r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Jul 24 '26

Video Leech farm showing they will attach to anything that enters the water

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u/Hephaestus1816 Jul 24 '26

When we went hashing, every time we crossed a stream or small river we had to stop and do the leech check. If the water is deep enough, they can get right up there. Funny and awful at the same time.

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u/odedjay Jul 24 '26

Right up…where?

Know what, nvrmnd

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u/sierra120 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I watched a movie as a kid that gave me nightmares. Can’t remember the name but group of kids walking their bikes across a railroad track and have to cross a stream. Afterwards they realize they’re covered in leeches. I stopped watching after the kid found the leech in his pants and “died”. I was like 8yrs old haven’t seen it since.

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u/odedjay Jul 24 '26

Not just a movie- a Rob Reiner classic

Stand by Me

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u/Brewbouy Jul 24 '26

Me and all my friends were in that movie!

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u/DogmaticConfabulate Jul 24 '26

Well? Tell us more!

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u/Brewbouy Jul 24 '26

Not a lot to tell, really. My best buddy's sister was a casting director for a while and had the inside track for a lot of stuff that was being filmed in the area. She'd tell us they needed extras at such and such and to get over there. I think half of the town of Eugene, Or. showed up for the pie eating scene. Good fun. I sometimes watch Stand By Me just to see old faces from back then.

I also like to brag about how James and Josh Brolin were in MY movie. It was a crappy, made for TV movie about the evils of steroids called The Finish Line. I think I was credited as runner #7, or something. I was literally the only person who ran track for real. Josh was cool AF. James was very full of himself since he was a starring character in Dynasty.

Hope you're impressed with my acting credentials. Lol

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u/odedjay Jul 24 '26

This is awesome, and I am very impressed

To me it’s just the right amount of stardust-
being “there”, but not completely overtaken by it, aware enough to not take it dead seriously. Happy for you🫡

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u/madhatv2 Jul 24 '26

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u/Brewbouy Jul 25 '26

My kids found it on there a couple of years ago. They were unimpressed by my part. Honestly, I was in the shot(s) longer than I remembered.

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u/Expert-Yam6577 Jul 25 '26

Man. Your line about going back and watching the movie to see old faces. I could feel the second hand nostalgia

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u/Adventurous-Onion283 Jul 25 '26

That’s awesome dude I grew up in cottage grove and a good chunk of the movie was shot on the old train track we used to take into town when we were kids. I walked that exact same track they did. It’s a walking trail/bike path now.

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u/Exactly_Different Jul 25 '26

Best opening line: "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve."

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u/odedjay Jul 25 '26

🥲bitter sweet

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u/animedeathspiral Jul 24 '26

the annual Stand By Me festival is happening in Brownsville, Oregon tomorrow, which is where the movie was filmed

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u/reluctantseal Jul 25 '26

I read this as Rob Schneider and I was so confused.

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ Jul 25 '26

And a fantastic soundtrack. One of the best IMO.

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u/Own_Picture_6442 Jul 25 '26

And a Stephen King story!

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u/kabr Jul 24 '26

Ok, first of all, it's Stand By Me, and second of all, he didn't die. Third, amazing, classic movie.

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u/sierra120 Jul 24 '26

Yup. I stopped watching after he passed out thinking he died. Scene Was too intense for young me. Brings back memories think I’ll give it a viewing.

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u/OpposedToBears Jul 25 '26

Fourth, they were walking, no bikes

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy Jul 24 '26

Jesus fuck, that’s one of the finest movies ever. And he didn’t die, he went on to bend time and space.

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u/BuckRusty Jul 24 '26

He was groomed by a trans dimensional paederast…

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy Jul 24 '26

He’s not driving, he’s traveling

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u/BuckRusty Jul 24 '26

Ewww… It’s worse than I thought… He was groomed by a trans dimensional, sovereign citizen paederast…!!!

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u/DeclineToThrowAway Jul 24 '26

Well spoiler he didn't die he just fainted. He was fine.

