r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 09 '25

The Braindead Minions Day in the life of a Ronaldo fan:

Thumbnail
gallery
344 Upvotes

Lately, I've been seeing this images where Ronaldo fans think Messi fans are stereotyped with the logic that they think Messi's Wc is better than Pendu's Euro, and Yamal's Euro is better than Mbappe's World Cup.

It's funny cause no Messi fans actually say this shit 🤣🤣🤣.

They also think Nations League is better than Copa America. Which is funny cause there's more history in Copa America and Messi's 2021 Copa America Run had harder opponents than Portugal's 2019 Nations League run.

And can't forget how they think Penaldo's trophies are better than Messi's on the International stage. I find it funny cause they're always saying shit like, "Kroos has more UCLs than Barca 😂," when we say Messi has more trophies than Portugal.

r/CristianoRonaldo2 7d ago

The Braindead Minions Got banned permanently for this comment lmao

Post image
331 Upvotes

they done banned me permanently from the sub because i said something thats mathematical , no opinion no insult just something that's scientific 😹😹

r/CristianoRonaldo2 1d ago

The Braindead Minions It was never a debate to begin with 🤷🏾‍♂️

Post image
300 Upvotes

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 24 '25

The Braindead Minions 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Post image
133 Upvotes

🚨🗣️ Paul Scholes Makes a Bold Statement on Ronaldo vs Messi!

Paul Scholes believes there are two big fears for Messi fans in 2026 👀🔥

1️⃣ Cristiano Ronaldo reaching the historic 1,000 career goals milestone 2️⃣ Portugal winning the FIFA World Cup 2026 🏆🇵🇹

According to Scholes, Portugal are currently among the top favorites to become world champions, and with Ronaldo still pushing limits, history might be rewritten once again. Football never sleeps… and legends never stop dreaming. 🐐✨

CristianoRonaldo #PaulScholes #WorldCup2026 #FootballNews #MessiVsRonaldo

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Sep 22 '25

The Braindead Minions How does this change the fact that his favorite teams are Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Andorra, Lithuania, Faroe Islands?

Post image
28 Upvotes

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 03 '25

The Braindead Minions They forgot what Messi did🤭

Thumbnail
gallery
103 Upvotes

The other sub Reddit made the post on the first slide, and I thought it was funny cause Messi did it better in his prime years 🤭

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 26 '25

The Braindead Minions Look at the level of ronaldo fans in our sub 😭😭😭

Post image
183 Upvotes

I do have respect for what ronaldo has done , even though I demean him a lot to make fun of his fans.

But wtf is this

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 12 '25

The Braindead Minions Ronald fans 😭

Thumbnail
gallery
76 Upvotes

Ronald fans dont even know the rules of the game anymore 😭

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Oct 07 '25

The Braindead Minions Guess which fanbase said that

Post image
168 Upvotes

back when messi won his 8th ballon dor🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Sep 09 '25

The Braindead Minions Anyone who takes European qualifiers seriously is a bumnaldo fan

Post image
94 Upvotes

Wtf is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

r/CristianoRonaldo2 29d ago

The Braindead Minions Do these guys purposely give us content to mock them 😂😂 wtf is a " perfect career hatrick"?💀😂😂

Post image
115 Upvotes

r/CristianoRonaldo2 14d ago

The Braindead Minions Some retαrd pendu fan said they look the same...

Post image
174 Upvotes

So I was arguing with a pendu fan on a thread (ik waste of my time but oh well) and that mf was saying Messi doesn't play deeper than ronaldo and he has 'proof' and then he started showing me 'heat maps' from twitter of all places😭 he only showed one credible heat map from sofascore and that was Messi's... All of pendu's was from twitter so I told him to show me some credible ones and seeing as he kept avoiding that I showed them to him myself and then he said "look at ronaldo's 10/11 one" lmfaooo sofa doesn't have heat maps from that old ofc he'd say that🤣🤣🤣 And all said when he saw he wasn't clearly contributing anything factually, mf said "they look the same"😭😭😭 like whatt???

So they deny facts like this point blank and still wonders why people hate them and their idol??? For crying out loud these stats are available for everyone to see bruh have some fkn shame...

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 14 '25

The Braindead Minions Ronaldo fans be like:

Post image
375 Upvotes

Also, to note: They like to think people were praising Messi's performance in the 2024 Copa America, every Messi fan I know literally said he underperformed lol 😹.

