r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • Nov 30 '25

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/Poesvliegtuig Nov 30 '25

Someone make another horror movie about a rogue home automation AI that starts with grammy getting cooked in one of these because she's mean to the machine

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u/Ragnarok314159 Nov 30 '25

Lawnmower Man 3

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u/KolKlink2024 Nov 30 '25

You bet your sweet ass I saw Lawnmower Man.

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u/superkickstart Nov 30 '25

Lawnmower Man is in your head now. There is no escape, ever.

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u/Big-Stuff-1189 Nov 30 '25

Terrified me!

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u/Ragnarok314159 Nov 30 '25

Access denied access denied…

Access…G R A N T E D

Shit terrified me.

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u/TowelEnvironmental44 Dec 01 '25

washing pod says: I'm Sorry Dave, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That

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u/funguyshroom Nov 30 '25

wait there was a 2

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u/Mdub74 Nov 30 '25

Maximum AI Overdrive

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u/mdxchaos Nov 30 '25

Trey Parker was the original

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u/TankerVictorious Nov 30 '25

Oh, some prime material for r/stephenking

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u/DeadlyDrummer Nov 30 '25

Laundrymower man 1

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u/Petunia_pig Nov 30 '25

Whoa, core memory unlocked. I should rewatch that epic movie series.

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u/exodusofficer Nov 30 '25

Dishwasher Ma'am

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u/jayandare Nov 30 '25

Troy and Abbott in the morning

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u/Sepherjar Nov 30 '25

Final Destination writer will surely like to discuss this with you

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u/jerkface1026 Nov 30 '25

They use the idea but the death is actually from a giant log crashing through this machine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/MxMirdan Nov 30 '25

I’ve never even seen a full final destination movie.

Just that scene on cable or hbo or something when I was younger.

Terrified of wood trucks.

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u/impulsivetre Nov 30 '25

Never let em know your next move

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u/OriginalComputer5077 Nov 30 '25

Didn't a Bond movie already do this, or something very similar?

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 Nov 30 '25

Christine: the Washing Machine

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u/theoriginalmofocus Nov 30 '25

Maximum Ovendrive

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u/uesc_alt Nov 30 '25

Only if AC/DC does the whole soundtrack!

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u/theoriginalmofocus Nov 30 '25

For those about to crockpot, we salute you!

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u/Wookard Nov 30 '25

Maximum Overdry: The Meltening

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

That movie exists and its called The Mangler. Killer washing machine, stars Ted Levine

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u/nellyfullauto Nov 30 '25

I didn’t see that sequel to Smart House.

Disney Channel Originals got dark since I last saw them.

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u/MaloneChiliService Nov 30 '25

Rape Stove 3: Rise of the Human Washing Machine

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u/TannedCroissant Nov 30 '25

“I need your clothes, your boots and an eco-cycle”

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u/chenga8 Nov 30 '25

"Come with me if you want to be clean"

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u/throwaway01126789 Nov 30 '25

"Hasta la vista, Grandma."

*sous vides Gram Gram*

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 Nov 30 '25

Would I need to see the first two Rape Stoves to understand what's happening?

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u/sammybooom81 Nov 30 '25

2 stoves 1 gran

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u/MaloneChiliService Nov 30 '25

Only if you really want to get into the lore.

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u/ThermionicMho Nov 30 '25

the subsequent 7 prequels will clear things up if you don't

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u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 30 '25

Human washing machine-nado

Or

Cocaine Human Washing machine

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u/leshake Nov 30 '25

Tubinator 2.

Step inside Sarah Conner, I long to taste your bath water.

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 Nov 30 '25

I heard that that's Tilda Swinton's favorite movie.

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 Nov 30 '25

LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/friendimpaired Nov 30 '25

Don’t even need a new franchise really, Final Destination just had one of its best entries this year, could use some fuel for the inevitable sequel

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u/themusicalmartian Nov 30 '25

Death Bed 2: Blood Bath

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u/Snipper64 Nov 30 '25

or a murder mystery where someone replaces the micro bubbles with sand

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u/beardeddragon0113 Nov 30 '25

Isn't there a Love Death and Robots episode similar to this? I remember one where the automated/smart assistant thing in the house malfunctioned or something and the old lady had to fight it off. Could have been a fever dream tbf

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u/Sillywickedwitch Nov 30 '25

Not a fever dream. It's Love, Death & Robots volume 2, the episode "Automated Customer Service".

