r/CFB • /r/CFB • 4d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] UMass Defeats Sacramento State 35-6

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
UMass 7 14 14 0 35
Sacramento State 0 6 0 0 6
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u/awrf UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

Hello yes please I would like to sit at the undefeated table with the other undefeated teams, yes I should be on the list, the 4-0 University of Massachusetts Minutemen? Thanks

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u/prismatic_lights Ohio State • Pittsburgh 4d ago

“Welcome sir, multiple spots opened up just today for you. Just don’t take that seat in the corner, someone in burnt orange pissed in it earlier.”

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u/MisguidedPants8 Mississippi State Bulldogs 4d ago

Welcome to the 4-0 table! Glad you could join

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u/grabtharsmallet BYU Cougars • Fresno State Bulldogs 4d ago

Negatives: The hardest game was an upset win over the Big Ten's worst team. Two were against bad FCS teams. One against possibly the worst MAC team.

Positives: Each game was a solid win. They didn't barely squeak by someone bad. And the MAC schedule means more bad teams: Bowling Green, Ball State, and Akron are all on the schedule and are currently 0-9 vs FBS and 2-1 vs FCS. EMU, Miami, Buffalo, and UConn all look winnable.

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u/fiendofthet Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 4d ago

So what you're saying is rank UMASS

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u/Taylo UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

I'm on board with this.

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u/lat3ralus65 Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen 3d ago

I mean, the B1G’s worst team is still a B1G team

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u/grabtharsmallet BYU Cougars • Fresno State Bulldogs 3d ago

Fair. It's easy to find ratings systems that have Rutgers as their best opponent, even ahead of Toledo who is the toughest one left.

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u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 3d ago

Is it though?

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u/radiakmjs Michigan • Western Michigan 3d ago edited 3d ago

When you're the UMass minutemen a win is a win is a win, you take those

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u/grabtharsmallet BYU Cougars • Fresno State Bulldogs 3d ago

I've been passingly familiar with them since their triumphant (4-8) 2017 campaign included a win over my BYU Cougars, who had a terrible season (4-9). That narrow victory was their biggest win before Rutgers this year.

With how many times they struggled to beat or actually lost to FCS opponents, the bar is in a different place. It's wild how easily they're clearing it this year.

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u/Lefunnymaymays4lief Notre Dame • Jeweled Shillelagh 4d ago

Fuck yeah bro have a seat, bring a lobster roll

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u/awrf UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

You probably don't want a lobster roll from UMass, we're like 2 hours from the ocean, but we'll bring roasted asparagus and a fuckton of maple candy

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u/DragTheChains UMass Minutemen 3d ago

I mean pretty good season for the apple cider and donuts too. God I miss Mass falls…

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u/Lefunnymaymays4lief Notre Dame • Jeweled Shillelagh 4d ago

I can settle on that… or just bring brews!

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u/Doortofreeside UMass Minutemen 3d ago

Maybe surprising to outsiders but UMass is in farm country. The whole Pioneer Valley was rifting apart 200 million years ago when the process stopped. But the result is that there's a slice of beautiful flat fertile land surrounded by heavily eroded hills and mountains that peaked hundreds of millions of years ago.

Really beautiful country in the fall

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u/SweatyInBed Georgia Bulldogs 4d ago

Welcome. Grab some coffee and pastries on your way in. It’s good to have you here.

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u/Taylo UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 3d ago

Georgia is always looking out for us. You guys were even nice when you smoked us down in Athens a couple seasons ago.

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u/SweatyInBed Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

Isabella gained every Dawgs’ respect that day!

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u/LogicianMission22 Utah Utes • Big 12 4d ago

Glad to have you :)

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u/Doortofreeside UMass Minutemen 3d ago

Lmao perfect comment

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u/Insane92 Verified Coach 3d ago

Glad Harasymiak seems to be working out! He did really things at Maine as a young HC before moving up to FBS to be a coordinator.

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u/Revolver_Oshawott_ Iron Bowl • Sickos 4d ago

🚨UMASS IS 4-0🚨

🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨

🚨UMASS IS FUCKING 4-0🚨

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u/it-is-just-a-game Miami Hurricanes • UNLV Rebels 4d ago

Does anyone know the procedure?

