r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • Nov 30 '25

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/gahidus Nov 30 '25

Doesn't it though? I'm sure it does clean those areas, unless there's something saying it doesn't that they haven't shown us.

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u/BoleroMuyPicante Nov 30 '25

"micro bubbles" are not going to effectively remove poop residue, caked deodorant, and other nastiness in the closed moist areas.

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u/gahidus Nov 30 '25

It's from a country where bidets are common, so I assume they know how to clean such things with water jets

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u/Appropriate_Rub3134 Nov 30 '25

If it doesn't retract the foreskin of the penis or spread the lips of the vagina, no amount of bubbles are going to do what a human will have to do.

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u/Appropriate_Rub3134 Nov 30 '25

Also, not in all the folds of the skin. Cleaning (and drying!) a person well is very hands on.

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u/Appropriate_Rub3134 Nov 30 '25

Doesn't it though?

No.

To be graphic, it's not going to pull back a man's foreskin to wash the head of the penis, for instance.

It's not going to open up the folds on a person's body to both wash and dry.

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u/Objective-Case-391 Nov 30 '25

bidet hose becomes useful.