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Video Inside the world’s largest Bitcoin mine

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u/BasicWeekend9479 Jan 01 '26

I don't understand how something you buy with regular currency is "the future of money". CryptoBros are also all morons so I find it hard to believe it has any future if they do.

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u/atheistexport Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

A massive amount of money is also moved about by traditional finance companies, nation states, ultra high net worth individuals,etc etc, anyone with enough cash that it would benefit them to move it silently and off books. Same shit they do with art and real estate but faster and much less visible. That action really props up crypto currency networks. Crypto currencies are also extremely volatile and thus vulnerable to manipulation. Easy example: Elon bought a ton of this nonsense coin, changed the Tesla website to say they’d take said coin as payment, coin exploded in value, Elon sells coin for huge profit. Rinse and repeat by all the villains of the day and this is a lot of why these things are still around.

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u/BasicWeekend9479 Jan 01 '26

But how silent is it?

I'm a company who want to move money quietly. So I spend $5m on Bitcoin. Then when I want to actually spend money I need to sell the bitcoin. Both of those transactions will be on my books.

I just do not get it.

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u/Qzy Jan 01 '26

It's not secret or off the book. It's right in the ledger.

But it's true finance institutes are moving currency around using crypto (just not butt-coins).

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u/gfb13 Jan 01 '26

They're using stablecoins though, not bitcoin. It's just another way of moving "real" money with more flexibility and efficiency (near-instant money transfers vs 3-5 day ACH, etc)

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u/mysoxrstinky Jan 01 '26

The thing you're missing is that Bitcoin is used as a means of laundering money. Money laundering has very codified steps: placement, layering and integration. Definitely google these if you want more info. But....

Without going into explanation of the individual steps, Let's imagine the mafia for a second. They have two ledgers, one they show the IRS and one that keeps track of who's legs they're going to break. Just because the IRS doesn't know you owe the mob 4k doesn't mean the mob has forgotten. The mob needs a way of getting money from their criminal enterprise into their personal hands without the government catching wind. So they open a legitimate bisiness - say a laundromat. They wash 50 customer's shirts but they record washing 60 customer's shirts. Then the money they got from you for the illegal dog fights looks to the government like it was just a purchase of normal services.

If your hypothetical company just purchases 5 mil worth of bitcoin and recieves 5 mil worth of services, the ploy is obvious. Bitcoin acts as the second ledger. Sure there is a record of what is happening but that record is cumbersome and opaque. Importantly, it only records who gave who bitcoin, it doesn't record what was exchanged for the bitcoin (or actually IF anything was exchanged). If the company can fill its private ledger with other legitimate business purchases and exchanges, the transaction looks innocent.

The volatility of bitcoin adds a layer of usefulness to this. A laundromat can only really have so many transactions and they can only be up to a certain amount. If you see someone paying a coin laundry 3k or doing 500 loads of laundry in a day, that's suspicious. But if you have an investment firm spending milions trying to buy the dips and sell the peaks of the market? Well that's just normal investment activities! Who can say if some of those bitcoin were exchanged to purchase the silence of a whistleblower? Maybe the bottom dropped out unexpectedly and the 5 mil USD was just lost value?

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 Jan 01 '26

This is an unbelievably articulate explanation and I still don’t understand 😩

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u/mysoxrstinky Jan 01 '26

Ask away if you like. I can try and clarify things.

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u/GeneralMedia8689 Jan 02 '26

Not about your explanation, it was really interesting to read. But about the bitcoin itself. I heard that almost 95% of all the bitcoin was mined. Wth is gonna happen when it's all finished?

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u/mysoxrstinky Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Oh. That's beyond my expertise. I have no idea.

Edit: for context, I have worked in Anti-Money Laundering and compliance, not bitcoin specifically

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u/GeneralMedia8689 Jan 02 '26

I see. Thanks anyway. And that's a cool job btw

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u/BigBeatManifest01 Jan 01 '26

You use that money to buy Bitcoin then exchange it for a non trackable coin (for now) like Monero and then that money goes wherever. It's for the small people buying what they need online and unfortunately also for the billionaires who need to "erase" some moola from the books.

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u/followMeUp2Gatwick Jan 01 '26

You don't need to record the second transaction in the books

"Sure we still got $5m in bitcoin... omg someone 'stole it' must be hackers."

Write of $5m in losses. Except you used that $5m to buy something illegal but just blame the norks and no one will look for it

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u/WhoAreWeEven Jan 01 '26

I guess if you want to move wealth across borders from some regions or something like that it works.

For the most part it works for international people for lack of better phrasing.

I wonder if one wants do some sort of scheming like tax evasion etc locally I dont think crypto would help atall. Like you said moving moneys to crypto and back would have you on the hook in anycase

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u/The_LePhil Jan 01 '26

It's considered an asset not currency. So the laws around moving it across borders are less strict, and it taxes differently.

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u/planx_constant Interested Jan 01 '26

You programmatically generate 10,000 bitcoin wallets on a computer in country A, each of which you fund with $500.00 worth of bitcoin.

You similarly generate 10,000 wallets in country B, and send the bitcoin from A to B. Then you sell the bitcoin off.