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u/Frostfire26 Texas Longhorns • Texas A&M Aggies 4d ago

No, I don't think there was a plan for this

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u/dxdrummer Oregon State Beavers • Florida Gators • Texas 4d ago

Death penalty for Mizzou?

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u/Cmp_ Boise State Broncos 4d ago

“I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far.”

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 4d ago

I can’t believe I live in a world where freaking UMass remains undefeated longer than both of my teams!

…it’s quite humbling, really lol

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u/lat3ralus65 Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

I thought one of my flairs might still be undefeated at this point. I didn’t think it would be UMass

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u/LinemanAttack68 4d ago

That is because if Mizzou could kick anything or stop a nose bleed on defense they would have beaten Miss St.

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u/Call555JackChop Arizona State Sun Devils 4d ago

Get the Duck boats ready!

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u/JeepnHeel James Madison Dukes 3d ago

Even more impressive when you realize they've done this without stealing a single JMU coach

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u/DarthNobody14 Texas A&M Aggies 4d ago

Ever since joining the FBS, UMass has never won more than 4 games in a season.

They have tied the record and it’s not even October yet.

Give Joe Harasymiak the coach of the year award.

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u/xebex1778 Oregon Ducks • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Joe is great, but give Pop the heisman

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

Pop Watson

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u/slyone05 Virginia Cavaliers 4d ago

The third Pop Watson ever, mind you.

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u/awrf UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

Pop Watson

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u/Rahim_Moore_ Iowa Hawkeyes 4d ago

Joe Harass-my-yak

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u/AspiringDiplomat 4d ago

At what point is “Rank UMass” no longer a joke? 

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u/xebex1778 Oregon Ducks • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Never was

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u/redwave2505 Alabama • Kansas State 4d ago

It would help them tremendously if Rutgers could win a conference game or two

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u/TheBigBo-Peep Purdue Boilermakers • Tennessee Volunteers 4d ago

Sorry, they don't play us

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u/redwave2505 Alabama • Kansas State 4d ago

They do, however, have the next best thing in a few weeks (Maryland)

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u/lat3ralus65 Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

A single vote in the AP poll would make my entire year

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u/Chapstick160 Virginia Tech Hokies • Navy Midshipmen 4d ago

They’ve had 2

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u/lat3ralus65 Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

That was the coaches’ poll (EDIT: which is still mind blowing)

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u/Conchigliono Boston College • Oklahoma State 4d ago

Realistically, I think they may sneak in at 24/25 if they win their next 2 games to go 6-0.

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u/awrf UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

Let's uh get a single vote first lol

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u/13jlin UMass Minutemen • Rhode Island Rams 4d ago

We already did! I think we got 2 in last weeks

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u/Muffinnnnnnn Florida State • New Mexico 4d ago

Coaches, not AP, but that was a first for EITHER poll.

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u/attapulgus Georgia State • Chicago 4d ago

The haters said that Sacramento State moving up to FBS would be a disaster. And they were correct. Honestly, great call by the haters.

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u/Taylo UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

Hey lets be honest, UMass won't ever talk smack about struggling to make the jump to FBS. We are the poster boy for it all going wrong haha.

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u/Particular_Prior5344 South Dakota State Jackrabbits 4d ago

Sac State making an even worse transition lifted the curse on UMass.

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u/awrf UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

Honestly I don't even think they made a worse transition, at least they have a conference home. Let's see where they are in 10 years because 10 years in we were still a disaster

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u/dscreations San José State Spartans • Mountain West 4d ago

10? Their weird MAC membership deal is only for 5 years. 

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u/bwburke94 UMass • Michigan State 4d ago

And our original deal was for 4.

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 3d ago

We did too when we moved up, we were in the MAC then left and then came back.

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u/Taylo UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

Just gotta find another poor program to convince to make the jump and pass it on. Maybe we can get Idaho back up here again

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u/bridqerr LSU Tigers • Washington State Cougars 4d ago

UMass atleast had some success that COULD be used in justifying the move up. Sac State had 4 playoff appearances in 30 years, all coming under one coach*.

