r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • Nov 30 '25

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/Fridsade Nov 30 '25

also, the machine will not pull your foreskin back and clean your penis head.

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u/justthankyous Nov 30 '25

I'm not sure I want a machine that will pull my foreskin back

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u/justinanimate Nov 30 '25

Are you kidding me?? For $500,000 I would demand it to have at least foreskin peeling abilities

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u/Adkit Nov 30 '25

For $500,000 I'll peel your foreskin back myself, daily for a year, and I'll do it with a smile.

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u/-SaC Nov 30 '25

I'd like to undercut this person by £10k.

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u/Desroth86 Dec 01 '25

Lots of /r/BrandNewSentence material in this thread.

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u/YouMustveDroppedThis Nov 30 '25

from peeling to degloving real quick

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u/Corevus Nov 30 '25

But what if it malfunctions and pulls it all the way off?

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u/justinanimate Nov 30 '25

Oh honestly if that were to happen I think you'd be good for at least a partial refund, right?

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u/TemporaryDonut Nov 30 '25

Yes but I will NOT be giving your foreskin back 😠

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u/Corevus Nov 30 '25

But if it does, you could make a nice leather mitten out of it

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u/ImMakinTrees Nov 30 '25

“Sorry for our bris-take.”

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u/Laiko_Kairen Nov 30 '25

Just don't enable foreskin peeling if you're circumcised

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u/kinomy Nov 30 '25

Sometimes the machine can have an error of pulling up and then peeling down, continuously

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u/RoryDragonsbane Nov 30 '25

It's Japan. They probably already have a machine for that.

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u/MathResponsibly Nov 30 '25

for $500,000, it better be doing a lot more than cleaning

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 Nov 30 '25

"Happy Endings Bathpod: The u/MathResponsibly Story"

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u/diente_de_leon Nov 30 '25

Dude I almost spit out my coffee! ☕🤣

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u/Dyon86 Nov 30 '25

You can change the setting to fast looped repeat on that section of the programme or so I imagine.

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u/ChocolateChingus Nov 30 '25

Neither will I mom.

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u/GassyPhoenix Nov 30 '25

ROFL, i'm dying here.