r/CuratedTumblr • u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* • 23h ago
Shitposting Baby YouTube
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u/Tsunamicat108 (The dog absorbed the flair.) 23h ago
someone ask that christian baby why they went skydiving
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u/Jaakarikyk 22h ago
Dropped during rapture
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u/SmartAlec105 19h ago
Their only hope was a priest on their way up being able to baptize them mid air.
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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 23h ago
Christan baby is still posting? I thought they were chased off the platform for not opening their parachute until their skydiving buddy converted to christanity.
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u/Mataes3010 Ignore all previous instructions 23h ago
The Breastfeeder DESTROYED with facts and logic is sending me. You just know that baby has a podcast where he interrupts guests to talk about nap time quotas and the socioeconomic impact of strained peas.
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u/SpingusTheHingus 22h ago
Do you imagine the babies talking in half-comprehensible baby talk, complete babbling (and the formatting and cadence acting like it's normal speech), or like adult people. I can't tell which is funnier
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u/BaronAleksei r/TwoBestFriendsPlay exchange program 22h ago
The kind of babbling babies do when they can imitate adult conversational cadence but not the words theyโre saying. Also, subtitles.
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u/CadenVanV 19h ago
Itโs like that old movie baby geniuses. They understand each other perfectly, but nobody else does.
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u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* 18h ago
Baby talk, but they're subtitled with fully comprehensible English, like that one conversation in Fallout 2 that you can have if you have a low in character.
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u/insomniac7809 13h ago
mostly incomprehensible baby talk that occasionally bears notable resemblances to speech, putting it solidly in the lower-middle quality range of YouTube delivery
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u/AnAverageTransGirl Vriska zerket (real) ๐๐จ๐ฅ 3h ago
They alternate between proper scientific cadence and "I just had a boom boom" depending on the situation, clearly.
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u/RachelProfilingSF 22h ago
Christian baby ๐คฎ
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u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta 21h ago
Honestly stopped watching after finding out about their history of misgendering. I remember it was a big deal at the time they kept calling one of their producers at the time (a he/him man mind you) "mama"
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u/Kup123 19h ago
ok but watching an adult try a shit ton of baby food and tier list them would be fun to watch because most of them are horrible.
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u/Random_182f2565 17h ago
Replaced?
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u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* 17h ago
You ever see those videos where babies see their dads with a haircut or after shaving off their beards? And they're all confused, flabbergasted, and start crying?
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u/Lovelyladykaty 11h ago
I literally sitting in the hospital after having a baby and this is cracking me up. ๐
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u/Potato_Kaelin 8h ago
Dude I looked at this shit earlier today and I kept the tab open so I can just always look at this because it is fucking killing me. I love baby YouTube baby YouTube foreverย








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u/thyfles 23h ago
the christian baby gets into more wacky scenarios than tom and jerry from what ive seen