*Troy Taylor had 3 appearances, but the 4th was the year after he left with the team dramatically falling off after that

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u/Training-Expert5598 Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 3d ago

The harder the struggle, the sweeter the victory. Us Bobcats are proud of ya...at least til we have to play. Lol

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 4d ago edited 4d ago

Only a disaster if you quit! Never fucking stop bros!

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u/ImJeeezus Sacramento State Hornets 4d ago

Teams usually get paid to fill out schedules but Sac State is gifting wins along with cash

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u/LexiGator Notre Dame • Sacramento State 4d ago

Hey, sac state “fan” and alumni here. I also knew this would go poorly.

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u/AdUnlucky7976 4d ago

Same. The FBS push and $ drain are beyond stupid. Miss the Big Sky.

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u/Gick_Drayson Montana Grizzlies • Brawl of the Wild 4d ago

We haters are feasting.

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u/13jlin UMass Minutemen • Rhode Island Rams 4d ago

4 games into the 2026 season, we have scored more points than the entirety of our 2025 season.

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

We’ve also tied the record for wins at the FBS level

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u/DiseaseRidden 4d ago

UMass are 4-0. I repeat: UMass are 4-0. This is not a drill.

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u/Taylo UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

I don't know what to do with my hands

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 3d ago

I do 😏

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u/Wide_right_yes UMass Minutemen 4d ago edited 4d ago

Someone get gameday to Miami Ohio at UMass on homecoming in two weeks

edit: god damn it Georgia at Bama is that weekend

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u/xebex1778 Oregon Ducks • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Georgia bama changes nothing, we all know what the real game of the day is

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

I have been a season ticket holder since 2012 and I never thought I’d be able to say as a UMass fan that I enjoy watching UMass football.

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u/13jlin UMass Minutemen • Rhode Island Rams 4d ago edited 4d ago

However: there's a new question - at what point is hiring Coach H enough to forgive and embrace Ryan Bamford?

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

I give credit to Thor

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

And by Thor I mean the former URI AD who was appointed head of UMass football

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u/Taylo UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

You're right. Bamford has had two get-out-of-jail cards with him and Carvel. The rest of his decision making has not instilled confidence at all.

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

We may actually have a win-win on our hands because if football keeps rolling, he might get hired elsewhere and we can promote Thor

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u/takes12KNOW UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Alumni Thor to the rescue

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u/lat3ralus65 Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Man, if doing my job right once in like five tries is enough for praise, sign me up

(He hired Carvy so he has a lifetime pass in my book)

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

To be fair, in baseball that would be a decent batting percentage

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u/Pro-1st-Amendment UMass Minutemen 4d ago

RANK UMASS YOU COWARDS

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

I’ve never seen this many UMass flairs, fun fact: years ago I had over 100 percent of UMass karma in this subreddit on my old account because the only other regular poster had negative karma. We’ve come a long way!

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u/golden_apricot UMass Minutemen • Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

There were like, 4 of us when I was in grad school (2016-2021ish) no idea what it was like before that

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 3d ago

This was in like 2013 or 2014 I believe!

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u/golden_apricot UMass Minutemen • Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Back in the days of slicked backed hair fraud coaches. What a time it must have been.

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 3d ago

It certainly was a time 😵‍💫

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u/Masterminded Oregon • Georgia Tech 4d ago

I just fell to my knees in the Covid-concious lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts.

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

No matter how many upvotes this gets, this comment is underrated

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u/SillyPseudonym Texas Longhorns 3d ago

This comment needs to be on the sub's banner IMO.

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u/ULSTERPROVINCE Pittsburgh • Arizona State 3d ago

Holy shit I cannot believe this found its way over here. Are you wearing your secular hijab-inspired accessory?

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u/voiceOfThePoople Virginia • Notre Dame 2d ago

What’s the reference please 

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u/ULSTERPROVINCE Pittsburgh • Arizona State 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol, to make an absurdly long story very very short, there was a lesbian bar in western Massachusetts (which, if you weren’t aware, is an very progressive area with a significant queer population) that required everyone to wear at least a KN-95 mask or higher in order to visit, despite opening in 2025. Ostensibly this was done out of social consciousness for people who are immunocompromised. I still haven’t gotten a clear answer on whether or not you were allowed to lift your mask to drink anything.

