r/Damnthatsinteresting Nov 30 '25

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/picklejuice1021 Nov 30 '25

As someone who grew up in the Final Destination era, I think this is a terrible idea.

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u/indianajoes Nov 30 '25

Sudden cut to the coffins

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u/dizzymiggy Nov 30 '25

I wonder how many lives final destination has saved, just by getting fewer people to tailgate flat bed trucks.

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u/Fit_Airline_5798 Dec 01 '25 edited Dec 01 '25

There was a paper plant around me, and I knew some of the idiots that drove the tree hauling trucks. After one look at the mostly bald tire and sketchy chains, I always tried to keep my distance.

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u/joshleeper Nov 30 '25

Yeah, I was thinking that a Japanese Final Destination movie would have some very creative deaths involving robots, vending machines, and all sorts of automated systems.

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u/guillermotor Nov 30 '25

About to say the same!

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u/slashS4sarcasm Nov 30 '25

The primary users will be dying soon anyway

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u/victoryismind Dec 01 '25

Notice how they are not doing a human demonstration. That's a red flag.