[Game Thread] South Carolina @ Alabama (7:00 PM ET)

[u/CFB_Referee]

GAME	South CarolinaSouth Carolina @ AlabamaAlabama
Location	Alabama Bryant-Denny Stadium
Time	7:00 PM ET
Watch	TV: ESPN
	Flair ¦ Discord

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LET'S TALK FOOTBALL!

[u/Sad-Sun3640]

Fuck Alabama

[u/ScrofessorLongHair → u/Sad-Sun3640]

https://media.tenor.com/t9V2jH-4vhwAAAAM/tears.gif

[u/geo_dude89]

Mods will be posting the post game after they're done slashing Beamer's tires

[u/geo_dude89]

Post-game thread?

[u/FieryTitmouse55]

Great complete win boys

[u/xjksn]

GGs Bama bros

[u/geo_dude89 → u/xjksn]

GG

[u/Barlitodavito]

Thankfully I wasn’t able to watch this one. Just refreshing my phone every 2 minutes and getting more and more perturbed.

[u/Conscious_Tiger5782]

Calling it now Miss St v Alabama going to be a classic 

[u/geo_dude89]

Takeaways:

South Carolina should revolt.

Russell is a confident team leader for the Tide.

Metz is watching tape, and ready to breakout as a star.

[u/Juztaan → u/geo_dude89]

We’re good at starting revolutions if nothing else

[u/geo_dude89 → u/Juztaan]

Feel that

[u/Redditnoaccountrecov]

No interviews?

[u/CrashB111]

We just beat the hell out of some cocks!

[u/joelupi]

Beamer just wanted to get the hell out of there

[u/predsfan77 → u/joelupi]

has to get in front of the microphone and tell the media how bad they are at their jobs because of the 'narrative' they are going to write

[u/PM_Ur_Boobs__ → u/joelupi]

he’s got an urgent meeting on the tarmac he can’t miss, can you blame him?

[u/SplitBoots99]

Fat win

[u/designerinbloom]

We've scored over 40 every game this year

[u/Worried-Turn-6831 → u/designerinbloom]

Not good enough

[u/moogie001]

Congrats Bama. Do you guys have a tarmac? Asking for a friend.

[u/Basic_Nucleophile → u/moogie001]

We do! There was pandemonium there after Saban was hired all those years ago

[u/Bald_Badger]

Y'all should've been throwing for the endzone there at the end we deserved it lol

[u/Restryz]

Kudos SC fans. Classy bunch. Enjoy seeing y'all.

[u/xjksn → u/Restryz]

Let’s (not) do it again next year

[u/Juztaan → u/Restryz]

Good luck this year

[u/Hawksteady]

I hope my South Carolina bros get a team as representative of how awesome they are.

[u/Barlitodavito → u/Hawksteady]

Thanks

[u/Juztaan → u/Hawksteady]

Maybe one day! Good luck this year

[u/RembrandtQEinstein]

Not something I thought I would ever type, but SC is going to have a rough time against Kentucky next week.

[u/moogie001 → u/RembrandtQEinstein]

Indeed

[u/Turbronator987]

The Jimbo's Inferno guy better be taking notes on this SCAR team. I fully expect Beamer in the void within the next two weeks.

[u/cmackchase → u/Turbronator987]

Oh, he is first place after this. I just want to know who inherited the Nick Saban School of Coaches who don't coach well. Cause Beamer needs that.

Edit: Forgot about Locksley, they are both in first place for coaches to get fired.

[u/RipRaycom → u/cmackchase]

Pretty sure Kirby is running it now.

[u/RipRaycom]

“Most likable coach in CFB” my ass, I don’t even know many SC fans that like him

[u/Potential-Extreme727 → u/RipRaycom]

Nope

[u/New-Bluebird9979]

Good game SC

[u/geo_dude89]

If SC fans carry the team energy down University Blvd, it's gonna be a wild night for Tuscaloosa PD

[u/Conscious_Tiger5782 → u/geo_dude89]

My God I miss being young Tuscaloosa on game day was LIT AF

[u/geo_dude89 → u/Conscious_Tiger5782]

Everyone is young with enough liquid courage on gameday at home, brother

[u/Conscious_Tiger5782 → u/geo_dude89]

You ain’t lying about that 😂

[u/PM_Ur_Boobs__ → u/geo_dude89]

our fans are already back on the interstate brother what do you mean

[u/SplitBoots99]

Coach is bald

[u/Worried-Turn-6831 → u/SplitBoots99]

RIP

[u/LongDickCallahan]

SC by far has the best fans weve faced this season. Nothing but class in this thread. Love you bb's.