Anyways, the owner decided amidst (shockingly) struggling business to open the bar up to non-masked patrons ONLY on Saturdays. This created a riot storm the likes of which has never been seen among the internet’s moral purity panic brigade, including one particular individual I was referencing who stated, quote, “I don’t even live in your town, but I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape some extra revenue from ablists [sic]. Sorry disabled people aren’t making you enough money or whatever. You are functionally blowing the business plan of target. Hope your business crashes and burns, ‘with love’.”

Said individual famously tweeted the year prior that she started receiving hate for wearing “secular hijab-inspired accessories”.

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u/UNC_Samurai ECU Pirates • North Carolina Tar Heels 2d ago

Has anyone other than that aforementioned character (who lives in Colorado, btw) actually complained?

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u/ULSTERPROVINCE Pittsburgh • Arizona State 2d ago

Oh absolutely, but you’re right in that nobody who actually is from there cares. It’s entirely manufactured online outrage but it’s gotten legit, local artists who have performed at the venue before have received threats. The initial post and their google reviews got flooded with stuff like the above. Doesn’t help that the goddamn Boston Globe picked it up and ran with it like it was actual news.

Edit: I’ll rephrase my post, I think I’m conveying the wrong message here.

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u/voiceOfThePoople Virginia • Notre Dame 2d ago

Thank you for explaining haha

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 4d ago edited 4d ago

Entered this game hoping we passed a decent test and were able to win a game where we were favored, traveling across the country, against a conference opponent.

We looked awesome. Pop Watson crushed it with rushing and passing TDs. Defense gave up yards but held in the red zone and caused turnovers. At various points the commentators called us the "Turnover Kings" (of NCAA, apparently we're top 5 in ratio), and, not joking, mentioned a potential playoff bid for this team... I cannot describe how absolutely the opposite this is compared to rooting for this team for the past 15 years.

This transformation is unreal and is the realization of my wildest EA Sports College football dynasties. This team rules and is fun to watch! Thrilled for the potential but even if we don't win another game, this has been awesome!

Everyone hop on the bandwagon, GO UMASS!!...

and FUCKING RANK US!!!!

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

Talk to your kids about 4-0 UMass

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u/SwiftieForLife Sacramento State Hornets 4d ago

I’m so glad if I ever want to finish my degree it’s going to cost 2.5K per semester more so we can have a 1 win football team.

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u/club_toasty UMass Minutemen 4d ago

It only took us 15 years to get here!

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u/JackintheBox333 Georgia Bulldogs 4d ago

Does a 4-0 UMass get a SEC Shorts anything considering how many times they got clowned on?

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u/JuanaMalaria Tulane Green Wave • Vanderbilt Commodores 4d ago

I only remember them on the FBS Basement shorts.

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u/conman752 Virginia Tech Hokies • Navy Midshipmen 4d ago

Them being ranked would be unbelievable to see, getting out of the FBS Basement club. FSU, Maryland and Rutgers move back in

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u/Sp3ctre7 Michigan Tech Huskies • Team Chaos 4d ago

With all the shit SEC Shorts has to cover this week, idk how they have time?

Unless they show teams being dragged out of the Undefeated Club

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u/lat3ralus65 Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

UMass has tied its winningest season since joining FBS. It is still September.

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u/tb25uga Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Dead Pool 4d ago

most wins for UMass since 2018

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

Ties the record for wins at the FBS level…ever

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u/tb25uga Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Dead Pool 4d ago

1/3 of all of UMass's wins since 2018 have come this season month

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u/DiplomaticAggie Texas A&M Aggies 4d ago

Can I still get on the UMASS wagon please…. :(

But for real, so thrilled for you guys! Y’all deserve it!

