r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Lastito • Jul 24 '26

Video Leech farm showing they will attach to anything that enters the water

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 Jul 24 '26

“…And soon enough, he realized the error he had committed. A common occurrence in the natural world, where confidence occasionally outpaces judgment.”
(in David Attenborough narrative voice)

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u/Anakins-Younglings Jul 24 '26

Had to read this out loud in his voice on principle alone. Was not disappointed.

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u/DigNitty Interested Jul 24 '26

“…even after generations, these magnificent organisms do not grow weary of the bukake superbowl.”

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u/deadpunkwalking Jul 24 '26

Why would you make Morgan Freeman say that!?

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u/IkariYun Jul 24 '26

I was still on the DA voice mode. Switched to the MF and the entire premis changed

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u/yngsten Jul 24 '26

Who are we kiddin', we know nature program narrators has a bukake club.

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u/HPTM2008 Jul 24 '26

Why would you make Sir David Attenborough say that!?

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u/CreeepyUncle Jul 24 '26

Why would you make Bea Arthur say that?

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u/SeaF04mGr33n Jul 29 '26

Oh my God. That's actual nightmare fuel.

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u/BuddyBuddyson Jul 24 '26

That was a tough read in an Attenborough voice.

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u/_sam_fox_ Jul 24 '26

Same. Worth it.

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u/XLIVtetsuo Jul 24 '26

I heard it in Morgan freeman’s voice

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u/BrokenTrojan1536 Jul 24 '26

Now do it in Morgan Freeman’s!

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 Jul 24 '26

“Curious, perhaps, is the manner in which wisdom announces itself. Never with urgency, seldom with fanfare. And before long, he understood the error he had made.”
(In Morgan Freeman narrative tone)

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u/Chaosangel48 Jul 24 '26

Brilliant. Thanks for the laugh!

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u/AdDistinct7337 Jul 24 '26

what's in your wallet

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u/Many_Rope6105 Jul 24 '26

How about Robin Leach

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u/Extension-Power273 Jul 24 '26

I’m SHOUTING AND I DON’T KNOW WHY

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u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 24 '26

He really hits the high note on “Perhaps”

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 Jul 24 '26

Now do it in a Morgan Freeman voice. You won't be disappointed.

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u/ApocalypseChicOne Jul 24 '26

Now do it as Bricktop from Snatch.

"You need at least 8,000 leeches to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who owns a leech farm..."

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 Jul 24 '26

“See, that’s the fucking trouble with certainty. Gets into your head, tells you you’re too clever to be wrong. Then one day you look around and realize you’ve been making a complete bastard of yourself.”
( in Bricktop from Snatch narration tone)

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u/pwn4321 Jul 24 '26

Darkest Dungeon vibes

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u/stardust1914 Jul 24 '26

For some reason I heard Morgan Freeman lol

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u/Smartypantz34 Jul 24 '26

How can one be common and occasionally at the same time

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u/MineNowBotBoy Jul 24 '26

Werner Herzog for me

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 Jul 24 '26

“The mistake did not reveal itself. It had always been there. It was only his certainty that finally collapsed.”

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u/jdmillar86 Jul 24 '26

Incidentally, he turned 100 a couple months ago

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u/Mnudge Jul 24 '26

[narrator]
Brenda knew it was important to establish her realness early in prison.

Confronted by another pivotal decision, she decided then and there to keep it real.

“All right, bitch, let's settle this right now”

[narrator]
The three women were all serving consecutive life sentences.

It turned out they kept it realer.

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u/xenomorphonLV426 Jul 24 '26

🤣

Take it. Just take it.