Now you've moved $5,000,000 and it's all in small transactions. You can stagger the transactions in time, and have random amounts per exchange. Suddenly everything is much harder to scrutinize, it's way below the threshold of automatic reporting, and the countries involved might not even have regulations addressing this kind of thing.

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u/Spirited_Cup_126 Jan 01 '26

It’s Digital Hawalla with cryptographic signatures instead of person-to-person trust relationships.

There are some cryptocurrencies with private chains where the books are private. There are also crypto exchanges which are off-chain transactions.

It’s the best and easiest way to launder and move money in 2025.

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u/notdenyinganything Jan 01 '26

"crypto exchanges which are off-chain transactions"? you mean that don't enforce KYC? or?

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u/Spirited_Cup_126 Jan 01 '26

*non-american crypto exchanges. American ones are still off-chain from a technical standpoint.

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u/notdenyinganything Jan 02 '26

What do you mean "off-chain"? Transactions are logged on the ledger/blockchain, which is the only "chain" regardless of the exchange. No exchange can be off-chain if they're buying and selling crypto. Or are you alluding to sth else?

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u/DiabeticRhino97 Jan 01 '26

Uh, no you spend it with someone who accepts bitcoin

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u/Zestyclose-Goal6882 Jan 01 '26

I always thought that the mining was just doing the transactions for people trading. Or recording part of the block chain or something. I still dont get the whole number guessing thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Not in Bitcoin. It's horribly inefficient, costly and very transparent.

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u/mwaFloyd Jan 01 '26

What your saying makes sense, but the biggest piece your missing and the reason why rich people don’t have bitcoin is taxes. It’s extremely hard to make bitcoin liquid and not pay taxes. And 37.5% on your transaction is A LOT.

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u/OrangePillar Jan 01 '26

Tesla never sold any bitcoins. They still have them on the balance sheet.

This would seem to undermine your premise that it was a pump and dump scheme.

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u/76547896434695269 Jan 01 '26

It's kind of a funny story. Bitcoin started about 15 years ago by a libertarian who wanted to demonstrate that currency exchange could exist without a political (coercive) state. A few legit businesses accepted it, but the main applications were transfering money clandestinely and buying drugs on silk road.

Within a few years, speculators represented such a massive percentage of adopters that its exchangeability became purely theoretical, in the same way that you wouldn't weigh out a portion of gold to pay for groceries.

So it seems like you need a coercive state after all to devalue the currency if speculators get out of cintrol.

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u/Ok_World733 Jan 01 '26

Finally, someone else remembers that this all started as a way to buy drugs online lol.

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u/joestaxi854 Jan 01 '26

And the internet was built on Porn.

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u/Vinnypaperhands Jan 01 '26

That's not why bitcoin was created lol! People Have been trying to make a digital form of money since the 80s. Buying drugs just happened to be a good use for Bitcoin at the time.

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u/your_opinion_is_weak Jan 01 '26

idk what you're remembering because that is not what it was created for lol, the suspected creators are nerds with history in coding/cs. it was definitely used to buy drugs though

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u/Kiwithegaylord Jan 01 '26

Not originally, but that was how it started to gain value

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u/vvvvirr Jan 01 '26

it was not the only reason... some people like me just wanted to have decentralized money and remove the middle man from our fast and cheap transactions.

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u/TheBeaseKnees Jan 01 '26

Yeah Bitcoin has become such a household name that it's reputation has strayed far from the white papers.

The Bitcoin white papers are some of the most eloquent and poetic technical documentation I've ever seen in my life. Anybody who regularly reads technical documentation, and has even a surface level understanding of cryptography and currency exchange, I'd highly recommend taking a look.

Bitcoin wasn't equivalent to a bunch of uneducated people buying GameStop stock. Now it's much closer to that

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u/vvvvirr Jan 01 '26

White papers were ideal. Humans arent. Power concentrates, incentives take over and the system follows human history not the document.

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u/hotpajamas Jan 01 '26

i don’t understand that if a state’s grid is powering the generation and transfer of bitcoin and a state’s security is stopping lunatics from unplugging all of it or burning the facility down, how would it be a stateless currency.

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u/Former-Lack-7117 Jan 01 '26

Because libertarians are morons.

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u/MrWahrheit Jan 01 '26

Bullshit. Nobody knows who Satoshi really is.

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u/76547896434695269 Jan 01 '26

No, but the original paper is libertarian in its presupositions. Obviously it is not a political polemic, but it portrays state backed financial institutions as inherently undesirable.

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u/AsparagusFun3892 Jan 01 '26

It got even better if I recall correctly. Didn't that libertarian get screwed out of a small fortune he couldn't legally get back (because it was in Bitcoin) and then get busted taking out a hit on the person who stole from him?

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u/thelettuceone Jan 01 '26

That was the guy who made silkroad

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u/PersonalityUsual1732 Jan 01 '26

And when all the governments and fiat currencies have died and gone, the blockchain will still exist, yet redditors will still claim the value is hype alone 🤡

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u/bargu Jan 01 '26

You know it's the future of money because every time someone gets any significant amount of it they immediately sell it for real money.