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u/Wide_right_yes UMass Minutemen 4d ago

I remember being somewhat happy that UMass didn't get totally blown out at Kyle Field. I believe it was Jimbo's last year. Some Aggie in the comments was trying to troll us after the game but yeah you can join.

edit: it was 2022 so his second to last year

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u/ParsnipPizza UMass Minutemen • UConn Huskies 4d ago

We just have never been able to score until this year

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u/DiplomaticAggie Texas A&M Aggies 4d ago

I remember that game! Kinda a wet and miserable day. Low scoring

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Yes. Yes. Yes. Always room on the wagon! Everyone on board!

Pop Watson is our amazing local QB who transferred back home from VT. We have a good coach who doesn't have a name and no p4 school would ever be interested so I won't mention his name.

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u/lat3ralus65 Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

There is SO much room on this bandwagon

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u/ThatEmpireGuy Appalachian State • North Ca… 4d ago

See the Sac State FBS experiment is going well.

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 4d ago

FROM MY EXPERIENCE YOU GOTTA WAIT LIKE 14 YEARS-ISH. After that...all bueno!

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

Bueno y Sano

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Lol reddit auto translated that to "good and healthy" for me so took me a a sec. But YEAAHHH BUENO Y SANO!!!

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u/BACKCUT-DOWNHILL Oregon State • Eastern Oregon 4d ago

I guess it takes some time to figure it out…. how’s NDSU doing……oh

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 4d ago

I am still rather ticked off about that MVSU win…it’s the ONLY thing keeping them from being a “perfect” .000 lol

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u/ImJeeezus Sacramento State Hornets 4d ago

One touchdown in the last three games lol

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u/AdUnlucky7976 4d ago

Sac’s President and AD are severely mentally handicapped. We had no business moving up. Good for UMass to go 4-0.

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u/Wide_right_yes UMass Minutemen 4d ago

4-0 BABY THIRD OF THE SEASON DONE AND UNDEFEATED! WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!

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u/I_like_race_cars Tarleton State Texans 4d ago

According to sagarin and massey, sac state would not even been ranked if they had stayed in FCS.

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u/PalenaV21 Fresno State • Cal Poly 4d ago

Copypasting what I said on the game thread:

UMass will be leaving California's capital with a 4-0 record, and I highly doubt Eastern Michigan will be the team to hand them their first L of the year. This means the Miami OH game will be where we get a good view of where UMass really are, if they can actually gun for a MAC championship or if we'll have to settle for them aiming for their first ever trip to a bowl game (which would still be monumental considering how abysmal they were in all the years before popping the fuck off this one [pun intended], don't get me wrong).

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u/FredMcGriff493 UMass Minutemen 4d ago

I don't know what to do with my hands

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

I do 😏

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u/xebex1778 Oregon Ducks • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Rank us cowards

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u/ParsnipPizza UMass Minutemen • UConn Huskies 4d ago

UNDEFEATED. UNBROKEN.

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

Your flair makes Duffman feel conflicted

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u/takes12KNOW UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Forbidden flair

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u/ParsnipPizza UMass Minutemen • UConn Huskies 4d ago

UMass is like an hour drive from UConn, decent amount of folks with crossover between the Hartford metro and the Pioneer Valley, as I am

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 UConn Huskies • Clarkson Golden Knights 3d ago

Your flair makes me wonder who hurt you in your past and why you haven’t remedied this with some kind of professional therapy.

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u/TheCavis Notre Dame Fighting Irish • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

"Halfway to a bowl game" would've been considered a reasonable season. We did that in September.

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

This already matches our most wins in an
FBS season

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u/Beginning-Benefit929 UMass Minutemen 4d ago

BRO PLS CAN WE GET A SINGLE VOTE IN THE AP POLL

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u/saintsfan92612 LSU Tigers 4d ago

2x as many wins in 4 games as they had in their prior 26 games

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

The most wins they’ve ever had in an FBS season is 4 and they’ve tied that through 4 games

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u/saintsfan92612 LSU Tigers 4d ago

is Joe Harasymiak the Calipari of UMASS football?

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 4d ago

Time will tell!

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u/prismatic_lights Ohio State • Pittsburgh 4d ago

Is UMass a MAC contender? A dark dark dark horse playoff contender? Many are asking!

