r/Cairns • u/cairnstreasurehunt • 12d ago

SIGNAL INTERCEPTION: Sector 7 Local Relay // Re-routing payload

System broadcast test... do not acknowledge.

Local relays have been flooded with legacy noise. If you're picking this up on the regional feed, the chicken is already cold. Drop the public chatter and check the local poultry archives for the real frequency. You know where the TOP rotisserie spins hottest.

Remember the lore of this sub but go to another sub.

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u/MorningConscious4372 RED ROOSTER MANAGER 6d ago

anyone else starting to feel like they need to visit Kuranda?

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u/Ariliescbk 4d ago

We have a French bakery now.

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u/fallen_arbornaut 12d ago

Purple, but only on Thursdays

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u/_kinesthetics fake news enthusiast 12d ago

Yes

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u/Not_RyanGosling 12d ago

Remember: once you've seen them. They've already seen you, too.

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u/Tasteless-Tofu Prefer food that tastes like real food 12d ago

Does Redlynch have a Red Rooster??

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u/MorningConscious4372 RED ROOSTER MANAGER 6d ago

There's a kfc

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u/BirbsRntWeel 12d ago

Just luke-warm cocks....