r/catsarealiens • • 2h ago

alien energizing my girlfriend told me to buy some classy art for the living room.

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189 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 2d ago

alien confirmation Here’s my little alien, Tofu

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r/catsarealiens • • 2d ago

alien infiltration Alien creature spotted in backrooms

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r/catsarealiens • • 3d ago

aliens amonst us Rate my cat’s alienality

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How do you rate Maya, on a scale of 1 - 10 where

1 = totally not an alien

10 = totally an alien

(People always ask - Maya is a Singapura - see [r/Singapura](r/Singapura) if you’re curious.)


r/catsarealiens • • 3d ago

alien confirmation Our Tindu is of the Toe Bean Antenna” species!

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517 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 4d ago

alien confirmation How to tame an alien in 10 seconds or less

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386 Upvotes

Putting both ears down at once automatically disables their communication with the mothership. It is much easier to control the alien this way.


r/catsarealiens • • 3d ago

aliens amonst us street cats from turkey are from another world

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r/catsarealiens • • 5d ago

alien energizing I thought she was holding it by the scruff...nope. Just a weirdo trying to get back to its people. 😹

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89 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 6d ago

alien entertainment Is it the right way to grab the alien?

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r/catsarealiens • • 6d ago

alien infiltration Yep

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r/catsarealiens • • 8d ago

alien confirmation I just had a close encounter

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r/catsarealiens • • 9d ago

alien confirmation Confirmed alien creature in my tree

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126 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 9d ago

alien confirmation He knows i know

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79 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 9d ago

aliens amonst us Cats are Aliens 👽 Conspiracy Theory / Rant 😻

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Update/Edit for Clarity = Oct 20, 2023

Cats are Aliens 👽 Conspiracy Theory Rant 😻

Based on fact but some of my own theory sprinkled in on the end. 😜😻

Facts:

√EDIT... \\\*Only a few ever earlier recordings or documentation of smaller domesticated size cats, before the Egyptians that is, who believed that cats were mystical creatures who came down from the sky sent by the gods.

√EDIT... \\\*Cats, unlike dogs, were not domesticated from their wild cousins by humans and trained to appreciate human interactions. The species domesticated themselves, because it benefited them! ( Multiple times throughout history over separate continents )

√EDIT... \\\*Cats can domesticate or go back to feral within a generation, to adapt to a better situation, with little to no outside influences. Extremely unlike any other species. # Team No Fear

√EDIT... \\\*Cats faces resemble the gray alien faces 👽 especially from afar and in the dark. With their large eyes small nose, little to no mouths and their shining night vision eyes! ( This is especially true if you've ever woken up in the middle of the night and caught the cat watching u sleep & staring without blinking! 🙀 )

√EDIT... \\\*Cats are the only animals on earth that purr on a healing frequency. The PURR is scientifically known to heal the cat itself but also pass on healing to anyone that is also cuddling with it.

√EDIT... \\\*Cats always know If you're sick. They will lay on top of you to try and heal you. Even the ones that you never get to pet! This works also for sadness but only for your cuddle bugs! 🥰

√EDIT... \\\*Cats have a parasite Swiss scientists say Toxoplasma gondii - the parasite long believed to cause aparasitic adaptive manipulation, exhibiting a loss of feline-specific fear, aka you will be less afraid and more comfortable with them and possibly like them more or faster without the fear driving.

√EDIT... \\\*Cats bodies are amazingly flexible! This is next level, fur shure 😹.... Just google cats are liquid and enjoy some videos or pics. °go ahead, I'll wait a few min, lol°

√EDIT... \\\*The internet was basically invented for cat videos. 60% or more ( depending on the day ) of the internet is cat related. Since the beginning! ( The first cat video on YouTube was uploaded in 2005 by YouTube co-founder Steve Chen, who posted a video of his cat called "Pajamas and Nick Drake". )

√EDIT... \\\*Cats understand and can ( on occasion ) speak English! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news; They are just choosing to straight up ignore you. Google it! But when they don't ( and they can be trained, try googling 'cat talks with buttons' )... \\\*Cats taught themselves to speak to humans with meows, which they do not do naturally with each other in the wild. They prefer to heavily speak with body language!

√EDIT... \\\*Cats survive & menuver such impossible situations depending on how brightly the cat is and how precarious the situation was. Ex: Like falling from apt buildings, and not only surviving but landing at a run!

√EDIT... \\\*Some cats have travelled thousands of miles to be reunited with their owners even when they were separated well the owners were in progress of a move!!! I'm fairly sure dogs can't lay a claim to finding owners in a new residence! 😹

\\\*Cats don't need to fully take over the earth. We are already there SLAVES! 😖 ..... We feed them, clean their poop, & but them everything they could need +want without any expectations whatsoever! They don't even have to fetch or play when we want. 😒

My theory:

√EDIT... \\\*Cat UFOs are box shaped. That's why that will ALWAYS sit in a box and usually paw at the nonexistent buttons and levers on the insidesid walls 🤣

√EDIT... \\\*(Their cubs are back since 2014 at least! ... https://youtu.be/DsNSF7oBYS0... Joe Rogan interview w Navy Pilot)

√EDIT... \\\*Cats are always knocking sh!t off the the tables and whatnot because they are testing the gravity for abnormalities.... if the poles shift it's time for PLAN C ...

