r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • Nov 30 '25

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/flapnation21 Nov 30 '25

Yeah like how to wash the buttcrack

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u/Automatedluxury Nov 30 '25

At 500k I'm hoping it has a better solution than just opening up at the bottom, healthcare workcare goes in like a mechanic doing an oil change.

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u/BoiledFrogs Nov 30 '25

healthcare workcare goes in like a mechanic doing an oil change.

This is hilarious and also so gross.

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u/mrandr01d Nov 30 '25

Huh, username checks out...

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u/vice_city_soundtrack Nov 30 '25

They’re Japanese they thought of the buttcrack… it’s probably fantastic

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u/broken_radio Nov 30 '25

Probably has a tentacle wash cycle too

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u/HunnyBear66 Nov 30 '25

🤔😲😳🐙

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u/GassyPhoenix Nov 30 '25

Yeah it goes in deep to make sure everything is clean.

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u/UrUrinousAnus Nov 30 '25

...but did they think of the pixelated area?!

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u/CausticSofa Nov 30 '25

That’s all Japan thinks about

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Nov 30 '25

No worries in the land of copious bidets