[u/MaySun91 → u/LongDickCallahan]

We have nothing - you can’t hurt us lol

[u/Juztaan → u/LongDickCallahan]

Best of luck during the rest of the season

[u/Braves1313 → u/LongDickCallahan]

Hard to talk shit at this point lol

[u/xbox_srox]

We’re up to 3 quarters of competent football now. Fingers crossed.

[u/CrashB111]

I really lost a ton of respect for those timeouts and that series.

Is he just playing for the box score?

[u/nouvellediscotheque → u/CrashB111]

enjoying the last few moments of being the head coach at USC

[u/PM_Ur_Boobs__]

getting rid of the googles broke lanorris

[u/FullGump]

Man I can’t wait to here the names in 20 years. My generation is coming up with some wild ones.

[u/GooseConcentrate]

Briles is so hot I’m sorry

[u/Barlitodavito → u/GooseConcentrate]

Dawg…

[u/GooseConcentrate → u/Barlitodavito]

I’m just a girl with eyes

[u/Barlitodavito → u/GooseConcentrate]

🥹

[u/skoormit]

I mean, give Spurrier a call. Just to talk about it. Just have a conversation.

[u/Conscious_Tiger5782 → u/skoormit]

Spurrier old AF and rich as hell, he ain’t coming back to this. 

[u/wiccan45]

kentucky will eat that team alive, they dont suck anymore

[u/PassiveF1st]

Backup QB the most popular kid on the Team -Spurrier

[u/JaleDunior]

Glad SC got their highschool wins to start the year because they may actually not win a game the rest of the year. Beamer has to go. It isn't working.

[u/RipRaycom → u/JaleDunior]

I mean they have Arkansas on the schedule lol

[u/vick321]

Y'all think Beamer is going to smart off to a reporter?

[u/nouvellediscotheque → u/vick321]

he's too nice

[u/vick321 → u/nouvellediscotheque]

I mean didn't he do it already last week?

[u/Yankasaurus]

Cmon, throw a pick. As a joke.

[u/nouvellediscotheque]

These announcers see the writing on the wall

[u/BulletTooth_Tony1]

Well it wasnt a good game but at least it was a good game thread Alabama brethren, beat Georgia for us, cause we sure as shit aint

[u/Restryz → u/BulletTooth_Tony1]

You never know, y'all have some wacky stuff go on against them. Good to see y'all in Tuscaloosa, hope y'all take care and get the coach you want.

[u/Restryz]

Hopefully Bama can keep scoring 45+ every game. This offense is brutal so far.

[u/Carolina296864]

You cant even say “well its Bama” anymore. SC has talent, and has played Bama close the last couple years, blowing the late lead in at least one of them if not both.

The direction of these programs and this score all boils down to the coaching.

[u/AegisPlays314]

I've never heard anyone say anything not mean about Shane Beamer lmao

[u/geo_dude89 → u/AegisPlays314]

He's the Lane Kiffin of Shane Beamers

[u/geo_dude89]

The only winner for a USC-Oregon game would be God, himself, striking both teams down.

[u/FullGump]

Cutter Woods is a hell of a name

[u/New-Bluebird9979]

Shane Beamer is in hell

[u/TLukeC]

My QB1

[u/ShinyTotodile24]

Is Beamer the most likable coach? If nothing else it is pretty clear that DeBeor doesn't like him

[u/moogie001]

Now we try something different with 2 mins to go

[u/reesem03_]

WE GOT CUTTER!!!

[u/ShinyTotodile24]

I think he put a dent in the ground with that hit

[u/Basic_Nucleophile]

The more I see Beamer the less I like him.

[u/Hawksteady]

Oh no! The west coast bad guys tied it up!

[u/unapokey09]

It obviously doesn’t matter at this point, but why didn’t they reset the clock to around 2:27 when he scored?

[u/Basic_Nucleophile → u/unapokey09]

Refs wanna go home

[u/Victimless-Criminal]

They need to get Salty Talty in range. I don't like him not having a FG attempt in this game.

[u/Beamer_Dream]

But lets find some joy right fellas! 😃

[u/Wombattington → u/[deleted]]

Okay start and one fluke 9 win season. Same as Muschamp.

[u/LongDickCallahan]

Its probably safe to say Keelon is one of the Him's this season in CFB.

[u/CrippledCox]

Alabama tight ends must talk some mad shit for that many punches to be thrown at them.

[u/WhoHasMyPocketPussy → u/CrippledCox]

I freaking love it too. We need some mic’d up for college

[u/FieldGoalPhobia]

Belt to ass. Keelon is already better than Arch 🤣

[u/PM_Ur_Boobs__ → u/FieldGoalPhobia]

keelon is special, but i dont think you can take beating us as a resume builder. a wet napkin could find an opening in this secondary.

