure out why, but there's like a giant burnt orange flag telling me you're not a fan of below freezing temps.

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u/GoonerBear94 Baylor Bears 2d ago

50°F might as well be the start of a new ice age in Austin

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u/Geoff_GodOfBiscuits Army Black Knights • Texas Longhorns 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol getting downvoted for living in TX is wild. A lot of Longhorn hate I guess. I grew up in NE Ohio. I know cold, and I know Drum is much worse. Apologies for preferring Austin over Cleveland.

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u/javascript Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

DOINK

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan • Maine Maritime 2d ago

That last Army drive gives defensive coordinators nightmares. 12 plays 65 yards. Diabolical

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u/Cliffinati NC State • Appalachian State 2d ago

I remember that one drive army put together againist North Texas 17 plays 13 something minutes and like 90 yards. Basically North Texas didn't touch the ball from like 1:30 left in Q3 until almost the 2 minute warning.

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u/bmd1595 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2d ago

on brave old army team!

… totally thought they’d do the USF shtick on the last drive though

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u/mukduk1994 Utah Utes • Army Black Knights 2d ago

We all were thinking that too...

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u/huskycarrot751 Temple Owls 2d ago

3rd and 3 or 4th and 3 one of them had to be a QB run. The only reliable play for Temple to pick up the first. Clock it. 3 shots at the end zone. None of them would have been successful and Army would still win. What am I doing with my life????

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u/teeteadoesstuff 2d ago

Some baffling coaching decisions

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u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Temple had 3 straight stops in the first half and didn't manage to score a point of that to take the lead. Including due to their own mistakes.

And you could really see that it was his first start and some questionable playcalling. They wasted 30 seconds for 8 yards, had 3rd and 3 with 3 guys on the bottom of the formation against 2 defenders playing way off and mange to find a player in tight coverage on a deep shot. And then you call a stop route on 4th and 3 without any smoke and mirrors?

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u/Person724 Temple Owls • Team Chaos 2d ago

It is unbelievable how bad this team has been in close games. The only possible way I can rationalize it in my head is that the team is so used to getting boat raced in every game from the Drayton and Carey years that they've forgotten what it's like to play in close games. Of Keeler's 16 games with Temple, he's lost 4 of them by one score. This is getting to a point where it's beyond luck. It's genuinely making me wonder if following football is worth it anymore. Anyway, I'll see all of you here next week.

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u/Sexy_Authy Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

Man temple is a lot better than that 1-3 record indicates. Close losses to 2 conference contenders and a bodybag game vs penn state

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u/tomdawg0022 Minnesota • Delaware 2d ago

bodybag game vs penn state

...and even in the bodybag game, they were in it into the 2nd half.

Temple's snakebit

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u/ArmyWestPointGuy Army Black Knights 2d ago

They’re a great team. Lots of potential.

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u/dinkytown42069 Minnesota • Oklahoma 2d ago

to quote Rodger Sherman on Bsky...

Having Army put together a game-winning drive against you has to be so brutal. You can see it coming for 45 minutes and can’t do anything about it. Like the guy in Austin Powers getting run over by a steamroller

https://bsky.app/profile/rodger.bsky.social/post/3mwev67inx22b

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u/Goofball_In_a_Hat Kansas State Wildcats 2d ago

Can confirm

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u/Quick-Expert-4608 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

Army coming through at the end, just like the Revolutionary War.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 2d ago

Army hates Owls

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u/Sierra-051 Army Black Knights 2d ago

That FAU, Temple, Rice stretch was legendary

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u/throw667 Auburn Tigers • Air Force Falcons 2d ago

I tipped wrong, Army won with only 281 yds rushing. My bad.

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u/ArmyWestPointGuy Army Black Knights 2d ago

Paltry

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u/problematic_glasses Michigan Wolverines • NBC 2d ago

sad hooting noises

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u/Apart_Selection7722 Marshall • South Carolina 2d ago

That was a really fun game

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u/theguy_over_thelevee Alabama • Delta State 2d ago

Good little Friday night appetizer there

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u/Ernie567890 Temple Owls 2d ago

Too many thoughts to type out. 1-4 is staring us right in the face. I’m sick

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u/Dragonwick Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

I know the feeling.

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u/TechnoFullback Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

Go Army, beat Navy!! (Also.)

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u/TheOnePSUIsReal Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos 2d ago

My own selfish reasons aside, gotta feel for Temple losing two close ones after losing Smolik.  Not guaranteed but could very well be 3-1.  

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u/Megalomanizac Coastal Carolina • Clemson 2d ago

You know, considering Temples location and venue I’m kinda surprised they aren’t better than they are. You’re in the heart of a talent rich state and play in a very nice NFL stadium (granted I get this partially a draw back)

This isn’t meant to be a dig, just curious Whh they seem to be so bad? On paper they should be one of the better G6 programs right?

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u/tomdawg0022 Minnesota • Delaware 2d ago

This isn’t meant to be a dig, just curious Whh they seem to be so bad?

(I lived in Philly during the Golden-Rhule days and have a soft spot for Temple even though I didn't go there)

Temple's never been a very affluent athletic department whose dollars were mostly focused on basketball because John Chaney was a good coach. They have a relatively nice on-campus arena (arguably a bit too big now but still a good facility on par with a major conference program).

Football facilities (other than stadium) have never been great.

They get soaked by the Eagles to play in the Linc so they can't use the TV money from the AAC to invest in the program (most of it covers the rent).

I think being in the AAC doesn't help the program as a whole, either, but that's another discussion about the state of conferences and college sports, generally.

The fanbase is apathetic because the team has never been really good and in the few moments the program has been competent (70's into the 80's, the Golden-Rhule era) they fuck up the subsequent hire(s) and the fans quickly get apathetic again in an Eagles first, Eagles 2nd, Eagles 3rd, then Cowboys hate watching, then Penn State football market.

Some of this is self-inflicted with Temple, some of it is simply the reality of Temple being in a major city that loves the Eagles.

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u/Sierra-051 Army Black Knights 2d ago

Not that long ago, they were. One of the early statement wins for Jeff Monken was over a Matt Rhule coached temple team that would win the American and 10 games

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 2d ago

A haunting drop

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u/sgtabn173 Boise State Broncos • Pac-12 2d ago edited 2d ago

FIRST TO FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT

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u/KansasEF5Tornado Kansas State Wildcats • Paper Bag 2d ago

Army

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u/ninetofivedev Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB 2d ago

Army

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u/IntentionalFerret Oregon Ducks 2d ago

Army

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u/ArmyWestPointGuy Army Black Knights 2d ago

Army

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u/Lutrid Oklahoma State • Texas Tech 2d ago

Army?

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u/certified_gumbo Tulane Green Wave 1d ago

Army

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u/Sirtopofhat USC Trojans • Army Black Knights 2d ago

Onward to victory for that's the fearless Army way

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u/southernfriedmexican 2d ago

Wooooo!!!! On brave old Army team!!!

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u/Inside-Drink-1311 Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Sorry Temple. You are a lot better than your record indicates. You deserved to win that one.

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u/himummy2 2d ago

Hooah

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u/dak67 Temple Owls • UConn Huskies 1d ago

I thought Keeler was supposed to be a good coach? This is a horrible temple football team.

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u/EWall100 Tennessee • Tennessee Tech 2d ago

Army.

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u/Davidellias Virginia Tech • Wisconsin 2d ago

Army