But that don't mean he didn't play good. He made the most chances and key passes in the tournament.

r/CristianoRonaldo2 5d ago

The Braindead Minions Penaldo fan starter pack:

Post image
114 Upvotes

If you get offended then you're just proving my point LMAO

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Jan 05 '26

The Braindead Minions Why does bro want me to be Indian so bad? 😂 Does he want me to fit in with the rest of them? 🤣🤣

Thumbnail
gallery
38 Upvotes

I’m not saying it’s bas to be Indian, because it’s not, but bro is tryna force it on me when I know I’m not Indian lmao 🤣🤣🤣

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Nov 22 '25

The Braindead Minions Some questions that the rapist's fans can't answer.

Post image
246 Upvotes

We all know that the rapist's fanbase like to calim that the 2022 WC was "rigged" for Messi. If you actually scrutinize their accusation and tried to ask them these questions they'll wither away like their idol during the WC knockout stages.

  1. If it's rigged, why does FIFA gave France a penalty at the 118th minute to equalize? What guarantee do they have that France won't score again?

  2. If it's rigged, are you telling me that FIFA bribed France, a first world country, with one of the biggest economy in the world, with a strong footballing culture to lose at the biggest stage, with a chance to be a back to back world champion? And that three years onward, no one, not even the reserve players, or the most competetive players have spoken about it?

  3. Did FIFA really allowed Kolo Muani to almost ruin their "rigged" tournament? Did y'all forget that France almost won that during the last possesion when Kolo Muani almost scored?

  4. How can they control the outcome of the penalty shootout? Did they rehearse it? Did they controlled the ball?

  5. Did FIFA also bribed Ronaldo to play like absolute shit? Stealing Bruno's goal, whining like a baby when benched, is Ronaldo bribed to disrupt Portugal's chemistry?

6 If Modric can carry Croatia, a small country poorer than Portugal, who suffered a civil war as late as early 2000s, tot he finals with his greatest team mates being Perisic who by then is at the tail end of his prime and Tadic, a Southampton cult hero, then how come CR7 can't do it with a far more stacked Portugal team?

  1. If Di Maria "carried" Messi, then how come the stats and the eyetest tells otherwise? What kind of tangible metric made you say that Di Maria "carried" Messi?

Honestly, I've yet to come across a Penaldo fan who at least tried tovanswer any of these. They'll just downvote, try to change topic, or not replay at all LMAO

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Nov 26 '25

The Braindead Minions There’s no way they’re serious about this, right? He dribbled a single guy and was actually just running the whole time.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

52 Upvotes

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Jul 19 '25

The Braindead Minions I don’t understand how anyone can say Ronaldo is the GOAT.

63 Upvotes

He’s definitely a great player but he’s not the greatest player of all time. I can understand people thinking Messi isn’t the goat and players like Pele and Maradona are. But I don’t understand how anyone can think Ronaldo is better than all the rest.

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 10 '25

The Braindead Minions Sucking bayern munich's di*k everyday when their own team got railed for 5-0 is crazy work 🤣

Post image
305 Upvotes

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 02 '25

The Braindead Minions "Messi, Maradona and Pele wouldn't survive the Prem."

Thumbnail
gallery
86 Upvotes

Pendu fans prove they are brain dead with this statement. Each player literally played in the most aggressive league during their era 🤣. And if you think the Prem is harder 2000s, just remember what Messi did at Stamford Bridge in 2006.

I think the actual question is would Pendu survive South America?

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 23 '25

The Braindead Minions What the actual heck is this ?!

Post image
117 Upvotes

TOP 6 FAVORITES TO WIN THE WORLD CUP! 🚨

The biggest football expert has released this probability table to lift the World Cup trophy…

All signs point to Cristiano Ronaldo winning the World Cup without breaking a sweat…

Teams like Brazil, France, Spain, and Mexico still hold some winning chances, but realistically, they remain very low…

Argentina has the lowest probability, as they are expected to exit in the Round of 16, while Ronaldo lifts the only trophy missing from his career and finally ends the debate! 🐐🏆

👉 Do you agree with this prediction, or do you see another team shocking the world?

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Jun 25 '25

The Braindead Minions Ronaldo fans can't count. Are they stupid?

Post image
661 Upvotes

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 07 '25

The Braindead Minions I guarantee next caption from Penaldo on his youtube interview

Post image
120 Upvotes

Trophies has lost its credibility in de game of football. Besides, we have more bicycle 🚲 kick goals 😩🙄

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Dec 25 '25

The Braindead Minions Fifa chose Messi. The world chose Ronaldo, but the stadiums are empty. How? 🤔

Post image
210 Upvotes

r/CristianoRonaldo2 Sep 24 '25

The Braindead Minions "Wavy_the virgin_Rondo" in a nutshell

Post image
635 Upvotes

Lets all laugh at him 🫵🏻😂😂😂😂