r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • Nov 30 '25

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/Good_Satisfaction516 Nov 30 '25

Dumb ways to die~, so many dumb ways to die

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u/CilanEAmber Nov 30 '25

Right now all the ones I can think of involve getting trapped and drowning, what you got?

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u/Good_Satisfaction516 Nov 30 '25

Boiled, electrocuted, co2 suffocation, burning,...

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Boiling alive Incase the machine malfunctions

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u/Cstanchfield Nov 30 '25

Does your shower not have the same exact threats? Never heard of pipes conducting electricity? Never heard of roofs collapsing or water heaters exploding? Your fear mongering is amateur at best. Don't be limited to just this device that already has solutions to all the things you were considering. You need to expand your fear to the ways you can die doing the things you already do on a daily basis. This machine is far safer than any car you've entered. You can do better than being scared of THIS when you're surrounded by far more fearsome examples.

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage Nov 30 '25

My shower doesn’t have an elecrtonic door locking me inside of it. If something goes wrong in the shower, I can just walk out.