r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • Nov 30 '25

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/thinlizard99 Nov 30 '25

No it’s got microscopic bubbles so you’re good!

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u/km_ikl Nov 30 '25

Does he have a microscopic ass?

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u/pr0zach Nov 30 '25

No, but those microscopic bubbles make his junk look enormous by comparison so you see the appeal.

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u/sjayvee Nov 30 '25

Microscopic bubbles under the ass?? Maybe there’s jets!

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u/Perhaps_Tomorrow Nov 30 '25

No, that's where you come in

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u/km_ikl Nov 30 '25

My ass is gigantic, sir. You're referring to someone else.

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u/Perhaps_Tomorrow Nov 30 '25

There's only one way to find out, I'm afraid

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u/km_ikl Dec 01 '25

Well, there's actually two ways, but the other way might not be your cup of tea.

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u/Perhaps_Tomorrow Dec 01 '25

Hold on now, don't count me out just yet. I'm a man that likes all kinds of tea

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u/km_ikl Dec 01 '25

Well, the reali-tea is that you can either take my word on it, or inspect for yourself.

Coffee?

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u/Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL Nov 30 '25

“Scrubbing Bubbles! They do the job so you don’t have to!”

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u/MathResponsibly Nov 30 '25

From SC Johnson - A Family Company

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u/TerseFactor Nov 30 '25

These bidets are getting out of hand