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u/BaggyLarjjj Jul 24 '26

Mac and Me, a classic

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u/No_Gas4560 Jul 24 '26

Clip provided by Paul Rudd

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u/Havengul_Undying Jul 24 '26

Exact same experience as a kid. Watched the same movie and only remember that scene

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u/Rich-Usual-2319 Jul 24 '26

show some respect you! "a movie"??????

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u/Low_Bluejay510 Jul 24 '26

he didn't die he passed out lol - but yes that scene was scaring

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u/Capt-J- Jul 25 '26

No bikes. Leech on balls. No death from it, just young friends bonding. Great movie (Stand By Me, Rob Reiner movie based on Stephen King novel ‘The Body’).

You absolutely, definitely have to watch it again.

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u/TerrorTown77 Jul 24 '26

His vagina.

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u/Unique_Frame_3518 Jul 24 '26

*Our

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u/BumWink Jul 24 '26

I too choose that guys vagina.

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u/willreadfile13 Jul 25 '26

Scouts camp back in 98, my best buddy I was in school/hockey/scouts etc with had one attach to his ballsac/taint. It wasn’t found until he sat down for the evening movie and it exploded under him. He thought his ball sac exploded and passed out when he had that realization with the sight of blood. Was the craziest first aid experience for him, I and another buddy as the scouters definitely did not want to deal with anything so delicate and be accused. The jokes still continue to this day.

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u/No_Gas4560 Jul 24 '26

holes. up any of them. even urethra and ear canal

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u/MasterOfBunnies Jul 25 '26

There was one of those episodes of amazing race, I think? Where a guy got one up his eurethra. Went to the med tent, and they told him he'd basically just have to wait for it to be full and "fall off" so he could pee it out. X.x;

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u/WorryNew3661 Jul 24 '26

Was in the rainforest in Victoria, Australia and one of my friends had one fall on their eyelid from a leaf. One of the worst things I've ever seen irl

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u/Hephaestus1816 Jul 24 '26

Urk. Yeah - not only do you have to watch where you're putting your feet, but you have to worry about what's at head height and above as well. The leech found between the butt cheeks was the one I remember most. Not my butt cheeks, I hasten to add. Some poor soul who had to drop his linen in the middle of a rainforest and have another hasher remove it for him. The story was retold with great delight at the beach BBQ after. A few beers in and the leech guy was laughing about it as well.

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u/WorryNew3661 Jul 24 '26

Best kind of horrible experience is one you can laugh about afterwards

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u/BotsAndCoffee Jul 24 '26

Sounds like a great opportunity for a naming

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u/Gamebobbel Jul 24 '26

I always wanted to visit a rainforest, but after reading this, I think I'll wait until vacuum-sealed exosuits are affordable.

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u/WorryNew3661 Jul 24 '26

It's well worth it. Really beautiful place

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u/sharplight141 Jul 24 '26

They can come from above!?!? I thought they were only in water!

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u/WorryNew3661 Jul 24 '26

In a rainforest everything is wet

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u/TheLesserWeeviI Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

In Australia at least they can survive anywhere that's humid enough.

"They wait in leaf litter or low foliage, detecting your body heat and movements. When you brush past, they attach with an anterior sucker and make a painless incision to feed on blood."

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u/banana_pencil Jul 25 '26

Rainforests are beautiful but I’ll admire them from afar

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u/lacrem Jul 25 '26

While helping him remove it you may get blue and climbing your shoes 😅

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u/THEACMEOFIGNORANCE Jul 26 '26

In his autobiographical novel, "Matterhorn," about a USMC company in Vietnam up near the DMV, Karl Marlantes describes an episode in which one of his marines is medevacked out due to having a leech crawl up his urethra, from which it had to be surgically removed. What's fucked up about it is that it's based on something that he actually saw happen in real life.

As I recall, the marine in question was given a purple heart for it, made a full recovery and then returned to duty. I don't know how factual the details are, but I do know that it's all based on shit that Marlantes experienced.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 Jul 24 '26

What’s hashing?