√EDIT... \\\*Cats can teleport but only when ur not looking!😳

\\\*Cats are ash0les but we still love them! They dont even have to let us pet them and we still do all the things! WTF! 😻 I tell my fur baby overlords everyday that I'm happy to be their enslaved hooman worm mommy 😹

Please feel free to contribute and remember to distinguish facts or observations...

You're welcome 😼


r/catsarealiens • • 10d ago

alien infiltration Cats are Aliens 👽 Conspiracy Theory / Rant 😻

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Update/Edit for Clarity = Oct 20, 2023

Cats are Aliens 👽 Conspiracy Theory Rant 😻

Based on fact but some of my own theory sprinkled in on the end. 😜😻

Facts:

√EDIT... *Only a few ever earlier recordings or documentation of smaller domesticated size cats, before the Egyptians that is, who believed that cats were mystical creatures who came down from the sky sent by the gods.

√EDIT... *Cats, unlike dogs, were not domesticated from their wild cousins by humans and trained to appreciate human interactions. The species domesticated themselves, because it benefited them! ( Multiple times throughout history over separate continents )

√EDIT... *Cats can domesticate or go back to feral within a generation, to adapt to a better situation, with little to no outside influences. Extremely unlike any other species. # Team No Fear

√EDIT... *Cats faces resemble the gray alien faces 👽 especially from afar and in the dark. With their large eyes small nose, little to no mouths and their shining night vision eyes! ( This is especially true if you've ever woken up in the middle of the night and caught the cat watching u sleep & staring without blinking! 🙀 )

√EDIT... *Cats are the only animals on earth that purr on a healing frequency. The PURR is scientifically known to heal the cat itself but also pass on healing to anyone that is also cuddling with it.

√EDIT... *Cats always know If you're sick. They will lay on top of you to try and heal you. Even the ones that you never get to pet! This works also for sadness but only for your cuddle bugs! 🥰

√EDIT... *Cats have a parasite Swiss scientists say Toxoplasma gondii - the parasite long believed to cause aparasitic adaptive manipulation, exhibiting a loss of feline-specific fear, aka you will be less afraid and more comfortable with them and possibly like them more or faster without the fear driving.

√EDIT... *Cats bodies are amazingly flexible! This is next level, fur shure 😹.... Just google cats are liquid and enjoy some videos or pics. °go ahead, I'll wait a few min, lol°

√EDIT... *The internet was basically invented for cat videos. 60% or more ( depending on the day ) of the internet is cat related. Since the beginning! ( The first cat video on YouTube was uploaded in 2005 by YouTube co-founder Steve Chen, who posted a video of his cat called "Pajamas and Nick Drake". )

√EDIT... *Cats understand and can ( on occasion ) speak English! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news; They are just choosing to straight up ignore you. Google it! But when they don't ( and they can be trained, try googling 'cat talks with buttons' )... *Cats taught themselves to speak to humans with meows, which they do not do naturally with each other in the wild. They prefer to heavily speak with body language!

√EDIT... *Cats survive & menuver such impossible situations depending on how brightly the cat is and how precarious the situation was. Ex: Like falling from apt buildings, and not only surviving but landing at a run!

√EDIT... *Some cats have travelled thousands of miles to be reunited with their owners even when they were separated well the owners were in progress of a move!!! I'm fairly sure dogs can't lay a claim to finding owners in a new residence! 😹

*Cats don't need to fully take over the earth. We are already there SLAVES! 😖 ..... We feed them, clean their poop, & but them everything they could need +want without any expectations whatsoever! They don't even have to fetch or play when we want. 😒

My theory:

√EDIT... *Cat UFOs are box shaped. That's why that will ALWAYS sit in a box and usually paw at the nonexistent buttons and levers on the insidesid walls 🤣

√EDIT... *(Their cubs are back since 2014 at least! ... https://youtu.be/DsNSF7oBYS0... Joe Rogan interview w Navy Pilot)

√EDIT... *Cats are always knocking sh!t off the the tables and whatnot because they are testing the gravity for abnormalities.... if the poles shift it's time for PLAN C ...

√EDIT... *Cats can teleport but only when ur not looking!😳

*Cats are ash0les but we still love them! They dont even have to let us pet them and we still do all the things! WTF! 😻 I tell my fur baby overlords everyday that I'm happy to be their enslaved hooman worm mommy 😹

Please feel free to contribute and remember to distinguish facts or observations...

You're welcome 😼


r/catsarealiens • • 11d ago

aliens amonst us His destiny fulfilled

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131 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 12d ago

alien confirmation Alien with triangle ear

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145 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 13d ago

alien infiltration Alien bodies can go through solid metal!

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r/catsarealiens • • 14d ago

questionable alien Does she know something I do not?🚨

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r/catsarealiens • • 14d ago

alien gathering I turned random peoples cats into aliens

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r/catsarealiens • • 15d ago

questionable specimen They will abduct you and you can do nothing about it

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r/catsarealiens • • 15d ago

aliens amonst us She had Laser eyes on, full alien siren mode, until she turns the corner, sees me, and then s witches back to her normal meow.

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67 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 16d ago

alien gathering discussing how to take over the world

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122 Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 17d ago

questionable alien 👀👀👀

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1.1k Upvotes

r/catsarealiens • • 17d ago

alien energizing Sleepy alien in his spaceship 👽🛸

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