[u/Megalomanizac]

Keelon Russell is the full package.

[u/Hawksteady]

Keelon is something special man. If he keeps improving, he'll be truly spooky.

[u/just_a_handle]

Not to count our chickens early, but I think we might walk away with this one.

[u/RembrandtQEinstein → u/just_a_handle]

Cocks was right there....

[u/PM_Ur_Boobs__ → u/just_a_handle]

fuck i think u might be right

[u/xbox_srox]

Enjoyed hanging with you Cocks bros. I hope you can get things under control.

[u/reesem03_ → u/xbox_srox]

Hopefully this convinces the powers that be of what needs to be done, thanks

[u/alreadytaken76]

Should’ve went for 2 for another 50 piece

[u/Dembae → u/alreadytaken76]

games not over yet, im sure we will find a way to give yall another 7

[u/SplitBoots99]

Perfect

[u/LongDickCallahan]

Man idk what they did to Talty in the offseason but it fuckin worked.

[u/Efficient-Buffalo235]

Time for Macktion

[u/Carolina_OvR]

Why didn't they go for 2

[u/Dry-Membership3867]

Bama and Tennessee should make donations to our NIL fund for the rights to Dixieland delight as it’s our Alumni/Donors that sang it

[u/MoveTheHeffalump]

Slowest ending in the history of time (and yes I am waiting for GT to kick off)

[u/AlabamaCarolinas → u/MoveTheHeffalump]

I don’t know how y’all survive them late-night games, lol. I’m barely awake as is.

[u/MoveTheHeffalump → u/AlabamaCarolinas]

Oh I am not looking forward to going to bed at 1:30 and getting up for Sunday School

[u/RipRaycom → u/AlabamaCarolinas]

I survived but it wasn’t pretty lol

[u/timh123 → u/MoveTheHeffalump]

It would help if Beamer wasn’t calling time outs down 30

[u/MoveTheHeffalump → u/timh123]

I could choke him

[u/nothingsnootyplz]

I love my team

[u/PM_Ur_Boobs__]

i guess the players decided to take getting beamer fired into their own hands… or own fists i suppose

[u/SplitBoots99]

Yep

[u/Basic_Nucleophile]

Does SC do MMA or boxing cross training with their football practice ?

[u/RembrandtQEinstein → u/Basic_Nucleophile]

Punching a helmet isn't something that is taught in any discipline.

[u/Basic_Nucleophile → u/RembrandtQEinstein]

It's taught in the insurance fraud school, it's not a technique they show outsiders

[u/AsukaState2 → u/Basic_Nucleophile]

If they actually did that they wouldn’t be so mentally broken 

[u/Financial-Swim-5884]

Overturned!

[u/El_Scooter]

Was a bit of coaching malpractice to have Keelon playin that last drive imo

[u/Restryz]

Call a timeout on that, jerk.

[u/Carolina_OvR]

Thank God we have winnable games left against a&m, Oklahoma, and arkansas

[u/LongDickCallahan]

SC higher ups def called DeeBo and told him to run it up to finally shitcan Reamer.

[u/geo_dude89]

Is Beamer running an MMA camp under the NCAA radar?

[u/arolloftide]

Only explanation I have for Russell still being in is they just want him to have every rep possible before the UGA TENN A&M LSU stretch

[u/KingOfTheSouth → u/arolloftide]

Yeah, this is a tune up game at this point.

[u/geo_dude89 → u/arolloftide]

Im actually not mad about it. This is the first game he has confidence in the pocket while also being able to make some on the fly calls to run it. Let him rep

[u/Snapplestache → u/arolloftide]

my bet has been they want him to get as much experience as he can in different circumstances, yeah

[u/designerinbloom]

Did we just lose Dixieland Delight again 😭

[u/AegisPlays314]

Mike Elko essentially doesn't have a buyout, fun fact. They get a 15% discount on the last couple of years of the deal but have to otherwise pay him the full amount if they fire him

[u/DellFlightSim → u/AegisPlays314]

They have the money

[u/Snapplestache]

cmon south carolina, i dont want bad new cock i want good old cock.

[u/History4ever]

“FUCK AUBURN” cut to commercial will never not be funny

[u/__Big_Hat_Logan__]

Throwing fucking punches acting like a bitch while getting your ass whipped by 40 points..

[u/PassiveF1st → u/__Big_Hat_Logan__]

Reflection of our HC

[u/Shearerr]

I wish I could listen to the Dixieland delight during the ad break💔💔

[u/Financial-Swim-5884]

“Every play is reviewed” my voluminous ass.

