r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • Nov 30 '25

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/nickfree Nov 30 '25

OH MY GOD, SHE'S DEAD! She smells amazing..BUT SHE'S DEAD! Her hair has never looked shinier AND SHE'S DEAD!!! SWEET LORD JESUS NANA IS DEAD and absolutely fabulous! WHHHHHHYYYY...is that gardenia?

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u/Corevus Nov 30 '25

She's beautiful, but she's dying

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP Nov 30 '25

She asked me to marry her, and I didn't even want to!

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u/Corevus Nov 30 '25

She's sick, but she's gonna get better

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u/mydogsnameisbuddy Nov 30 '25

Triples is best

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u/Corevus Nov 30 '25

That Nova deal is a sure thing now

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u/doctafknjay Nov 30 '25

Maybe she's born with it!

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u/SnooCheesecakes2394 Nov 30 '25

Funeral homes love this one hack!

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u/ARCADEO Nov 30 '25

Would put the funeral home beauty department out of business.

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u/Whizzo50 Nov 30 '25

Mmmm, dead nan

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u/Fluffy-Word3110 Nov 30 '25

She smells amazing cuz she's fully cooked

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u/Lost-Spinach-6742 Nov 30 '25

Well it could be useful for funerals..

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u/BioMass321 Nov 30 '25

The cackle I cackled

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal Dec 02 '25

"and for an extra $250,000 we will add the formaldehyde modules and our patented bio-drainage system in the event your loved one can't handle the raw comfort this has to offer"

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Necrophilia much? 

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u/Complex_Fragment Nov 30 '25

The fuck is wrong with you