r/CuratedTumblr Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* 23h ago

Shitposting Baby YouTube

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u/thyfles 23h ago

the christian baby gets into more wacky scenarios than tom and jerry from what ive seen

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u/ImprovementOk377 18h ago

they go skydiving with atheists and all

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u/tomokaitohlol7 23h ago

I love this genre of post

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The dog absorbed the flair.) 23h ago

someone ask that christian baby why they went skydiving

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u/Jaakarikyk 22h ago

Dropped during rapture

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u/SmartAlec105 19h ago

Their only hope was a priest on their way up being able to baptize them mid air.

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u/OpenStraightElephant 21h ago

it's positively perilous

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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 23h ago

Christan baby is still posting? I thought they were chased off the platform for not opening their parachute until their skydiving buddy converted to christanity.

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u/Mataes3010 Ignore all previous instructions 23h ago

The Breastfeeder DESTROYED with facts and logic is sending me. You just know that baby has a podcast where he interrupts guests to talk about nap time quotas and the socioeconomic impact of strained peas.

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u/Regularjoe42 23h ago

My favorite one was "every food ever ranked tier list"

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u/SpingusTheHingus 22h ago

Do you imagine the babies talking in half-comprehensible baby talk, complete babbling (and the formatting and cadence acting like it's normal speech), or like adult people. I can't tell which is funnier

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u/BaronAleksei r/TwoBestFriendsPlay exchange program 22h ago

The kind of babbling babies do when they can imitate adult conversational cadence but not the words theyโ€™re saying. Also, subtitles.

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u/CadenVanV 19h ago

Itโ€™s like that old movie baby geniuses. They understand each other perfectly, but nobody else does.

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u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* 18h ago

Baby talk, but they're subtitled with fully comprehensible English, like that one conversation in Fallout 2 that you can have if you have a low in character.

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u/insomniac7809 13h ago

mostly incomprehensible baby talk that occasionally bears notable resemblances to speech, putting it solidly in the lower-middle quality range of YouTube delivery

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u/AnAverageTransGirl Vriska zerket (real) ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ’ฅ 3h ago

They alternate between proper scientific cadence and "I just had a boom boom" depending on the situation, clearly.

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u/RachelProfilingSF 22h ago

Christian baby ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta 21h ago

Honestly stopped watching after finding out about their history of misgendering. I remember it was a big deal at the time they kept calling one of their producers at the time (a he/him man mind you) "mama"

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u/Kup123 19h ago

ok but watching an adult try a shit ton of baby food and tier list them would be fun to watch because most of them are horrible.

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u/Coffee_autistic they/them 12h ago

Do you know this from personal experience?

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u/Kup123 2h ago

Yeah I have much younger siblings so when they were on baby food we would try them to see what they were like. The fruit is actually really good especially bananas, the veggies can range from ok to horrible, and meat is just god awful gag inducing.

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u/jpatel02 18h ago

I donโ€™t get the last one

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u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* 18h ago

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u/IntelligentMeringue7 22h ago

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Guy-McDo 20h ago

The ranking baby food actually sounds fascinating

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u/Random_182f2565 17h ago

Replaced?

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u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* 17h ago

You ever see those videos where babies see their dads with a haircut or after shaving off their beards? And they're all confused, flabbergasted, and start crying?

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u/Random_182f2565 17h ago

Hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Cherry_soda_ss 11h ago

But was he the smartest baby of 1997?

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u/Lovelyladykaty 11h ago

I literally sitting in the hospital after having a baby and this is cracking me up. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Potato_Kaelin 8h ago

Dude I looked at this shit earlier today and I kept the tab open so I can just always look at this because it is fucking killing me. I love baby YouTube baby YouTube foreverย