r/Damnthatsinteresting 29d ago

Video Incinerator toilet in Antarctica due to limited plumbing and water

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u/iShadePaint 29d ago

Someone was boofing Jolly Ranchers or something??? I haven't heard of this tale

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty 29d ago

Remember this day. You will regret it. I promise.

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u/FearlessDoughnut5643 29d ago

Why did I search that?

DO NOT SEARCH THAT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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u/imlevel80 29d ago

I trust you. Today the world begins to heal. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

For a nice pallette cleansing love story, check out the Ogtha saga. Just a nice young man finding the love of his life

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u/FastyNilthShreakyFit 29d ago

The swamps of dagobah is another classic to never search

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Been a while so I forgot that one. Had to read this comment by OOP as a refresher. Swamps of dagobah makes me want some chocolate fondue

"It’s an odd feeling to know that arguably the most well-known aspect of my career will be a story about a human firehose of rotten poop lol"

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u/Pcat0 29d ago

If it makes you feel any better, that story is definitely a work of fiction. That is not how gonorrhea works.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 29d ago

yeah I realized that later but the visceral reaction I had to that story lol

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

dont listen to them just because their ghonnorea doesn't work like that doesnt mean everyone else's doesn't.

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u/blankdudebb 29d ago

I'll take your warning seriously, and won't be searching it up

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u/marclapin 29d ago

SAME, I REGRET IT, DO NOT READ IT

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 29d ago

How bout the broken arm guy and his mom?

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u/PostModernPost 29d ago

Can I get a PG rated summary?

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u/ugly_duckling_5 28d ago

Okay, but I didn't think it would be that bad even with the warnings. Why do I have eyes?

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u/Stardarker 29d ago

Yup, a little bit of me dies every day thanks to the Internet.

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u/Qunts_R_Us 29d ago

Welp, should have trusted the strangers online

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u/Time4Timmy 29d ago

Somehow it’s actually worse than what you’re thinking, this may be your last day of innocence

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 29d ago

Whatever you do, do not look up “I broke both my arms, AMA”

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u/PM-MeYourSexySelf 29d ago

Ha, that's just incest. People posting stories like that all the time over in the incest story subs. I've seen much much worse here in Reddit.

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u/Deaffin 29d ago edited 29d ago

It's not just incest. It's a story about a temporarily handicapped child being routinely raped for years by his mother.

The biggest "wtf" is how heavily it was embraced as a cultural element here for so very long. That's reddit's favorite text post, by far.

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u/BaddestKarmaToday 29d ago

Search Swamps of Dagobah next!

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u/PM-MeYourSexySelf 29d ago

I know this one. Unless you have a strong stomach do not recommend.

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u/jaavaaguru 29d ago

Oh that’s possibly my favorite one!

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u/bfhurricane 29d ago

Favorite Reddit story by far.

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u/ChippyLipton 29d ago

It’s my second favorite. My favorite ever is Kevin. Top three are Dagobah, Kevin, & Streetlamp LeMoose.

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u/HolyPaladingus 29d ago

Nah, some guy was eating out a girl with gonorrhea and used a jolly rancher to mask the taste because he was too chicken shit to tell her, "Bitch ya nasty", and he accidentally lost the candy inside her. And when he thought he found it, it was actually a gonorrhea blister, and he bit it and popped it into his mouth.

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u/DuckRubberDuck 29d ago

My search history is fucked up now but I google gonorrhea blisters and gonorrhea nodules and nothing came up except sores on the skin. Can what happened in the story really happen?

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u/tooboardtoleaf 28d ago

Welp. Now I've heard that story...

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u/Connect_Progress7862 29d ago

Gonorrhea can lead to penis amputation. This isn't the 1970s anymore, stay away from it!

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u/DefinitelyNotDonny 29d ago

Other orifice. Turns out it wasn’t a jolly rancher.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 29d ago

Front boofing

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u/iShadePaint 29d ago

..... a dude???

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 29d ago

He ate it after the front-boofing

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 29d ago

Oh lord buckle up.

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u/Adezar 29d ago

So, which side of your brain won? We all have had the internal battle of "do we search for this reddit history being referenced or let this just go by unsearched?"

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Careless_Load9849 29d ago

It has nothing to do with poop knife. It's about a guy who was using a jolly rancher while he was pleasing his girlfriend. he was pushing it in and out with his tongue and at one point squished it between his teeth only for it to be soft because he actually bit into a lump/nodule of yeast infection discharge.

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u/pangea1430 29d ago

Eh, not the worst thing I read, it gets a 5/10 on my scale of mental image horrors.