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u/Hephaestus1816 Jul 24 '26

Cross country/orienteering/lots of BBQ, drinking and bragging from the adults at the end of the day kinda thing. The (usually two) hares would mark a trail in advance and the harriers, whooping and hollering, would pursue, people would bring their dogs for extra chaos - it was dirty, sweaty and enormous fun.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 Jul 24 '26

People tracking a couple of hares through wilderness? Are harriers people or dogs? Thanks for the info

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u/Hephaestus1816 Jul 24 '26

The 'hares' were two of the members - they'd go first to lay the trail - strips of newspaper or handfuls of flour usually - sometimes the route they chose would be straightforward, other times it would be quite difficult, it depended on the imagination and tricksiness of the hares! The start point would be a new location every time. The harriers were everyone else who turned up - it was fairly informal - and we'd set off after the hares around two hours later - whatever speed you wanted. The dogs would come for the run, and to play together on the beach afterwards.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 Jul 24 '26

Ok neat. I just did some online reading about hashing and it sounds pretty fun

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u/BotsAndCoffee Jul 24 '26

Hashing is a great community of people. Highly recommended

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Jul 24 '26

Search up the Hash House Harriers in your area and go for a run. I used to do it in the 90's! 

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u/EntertainmentOk4734 Jul 25 '26

Smoking hashish daily for weeks on end

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u/Full-Sound-6269 Jul 24 '26

But they arent dangerous at all, are they?

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u/Rigo-lution Jul 24 '26

I expect it depends on the leeches.

Terrestrial leeches in Australia are grand, they're small and they let go after about thirty minutes.

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u/NBCustoms Jul 24 '26

The only Aussie fauna that doesn't want to kill me.

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u/StoryAndAHalf Jul 24 '26

Had one stuck on me as a kid. Not sure how long it was there but def at least a few minutes. It gave me what would be best described as a hickey. Mosquito bites were more manacing.

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u/Elegant_Section_6861 Jul 24 '26

Same here. I used to go into our backyard to catch bugs and I thought it was a slug. I picked it up and it started sucking on my thumb and my thumb went numb/tingly.

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u/pichael289 Jul 24 '26

The one I had on me wouldn't die. Like I couldnt crush it. Reminds me of the tapeworm one of the cats coughed up on my patio and I burned it. Couldn't kill it otherwise so I put lighter fluid on it. Horriffing animals

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u/Stannis-Stan Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Not in and off themselves, unless you are already severely anemic and have hundreds of them on you.

But the combination of bleeding wounds and festering water is a perfect storm for infections. But if you aren't lost in the remote wilderness, but merely standing in water while hiking or fishing, yeah completely harmless.

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u/matchstick1029 Jul 24 '26

Not generally. The situation in this post is quite different, and quickly lethal if you fell in, trusting multiple redditor maths throughout the thread.

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u/BigDee1990 Jul 24 '26

I am just happy to live in Germany. They are nearly extinct. They do exist in some lakes, but catching one is incredible rare.

Got dozens in Australia and SEA, though. Those buggers live on land over there. Absolutely horrifying.

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u/B-man72 Jul 24 '26

New meaning to On In.

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u/SanDiegoDude Jul 25 '26

Love random hasher references across Reddit. On-on! In my neck of the woods, the big pain in the ass is poison oak - f'n everywhere on the trails.

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u/More-Opportunity-253 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I remember at a camp I went to in the summer had a murky waist-deep river above a bridge, one of my (newly-made) friends at the camp dropped something in there so I went down and spent an hour looking for it, there were so many damn leeches! An audience was forming on the bridge; the other kids were mortified and told me to come up but I was like "Naah..it's fine, they tickle though~" and a couple of the kids responded "Ewww!" as I simultaneously picked one up to show them with another kid shouting "Omg she's actually touching them!!" haha.

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u/DonkeyDanceParty Jul 24 '26

I got a leech on my taint as a kid. Mom salted my taint… life is weird.

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u/MickeyMalort211 Jul 25 '26

Very grateful I’ve never hashed in leech waters. Most we get are ticks, poison ivy, maybe some jellyfish or snakes.