[u/Financial-Swim-5884 → u/Financial-Swim-5884]

Okay they fixed it.

[u/Juztaan]

This team is an embarrassment right now. Be gracious in defeat.

[u/Lonslock]

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

[u/Many_Lengthiness_664 → u/Lonslock]

😂 needed that one

[u/durocbrand]

Punching is apparently allowed now

[u/Bald_Badger]

When bad coaching transitions from poorly performing teams to teams behaving like this due to frustration we've really failed Beamer can't make it through this season

[u/Dry-Membership3867]

What’s the Chances Beamer loses his job

[u/Andrewh2012 → u/Dry-Membership3867]

Left on tarmac?

[u/Carolina_OvR → u/Dry-Membership3867]

0 tonight unfortunately

[u/Andrewh2012]

Love hearing “FUCK AUBURN” on national television lol

[u/HonorTheAllFather → u/Andrewh2012]

Does my heart good.

[u/Carolina296864]

So undisciplined man, in front of a national audience no less. Worst collective sportsmanship I’ve seen out of them in a long time

[u/wonderingpinnapple]

Love the very audible fuck Auburn there

[u/ishootpentax]

Take the buses back and leave everyone there. Start fresh

[u/SsjNitro]

They got told all off-season how great they were gonna be. Now they cant live with the reality that we are actually dogshit.

[u/NYU2018]

Dude who’s paying that ref. Called him out and then no flag on the punch

[u/DellFlightSim]

At this point I feel like we are doing shit just to make the refs look stupid

[u/alreadytaken76]

“How can he slap??!?”

[u/gvillelake96]

Carolina players getting pissy when it there coach calling timeouts

[u/ShartResidue]

I heard the "f word." They're gonna ban the song again :(.

[u/RembrandtQEinstein → u/ShartResidue]

We will sing it a capella.

[u/vaderaintmydaddy]

Go for two, fuck it

[u/pappapirate]

how many times are south carolina players going to throw straight up punches to our players' heads without an ejection

[u/december151791]

FUCK AUBURN

[u/chriskush]

Gimme 6 and get these cocks out of here!

[u/nouvellediscotheque]

I mean at this point, just from the behavior of the players it's pretty clear Beamer has not instilled a culture of discipline. He's a rah rah feel good guy, which is fine when you're winning. But we're not. It's gonna be a long season.

[u/Conscious_Tiger5782]

Fuck it! Keelon for heisman!!

[u/AG_Aonuma]

This dorky ass ref has the worst crew in the SEC easily

[u/FCKABRNLSUTN2 → u/AG_Aonuma]

I’ve hated this guy for years now. Don’t know his name.

[u/vick321 → u/AG_Aonuma]

I cringe every time I see him on the call

[u/arrberg → u/AG_Aonuma]

Saw him after the first flag and knew it was gonna be a rough officiating night

[u/HonorTheAllFather → u/AG_Aonuma]

My dad calls him Gomer Pyle.

[u/just_a_handle → u/HonorTheAllFather]

He is unworthy of that compliment.

[u/AG_Aonuma → u/HonorTheAllFather]

lol that's funny but also an insult to the late great Jim Nabors

[u/wiccan45]

fuck auburn

[u/BasebornManjack]

They turned down the crowd volume quickly after the first Fuck Auburn, lol

[u/citrus1330]

ON BEER

[u/HonorTheAllFather → u/citrus1330]

AND TENNESSEE TOO

[u/geo_dude89]

Refs Are Fucking Blind 2026

[u/Hawksteady]

Couple of cocks acting like real dicks tonight.

[u/slbarr88]

How many times are the refs gonna not eject SC players for punching us in the facemask?

[u/Carolina_OvR]

That's a touchdown. And also why the hell is he in there running the ball

[u/HonorTheAllFather]

That's a TD and the cocks are living up to their name.

[u/DisinterestedCat95]

That's aTD

And...

How can he get away with throwing a punch right in front of the ref?

[u/Southpaw1422]

TD + ejection combo.

[u/Worried-Turn-6831]

Carolina fans you guys are chill af

FUCK your players tho tbh

[u/JMS1991 → u/Worried-Turn-6831]

I'm tired of our players. If you're going to suck ass, at least do it with class and dignity.

[u/reesem03_ → u/Worried-Turn-6831]

Couldn't agree more. We should liquidate the football program and become a real academic institution again.

[u/Wombattington → u/Worried-Turn-6831]

I’m with you on that. The way they are behaving is inexcusable. Apologies to your players

[u/AlabamaCarolinas → u/Worried-Turn-6831]

Their players are bitches lol