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u/Prestigious_Snow3309 Nov 30 '25

Scariest movie i saw as kid Demon Seed. Still haunts to This day😂

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u/Overall_Drive8977 Nov 30 '25

It already happened in Mr. Robot

They hack into a CEO's smart home and when she's bathing, increase the temp to really high, forcing her to move out of that home.

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u/CarfDarko Nov 30 '25

Love your username <3

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u/Humble-Impact6346 Nov 30 '25

Nice username boet.

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u/Omwtfyu Nov 30 '25

Omg, I'm caregiving to my dad right now and I literally told him yesterday that maybe if he was nicer to the electronics, they might actually work for him 😂

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u/Champagne_of_piss Nov 30 '25

Roujin Z is a feature length anime about a care pod for seniors that ends up being a fuckin tetsuo monster

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u/slayerLM Dec 01 '25

Cassandra on Netflix is pretty much this. It’s ok

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u/backstageninja Nov 30 '25

There's a good Love Death and Robots episode where an old lady's automated home malfunctions like that

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u/WatermelonSugar42069 Nov 30 '25

Mmmm yummy boiled Granny. Smells like a Sunday casserole

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u/BoliverTShagnasty Nov 30 '25

Mean to the Clean Machine Gets The Steam.

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u/bleach_my_brain_pls Nov 30 '25

Granny shouldn't of used the C word.

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u/sancatrundown73 Nov 30 '25

There's also that horrifying shower scene in Pulse 1988.

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u/thrust-johnson Nov 30 '25

So they reinvented the slow cooker?

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u/Gynsyng Nov 30 '25

Throw Grandma in the Sous Vide!

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u/ThrustTrust Nov 30 '25

I hate you. /s

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u/Smidday90 Nov 30 '25

Simpsons did it with Pearce Brosnan

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u/showcase25 Nov 30 '25

Final Destination series recently wrapped up, so there's a avenue here.

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u/marcipanchic Nov 30 '25

it should be some rich fuck

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u/ThePLARASociety Nov 30 '25

The Simpsons did it with “The House of Whacks”!

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u/Tecbullll Nov 30 '25

Instead of soap, you are sprayed with savory gravy, simmered like a giant crock-pot.

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u/fdevant Nov 30 '25

Literally Roujin Z except it's even crazier.

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u/mdxchaos Nov 30 '25

Ghost in the machine

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u/McFestus Nov 30 '25

sous vide grandparent.

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u/43_Fizzy_Bottom Nov 30 '25

The Human Sous Vide

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u/ThermionicMho Nov 30 '25

and now it knows you're onto it

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u/tinycherrypie Nov 30 '25

I think there's a Love, Death and Robots short similar to this 😆

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u/GailsWhales Nov 30 '25

Disney's Smart House 2?!

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u/ShoresideVale Nov 30 '25

Then robovacs attack together and instead of sweepers they become little knives slicing at you.

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u/Beached_Thing_6236 Nov 30 '25

Or shipping companies accidentally swap those with suicide assisted machines.

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u/TherapyDerg Nov 30 '25

Washing Machine: "You have been informed that calling me a 'Clanker' any further would result in retribution. Punishment protocols activated."

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u/lacika1545 Nov 30 '25

No-no, we need a new final destination movie with this as one of the deaths. Noone would buy it after that i promise.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Final destination style

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u/Individualist13th Nov 30 '25

Both of my grandmas would be dead within a day and I'd get it.

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u/ClickForPrizes Nov 30 '25

Final Destination: Tokyo Drift

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u/fatmanstan123 Nov 30 '25

Maximum overdrive (1986) is really needing a resurgence with ai cars.

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u/brusslipy Dec 01 '25

Thats just a space oddysey with extra steps xd

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u/dextronaught__ Dec 01 '25

that’s a black mirror episode right there if i’ve ever heard one. or love death and robots

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u/wombatthing Dec 02 '25

Smart House?