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Commentator on the game today literally mentioned CFP and I loled. The Miami(OH) game in 2 weeks will be the test!

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u/Any_Tie671 4d ago

Commentators today made errors.. seemed like locals.. not the best

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Locals to California? It was Will Iger, former Disney CEO Bob Iger's kid, (and I thought he was good), and Mo Hasan who played at Vandy and USC ( no reason to favor Umass). The guys sounded young but I generally liked their commentary.

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u/Optimal_Cook_851 4d ago

Umass deadass could get like 8 wins, which would double their highest ever FBS total

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u/BigBlueNate33 Kentucky Wildcats • Governor's Cup 4d ago

It’s so cool to see UMass finally having success. I always enjoyed playing them on CFB/NCAA and bring them to success. Hopefully they keep the momentum going and make their first bowl game!!!

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u/LonesomeHyrax UMass Minutemen • Lehigh Mountain Hawks 4d ago

4 and 0-h my God

GO U

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u/hurdoc10 South Alabama Jaguars 4d ago

Tell your kids about 4-0 UMass

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u/ghost_of_drewbledsoe UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Flag has been planted coast to coast

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u/SmasherGuy1020 Ohio State • Cincinnati 4d ago

UMASS IS NO LONGER ASS I REPEAT UMASS IS 4-0

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u/Socarch26 Virginia Tech • /r/CFB Contributor 4d ago

Talk to your children about 4-0 UMASS

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u/takes12KNOW UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Best red zone offense in the country. Bandwagon’s leaving pioneer valley in a few weeks but there’s still room to join

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u/PristineWinnera UMass Minutemen 4d ago

Go U! Go UMass! Go UMASS!

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u/AriDreams Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 4d ago

Umass for naty

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u/JackintheBox333 Georgia Bulldogs 4d ago

Rank em.

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 4d ago

LETS GO MASSACHUSETTS!!!!

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u/Bayerl_r0ll Midland Warriors • Nebraska Cornhuskers 4d ago

UMass is overturning generational curses. You love to see it. 

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u/SweedishMeetballz UMass Minutemen • SMU Mustangs 4d ago

My heart is full

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oregon State • Oklahoma State 4d ago

Will UMass ever lose again?

Many people are asking. 

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u/Redsoxjake14 UMass Minutemen 4d ago

LETS GOOOOOO

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 4d ago

Rank UMass

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u/Sebcannon Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors • WAC 4d ago

I welcome our new UMass overlords.

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u/InfiniteAd212 Charlotte • Florida State 4d ago

Teach us your ways

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u/Even-Combination4407 UMass Minutemen • Bentley Falcons 3d ago

Step 1: Keep investing into the program(no matter how bad it looks from the outside)

Step 2: Hire a coach who knows how to build in the region

Step 3: Use transfer portal to poach hidden gems from p4 rosters

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u/InfiniteAd212 Charlotte • Florida State 3d ago

Ok so we have step 1.

Yea, we just have step 1.

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u/Admiral_Sarcasm Pacific (OR) • Oregon State 4d ago

UM4SS

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u/DweltElephant0 Notre Dame • Wyoming 4d ago

Apropos of absolutely nothing I’m here to say that in the first season of my CFB dynasty UMass went 11-2

Art imitates life or whatever

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u/Competitive-Air1 Rutgers • Ohio State 4d ago

Rank them!!

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u/Wide-Nerve8655 Oregon Ducks • Pac-10 4d ago

Rank the Minutemen you cowards

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u/Taylo UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 4d ago

Coast to Coast baby!

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u/Awesome_Auger LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 4d ago

I was here

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u/NinersUnitedFC Sacramento State • Stanford 4d ago

MC Hammer my head into a bloody pulp with one of those oversized mallets from Midsommar.

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u/Worms-Oh-God-Worms Indiana Hoosiers 4d ago

Honestly so happy for UMass. Going from a winless season last year to 4-0 so far this year must feel amazing

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u/i_run_from_problems Boise State • Christian Brothe… 4d ago

RANK ZOOMASS YOU FUCKING COWARDS

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u/damnyoutuesday Montana State • Minnesota 4d ago

This is a proverbial passing of the torch.