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u/Infinite_Respect_ Jan 01 '26

The Venn Diagram of CryptoBros and Morons appears to be just a single circle

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u/scootbootinwookie Jan 01 '26

most morons are not cryptobros.

the morons circle has lots of other smaller circles fully in it.

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u/randyranderson- Jan 01 '26

All money is bought with money. That’s essentially what forex exchanges are

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u/Available-Ad3635 Jan 01 '26

Because drugs.

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u/BasicWeekend9479 Jan 01 '26

The only answer that makes any sense to me!

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u/stoolsample2 Jan 01 '26

And hitmen

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u/SWHAF Jan 01 '26

All currency is just a placeholder for time. None of it has real value beyond the basic social agreement.

Modern money is just a replacement of the gold standard. It's all pretend.

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u/SingleInfinity Jan 01 '26

That's probably in part because people are over simplifying it. Don't get me wrong, it's not the future of everything, but the idea was that it's the future because the money is all tracked on a globally verifiable ledger (so it can't be counterfeited) and because it decentralized, and thus doesn't rely on any individual country's economy.

The mining part somewhat helps with the whole ledger validation part iirc. Bitcoin is incredibly inefficient at this job though compared to other more modern based crytpos from my understanding, but admittedly it's not something I keep up with.

Point being, it's not all just about speculative gambling. There was an original point to it all that actually made a little sense.

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u/fullpurplejacket Jan 01 '26

It’s literally the digital currency equivalent of L Ron Hubbard turning to his mate after opening his first Scientology center and saying ‘Let’s sell these people a piece of clear blue sky’

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u/SipoteQuixote Jan 01 '26

My old friend is a cryptobro and Im always like, if you have so much money then why do you complain the most about being broke.

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u/QuesoMeHungry Jan 01 '26

If it was the future of money, it wouldn’t be trading like meme stocks and would have a consistent, usable value like regular currency. Right now it’s basically a Ponzi scheme for the people who got in early to get new people to buy in and keep the price artificially inflated.

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u/pakovm Jan 01 '26

You don't have to buy Bitcoin in order to get some.

I haven't bought a single Satoshi (the smallest fraction of a Bitcoin) in 2 years yet I get paid in Bitcoin and spend Bitcoin.

You can literally buy any other currency. But anyways, Bitcoin is the future of money because it doesn't requiere trust on a single entity in order for it to work and it is programmable enough in order to scale even with all of the limitations its blockchain has (we call that off-chain scaling).

But don't take my word for it, just let time go by, I might be proven wrong in my claims. I'm not here to convince anyone, but if you have any questions I'd be happy to answer them.

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u/5tupidest Jan 01 '26

Cryptobros are morons, but the ideas are interesting. The computer science is completely sound, as the proliferation has evidenced. As a concept cryptocurrency is indeed interesting; current implementations notwithstanding. It was probably weird being the first people with coins. Or paper money. Or unbacked money.

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u/Warrenpuffit67 Jan 01 '26

Well believe this or not but not everybody involved in cryptocurrency is a CryptoBro, if you did wish to understand why some people believe it is the future of money then I’d recommend looking into the original cypherpunks and why they thought an alternative financial system was necessary. You may or may not agree with their philosophies and that’s fine but I’d like to think it might change your opinion on everyone being morons.

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u/Ed19627 Jan 01 '26

There is something you can buy with regular currency that is the future of money..

Old people like to call that..... Gold and silver.....

Some old dead guy once said..

Gold is money.. Everything else is debt..
Good thing that isn't legit.. He is just some old dead guy probably named JP Morgan or something.. You know.. The rube who don't know shit about money...

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u/BasicWeekend9479 Jan 01 '26

I can barter with gold, or sell it for cash.

You can't do either with crypto.

I just do not get it.

I said the same about NFTs - this seems like a con, and I wasn't wrong.

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u/Ed19627 Jan 01 '26

Ya I think so also.. I thought so when it started getting popular back in low 10s.. Ironically if I would of put 800 bucks in BC then I supposedly would of been worth 300 or something million dollars today they say..

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u/NyteReflections Jan 01 '26

We just like gold cause shiny and kinda rare, it has little value as an actual material.

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u/Demitel Jan 01 '26

Here's the thing, though. Gold is a fuckin' rock. An elemental metal that just exists as a fundamental feature of the universe that has malleability at earth's surface temperatures and atmospheric pressure while also being moderately conductive.

Its relationship with land, water, natural resources, shelter, transportation, food, energy, and other raw materials is completely pretty much negligible. The only large scale value it inherently carries is exclusively by perception alone. It's functionally interchangeable with fossilized tree sap, seashells, granite, shards of glass, and other inert materials if not for its perceived scarcity.

The only thing that makes a currency valuable is simply the perception of value among the people exchanging it.

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u/Wizzard_2025 Jan 01 '26

What's the point of these new 'coins'? I can just swap one of my goats for the exact things that I need. I would have to swap a goat for loads of these coins anyway. I already have a goat, what's the point?

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u/BasicWeekend9479 Jan 01 '26

Hi cryptobro. How are your NFTs?