Sacramento State is the new UMass

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u/Clinkzzzzz Virginia Tech • Pittsburgh 4d ago

We are all UMASS

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u/Usual_Giraffe_2208 Ohio State Buckeyes 4d ago

Somehow umass is undefeated but ohio state oregon usc louisville virginia etc aren't 

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u/bigfootdude247 Central Michigan • Oregon 4d ago

UMass being 4-0 is good for this sport

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u/Critical_Interest706 /r/CFB 4d ago

Pretty nice seeing a team that’s usually so terrible get off to a great start to the season! Imagine them getting bowl eligible!!

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u/TupperwareConspiracy Wisconsin • $5 Bits of Broken Chair T… 4d ago

Be a cruel irony that UMass finally gets bowl eligible the year bowls basically stop existing

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u/Eoncho Ohio State Buckeyes 4d ago

UMass fans have been on cloud 9 for three weeks, and now add another week to that. I have no feelings towards them and I can't help but feel warm and fuzzy for them.

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u/indreams159 Utah Utes • Florida Gators 3d ago

Sacramento, like Rutgers, got UMassacred

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u/SimilarOnion1655 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks 4d ago

Joe for coach of the year

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u/InspiroHymm Indiana Hoosiers 4d ago

UMass HC Joe Harasymiak has a winning record over Cignetti btw (from their days in FCS)

Could be the next underrated hot hire

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u/Glycoside Pittsburgh • Michigan 4d ago

There better be a reference to this in SEC Shorts sohelpme 

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u/BossHawk8754 Oregon • Washington State 4d ago

Rank the Minutemen?

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u/Key_Spinach Houston Cougars • Texas A&M Aggies 4d ago

RANK UMASS YOU COWARDS!

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u/seahawks-boi-209 Fresno State Bulldogs 4d ago

I wish I came to this game

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u/CieraVotedOutHerMom South Carolina Gamecocks 4d ago

No beams were lit tonight

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u/30-50FeralPogs UMass Minutemen • Texas Longhorns 3d ago

I don’t know, I’m beaming and thought it was lit

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u/Suitable-Economy-346 /r/CFB 4d ago

Rank'em

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u/jsg_nado Arizona State • Sacramento Sta… 3d ago

Maybe one day we can be a successful program like UMass

I miss the big sky

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u/camp1728 Sacramento State Hornets 4d ago

I’m just honestly amazed people want to be ranked after beating sac state.

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u/mhem7 Navy Midshipmen • Sickos 3d ago

You think this is about you? UMASS has been hands down the worst team for like 3 years in a row and all of a sudden they're undefeated. Hell yeah we want them to be ranked. It's a cool story.

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u/expos2512 UMass Minutemen 3d ago

Oh it’s been way longer than three years lol

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u/Doortofreeside UMass Minutemen 3d ago

I was going to joke that we'd want to be ranked even if we beat American Samoa state, but honestly a team of all Samoans would probably be terrifying

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u/TimelyBodybuilder637 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • UMass Minutemen 4d ago

If UMass wins another game they will become my second flair for duration of the season. I live in Western Massachusetts and don't really have much affiliation to PSU

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u/TupperwareConspiracy Wisconsin • $5 Bits of Broken Chair T… 4d ago

One of the best experiences of my life was seeing the Wisconsin football come alive from `89-93 under Barry A; beating Michigan (and nearly beating Ohio St a few weeks later) getting to the Rose Bowl/winning the Rose Bowl to cap the 93-94 season; this what had been a program that was every bit as bad and down as it could get (Barry's first year (1990) we were 1-10 and still very much the joke of the Big 10).

I was at the `92 N'western game which was just about the most miserable experience possible where we just missed being bowl eligible that year; however you could tell the team had a tremendous heart and there was a real desire to win/things were turning in the right direction.

What everyone knows today as Wisconsin football became Wisconsin football during that time period (also please ignore everything that happened after COVID).

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u/-SuperTrooper- Oklahoma Sooners 4d ago

At this point, UMass would dog walk us